ITS CORN🌽
ITS CORN 🌽 A BIG🌽 LUMP WITH KNOBS🕹IT HAS THE JUICE🧃(✨ 𝐼𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝒾𝒸𝑒✨) I CANT ❌IMAGINE🧠A MORE ✨BEAUTIFUL✨THING ITS 🌽CORN🌽 I CAN TELL 📞YOU ALL ABOUT IT 📚 I MEAN LOOK👀AT THIS THING🌽 WHEN I TRIED IT WITH 🧈 BUTTER EVERYTHING CHANGED 💥The Only Thing I Know for Real
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real
There will be blood-shed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh no
There will be blood-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known
Losing my identity
Wondering have I gone insane
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight MLM copypasta
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I got a big fat dick Yes I got a big-big fat dick A big fat dick! I'm a winner, I'm a winner Oh yes I am! A big fat dick! It's hard, it's snuggly And white-y. A big fat dick! Now get a kick off my big fat dick!BFD lyrics
You know you want something
Stay and I want your company
Now lick it, now lick it
Everyone loves a huge loving part
All the girls squeal
You won't wanna bear apart
Now lick it, now lick i-I-I-t!
It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it
It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It
I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!
A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!
Now get a kick off my big fat dick!
Come take a dive my flower
It makes even bad boys cower
No matter who you are I see
Everybody wants a piece of me
Black dudes be like nigga lick me please
Haters call me a faggot
And they lick my dick cheese
It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it
It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It
I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!
A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!
Now get a kick off my big fat dick!
It's so yummy
It's so delicious
That's why you want me
Now lick it, now lick it
It's so sweet-y
You so need me
I want you to do it
Now lick it, now lick I-It
I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!
A big fat dick!
It's hard, it's snuggly
And white-y. A big fat dick!
Now get a kick off my big fat dick!
A big fat dick!
A big fat dick!
I got a big fat dick
Yes I got a big-big fat dick
A big fat dick!
I'm a winner, I'm a winner
Oh yes I am!
A big fat dick!BFD Christian version
You know you want something
Stay I want your company
Now love him now love him now love him
Everyone loves a huge loving church
Everyone come and everyone can be heard
Now love him now love him
Hes so wonderful hes come for us
Thats why we want him
Now love him now love him
Hes so holy within
You so need him
Welcome to the church
We got a big hearted god
Yes we got a big big hearted god
A big hearted god
We could be sinners could be sinners
Oh yes we are
A big hearted god
Hes got the world in his hands
A big hearted god
Now lets praise him with all our loveLight. Do you want to have sex?
"Light. Do you want to have sex?"
Light almost choked on his sip of coffee. Think. He had to play this strategically.
If I immediately say no, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. It's too obvious. Would Kira have gay sex? Kira would never let himself be in a position so vulnerable, never mind gay or not. Though... Would he? Kira, albeit drawn from me, is a concept who exists in a divorced state. While I may not jump at the opportunity for sex, someone such as Kira may see it as a show of power. So if I declined here, L may suspect that I don't want to come off as too power-hungry, and accuse me of being Kira.
I have to go through with it. I don't have a good enough reason to reject him.
But if I say yes, that still points towards Kira, who could use the argument that "a hole is a hole" and therefore top. No, if I suggest topping, he'll definitely think I'm Kira. But wait. That's it.
I'll take his dick up my ass, proving that I am neither homophobic nor Kira.
L, in the meantime, ate his cake without so much as giving it a second thought. His trap was well-laid and well-prepared.
If Light asks me to top, he's definitely Kira.God I hate r/Ukraine
God I hate r/Ukraine its full of western suburb kids who are so stupid and such nps that they believe that al Russians are guilty for being russian.
“Dude protest putin” “Dude just overthrow the government”
Are these people actually that retarted, do they think they can just except people to throw their life away for protesting the government or get themselves killed for organising a coup. Even if al Russian are Ukrainian hating nationalist, considering the huge propaganda machine Russia has I am still not gonna consider them responsible for their own thoughts. Fuck r/Ukraine and al the western dumbfucks who lack critical thinking or empathy and in most cases both. (Bdw never saw the same responds from these fuckers when it was the us invading iraq but then it wasn’t their fault but the media yeah sure