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i had to kill my friend

    2 days ago i had to kill my friend (19m). it started when we where in maths class. we were making the usual quandale dingle and morbius memes when he asked to go to the bathroom. he never has to go so i was a bit sceptical. i (20m) snuck out and followed him, without his knowledge. i looked under the cubical he was in and saw him shitting into his hand and rubbing it all over him, onto the walls, his face and his penis. i then saw him beat his meat to morbius r34. when he cummed he shouted out quandale dingle, but he saw me. he shouted out my name, Jeremiah bingle. he tried breaking into the cubicle that i was in, still covered in shit, with his penis hanging out he shouted “ITS MORBIN TIME!” and started slapping me and punching me. he then ran into the classroom and grabbed his bag. i heard the screams. they were terrifying. he then grabbed a knife from his bag and started violently scraping the shit of himself and snorting it. i kicked him away and broke the toilet lid off. i then hit him over the head shouting “GET MORBED” as brain matter, blood and shit flew everywhere. after a few hits, he died. i am typing this in the back of a police van, covered in blood, poop and brain. i m going to court next week and i am pleading in self defense. AMA

    Barking WOOF WOOF

      GRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRR HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS
      BARK BARK WOOF GRRRRRRRRRR WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRR BARK BARK growl WOOF WOOF WOOF HA HA HA HA BARK BARK GROWL BARK grrrRRROOF WOOF WOOF
      👹👺GGRRR😼😼👻BARK🐶🐶BARK🤴👨‍🎤👨‍🎤WOOF🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️GGGGRRR🧛🧛🧛GRR🐻🐻🐻🐻BARKNFKFLH🦧🦧🦧🦧🐐🐐FMSMANBARK🔥🔥🔥WOOF✍️✍️WOOF🌰🌰GR🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️🤼‍♀️TNGFMR🗽🗽🗽BARK🤶🤶🤶🤶BARL🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟🧟👰‍♂️BARK🫀🫀🫁🫁BARK👥🫂👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽WOOF🦷🦷👅👅👅💋💋WOOF👣👆🏾🤙🦵WOOF🙀🙀🙀GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB👺👺👹👹GRR🤖🤖🤡WOMGMHMBOF😪😪😪GRR🥸🥸BARKNFKFLH 🫁🫂🫂👩🏿👩🏿👩🏿👤🗣️BARK BARK🗣️🗣️🗣️❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥BARK🔛🔝❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥WOOF GGGGRRR🧌🧌GRR🕺🏻💃🕺🏻💃🕺🏻🕺WOMGMHMBOF👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨GRRR🪖🪖BARK BARK🐼🐼🐼🐻🐮🦊WOOF🐩🐩🐕ARF🐲🐧🐲GRRR🦦🦦🐔🦦GXNXHSJSH🐾🐾🐾🐾BRRR🐳🐳BARK👄👄🫦🫦BARK💄🔛🔝🗣️🔥✍️✍️
      *foams mouth* GRRRRR *snarl* BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......*sniffs* BARK
      GGRRR BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR BARKNFKFLH FMSMANBARK WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GGRRRR BARRKKFNBFB GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRR BARKNFKFLH BARK BARK BARK WOOF GGGGRRR GRR WOMGMHMBOF GRRR BARK BARK WOOF ARF GRRR GXNXHSJSH BRRR BARK BARK
      GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SHART GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF BARK WOOF ARF BARK GRR SNARL RUFF WOOF BARK WOOF SNARL GRR ARF ARF WOOF BARK RUFF GRR ARF

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      ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF
      
      GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR
      
      GRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GROWL ARGH ARF ARF SNARL HISS WOOF ARGH GROWL GRRR GGRRRGRRR GRRR WOOF BARKKGRRR
      
      GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSSS GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR SNARL BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF HISSS BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS HSSSSSS GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF GRRRR HISSS GRR BARK ARF
      
      GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR GRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRR GROWL WOOF HISSSSSSSS GRRR BARK BARK WOOF HISSS HISSS GRRRR
      
      BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG
      
      BARK 🤬🐗WOOF 🐒BARK 🐕‍🦺RUFF 😡🐺BARK 🐻BARK 🤬🦊BARK 🐕BARK 🐻WOOF 🐕WOOF 🦊RUFF 🐂RUFF🦮 GRRRRR🐕‍🦺 BARK🐶 BARK 🤬🦁WOOF😡🙊 WOOF 🦁GRRRR🐶 RUFF 🐴RUFF🐗 BARK🐺 😡WOOF🦮 RUFF🐕 GRRRR🐶 BARK 🐕‍🦺BARK
      
      GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
       GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK
      
      BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK
      
      BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR
      
      BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK  GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR
      
      BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE HISSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSS BITE BITE BITE
      
      BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG
      
      rawrarwrarwrarrwrarwrararar RAWR !!! baAKR BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRrrrRRRRRRRR ARF ARF WANG WANG WANV !!!!!! GRRRRRR WANG !!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR
      
      BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK HISSSS GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF JAKDHSJHS SNARL HISS BARK SNARL BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF BARKKK GRRRR WOOF ARF ARF
      
      BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOOºººOOOOOºººOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAA BARKBARKBARBARKBARKBARKBRK BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAE
      
      BARK BARK GRIWLLL SNRARLING YELLING BITE BITE BITE NIGHTMARE BARK BARK ARF ARF HISSSSSSSSSSSSS SNARL SNARL BARK GRRRRRRRR RFRFRFRFRFRDFDFR GROWL GROWL BARK BARK BARK BITE BITE BITE HISSING HISS GRRRRRRRRRROWL BARK BITE BITE HISS ARF ARF ARF WOOF BITE BITE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGH
      
      SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR SLURP CHEW GNAW ARF ARF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR
      
      BARK BARK WOOF GRR RRR RRR RURURURURU AWO WOOF RUFF RUFF BARK YAP YAP BARK GRR WOOF WOOF AROOO AROO BARK BARK BARK GRR RUFF RUFF WOOOOOO OOOO OOOO BARK BARK GRRRR RRRRR RRR WOOF WOOF YAP YAP AWOOOOOOO GRRRRR RRRR RUFF RUFF AWOOOOO OOO GRRRR RRRRR BARK BARK RRRRR RUFF RUFF RRR
      
      GRRRRRRR ROOF ROOF BARK BARK YARP GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK YARK GRRR WOOF WOOF GRRR GROWL PANT GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF PLS DFHHJ
      
      GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF YAP YAP MOOOO BAHHHH SNIFF SNIFF SCRATCHES FEET SMELLS GROWLS PEES ROARRRRR BARK BARK NEIGHHH YIP ALLIGATOR NOISE GGGGRAWL NAMJOON NEMMMK MMMMM SIRUP KEN YUM BAHHH RAWRRR
      
      ARF ARF RAWR MEOW COKADOODLEDOO MOOOOOO OINK OINK SNORT OOH OOH AH AH GRRRRR
      
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      GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARF ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL SNARL HSSSSSSS GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRRRR BARK 🤬🐗WOOF 🐒BARK 🐕‍🦺RUFF 😡🐺BARK 🐻BARK 🤬🦊BARK 🐕BARK 🐻WOOF 🐕WOOF 🦊RUFF 🐂RUFF🦮 GRRRRR🐕‍🦺 BARK🐶 BARK 🤬🦁WOOF😡🙊 WOOF 🦁GRRRR🐶 RUFF 🐴RUFF🐗 BARK🐺 😡WOOF🦮 RUFF🐕 GRRRR🐶 BARK 🐕‍🦺BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK  GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE HISSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSS BITE BITE BITE BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSISSSS HISSSSS BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRG GRRRRR GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARF BARK GRRRR WOOF SNARL HSSSSS GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARF GRRRR HSSSS WOOF WOOF BARK ARF GRRRR SNARL BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF HISSS BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF SNARL HSSSSSS HSSSSSS GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK WOOF GRRRR HISSS GRR BARK ARF BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK rawrarwrarwrarrwrarwrararar RAWR !!! baAKR BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRrrrRRRRRRRR ARF ARF WANG WANG WANV !!!!!! GRRRRRR WANG !!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK BARK barK BAKR ABKR BaRrRRkKk nnn !!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR HNGGSGRRRRRRRRRRR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAW RRR RRARR BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GRRRRRR GRRRR AAAAAARRGHHHH BARK HISSSS GRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF JAKDHSJHS SNARL HISS BARK SNARL BARK BARK JSKDJDKSKS HISS SNARL GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HISSSD GRR ARF BARKKK GRRRR WOOF ARF ARF BARKBARKBARKBARK RRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOFEOOFWOOFWOOF BARKBARKBARKBARK AWOOOOOOOOºººOOOOOºººOOOOO AWOOOOOOOO BARK BARK AWOOOOOGRRRRRRR ARFARFARFARF GUUURR GROWL SNAARLLLL GRRRAA BARKBARKBARBARKBARKBARKBRK BITEBITEBITECHOMPCHOMP GRRRRRRRRBITEBTIEBITE ARFARFARFARFARFARFAEFAEFAE ARF BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARF BARK BARK GRIWLLL SNRARLING YELLING BITE BITE BITE NIGHTMARE BARK BARK ARF ARF HISSSSSSSSSSSSS SNARL SNARL BARK GRRRRRRRR RFRFRFRFRFRDFDFR GROWL GROWL BARK BARK BARK BITE BITE BITE HISSING HISS GRRRRRRRRRROWL BARK BITE BITE HISS ARF ARF ARF WOOF BITE BITE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGH SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR SLURP CHEW GNAW ARF ARF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF SLURP GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GROWL SLURP CHEW DROOL BARK WOOF WOOF YAP YAP GASP ARF ARF AWOOOOOO BARK GRRRR BARK BARK WOOF GRR RRR RRR RURURURURU AWO WOOF RUFF RUFF BARK YAP YAP BARK GRR WOOF WOOF AROOO AROO BARK BARK BARK GRR RUFF RUFF WOOOOOO OOOO OOOO BARK BARK GRRRR RRRRR RRR WOOF WOOF YAP YAP AWOOOOOOO GRRRRR RRRR RUFF RUFF AWOOOOO OOO GRRRR RRRRR BARK BARK RRRRR RUFF RUFF RRR GRRRRRRR ROOF ROOF BARK BARK YARP GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK YARK GRRR WOOF WOOF GRRR GROWL PANT GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF GRRRRR GROWL GRRRRR BARK BARK YARK GRRRR BARK BARK YAP YAP WOOF WOOF PLS DFHHJ GRRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF YAP YAP MOOOO BAHHHH SNIFF SNIFF SCRATCHES FEET SMELLS GROWLS PEES ROARRRRR BARK BARK NEIGHHH YIP ALLIGATOR NOISE GGGGRAWL NAMJOON NEMMMK MMMMM SIRUP KEN YUM BAHHH RAWRRR ARF ARF RAWR MEOW COKADOODLEDOO MOOOOOO OINK OINK SNORT OOH OOH AH AH GRRRRR
      
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      GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL
      SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK ARF
      GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARF BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR SNARL
      SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF WOOF BARK
      GRRRRRR ARE BARK GROWL RRR GRR RAWR BARK BARK ARE BARK BARK RUGF RUGG
      FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAÅA AAÅAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR
      HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss BITE BITE SNARL
      SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR
      AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR
      GRGRGRGRG GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARE BARK WOOF WOOF
      GRRRRR SNARL SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF
      WOOF BARK ARE GRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK ARE ARE BARK WOOF WOOF
      GRRRRR SNARL SNARL Hsssssss GRRRRRRR WOOF BARK ARF BARK SNARL WOOF
      WOOF BARK 'SRUFF V BARK '"BARK
      WOOF BARK GRRRRRR BARK
      BARK *BARK WOOF *WOOF RUFF GRRRRR BARKE BARK u'
      WOOF' • WOOF SGRRRRV RUFF RUFF"' BARKV 'WOOF'8 RUFF* GRRRR
      BARK •H BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK BARK ARFFF
      GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK ARFFFFF
      DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRR WOOF SNARL SNArL BARK
      BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK SNARL BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF
      BARK BARK BARK GRRRR GRR RGRR GR BARK BARK BARK BADL BALD. NARK BAKE
      BALE KAVEE L BARK BARKBARKBAKR KABSKSB BARK VAKR BALR BARK BARKE HSBAKE
      BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BAKE BAKR BARK BRK
      GGGGSGHSGSGSGGRRRRRRRR BARKBOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWS BARK BARK BARK
      BARK GRRRR RRUGFFFFFFFFF BARKRKKRKTKTKTKTKTKRKR BARK BARK BARK
      GRRRRRR GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR
      GRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLLL SNARRLLLLLL BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE GRRRRRRRR ARF
      ARF ARE ARF ARE ARF GRRRR SNARLLL BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRR
      GRRRRR ARFARFARFARF BITE BITE Hisssssssss Hisssssss BITE BITE BITE BARK
      BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR AAUAARAÅAAAAAA AAAAA GRE
      RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss
      BITE BITE SNARL SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR
      GRRRRRRR AAAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR
      HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR GRGRGRGRGRGRGR HSIssss Hisssss BITE BITE SNARL
      SNARL GRRRRR BARK BARK RUGF RUGG FHHHERGRGRGRRRR GRRRRRRR
      AÅAAAARAAAAAAAA AAAAA GRE RGRERRRRR GRRR HRHEHEHEGRGRGRGRGR
      GRGRGRGRG GRRRRR GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRR ARE BARK GRRRR WOOF
      SNARL Hsssss GRRRR WOOF BARK BARK ARE GRRRR Hssss WOOF WOOF BARK ARE
      GRRRR SNARL BARK ARE GRRRR WOOF Hisss BARK GRRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK
      ARF SNARL Hssssss Hssssss GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK ARF BARK ARF BARK
      WOOF GRRRR Hisss GRR BARK ARE BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRR SLOBBER DROOL BARK
      BARK ARFFF GROWL GRRRR SNARL GRRRRR GROWLL GROWL GRR BARK BARK BARK
      ARFFFFF DROOL GRRRR BARK BARK BARK
      RAWR baAKR
      BARK ARK ARK AWOOOOOOO ARW GGRRRRRR GRR GRRRRRRrrRmRRRRRRRR ARE
      ARF WANG WANG WAW GRRRRRR WANG RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR BARK
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      Found loads of porn in my BF’s computer

        Blatant Homiesexuals
        Found loads of porn and titty pics on my BFs computer plus loads of chats with people who are into the same thing on discord. I'm so confused on how to feel about this. Worst thing is, with one of those guys from discord, they send each other those titty videos with cum all over, blowjob videos and just different porn, and they would be like .. " Do you want to wank with me?" Also, one of those guys would send him pictures of his wife's boobs and would ask my BF to cum all over the picture.
        
        They would also send each other dick pics of how hard their dicks are ...
        
        Bro, is this normal or I'm i dating a weirdo!?

        Imagine being gay

          Gay copypasta
          So I'm not homophobic but...
          
          Just imagine being gay lol, it's so stupid. Imagine liking men so much you would want to live with one forever. Imagine seeing a man's pecs and just thinking about how comfortable they must be to rest your head on.
          
          Imagine being able to feel safe and aroused around big muscular men. While they call you a good boy, and treat you gently.
          
          Imagine resting in another man arms, kissing him and hugging him with all your strength. Slowly ensnaring one of his legs with yours. Feeling his warmth, his breath, his heartbeat. Imagine being happy about this, feeling blessed to have found love. Imagine this man is now sucking on your cock. You should feel disgusted or mock him, but the only thing you feel is arousal, and a bit of pride. Imagine sucking this guy's dick. you should want to stop, but no, you only want to make him feel as good as he made you feel.
          
          Imagine this same man pinning you down on your bed, as he frots his dick against yours, letting you do nothing but uncontrollably moan from pleasure. Instead of feeling powerless you feel so horny, so happy. You think it's so fun and hot. Then he cums on you and you cum on yourself, you should feel disgusted or sad, but you feel pleased, relieved even. Imagine that after that you just go clean yourself and then directly go back to cuddling with him.
          
          Imagine being afraid of being found out, or of having your rights removed because you dare be in love with the wrong person. Imagine feeling dread when you hear kid spout out that homosexuals should get killed for being degenerates. Imagine feeling pure terror at the thought of seeing your rights revoked. Imagine knowing that if this happens, you are dead because everything about your identity is probably stored somewhere.
          
          Lol gays are so dumb its so funny.

          Breaking Bad Ruined Our Sex Life

            Throwaway account because my family knows my main, and I don’t want them to know about this.
            
            So as the title states, BB has ruined our sex life. It started with us getting frisky to the show, and devolved to the point where we can’t even have sex without it on.
            
            If I’m on top I’ll watch the show while I do my thing. We both turn our heads to the side and watch it on the TV. We love doggy style because we can both watch it at the same time. Originally missionary was our favourite due to the intimacy, but we stopped it because we couldn’t watch the show.
            
            A bit innocent so far, but the memes are where it goes downhill.
            
            There’s a meme of Mike Ehrmantraut going “Walter. Put your dick away Walter. I’m not having sex with you right now.”
            
            Now we found this absolutely hilarious and it somehow devolved into it being incorporated; If one wants sex and the other doesn’t, the immediate reply is doing a Mike impression and going “Put your dick away Walter.”
            
            What’s even worse is that we changed it to say “Get your dick out Walter” or “Let me see those 8balls, Walter.” If we do want to have sex. I can’t even remember the last time either of us asked for sex normally.
            
            Not only that, but during the act itself we make jokes about it.
            
            “I’m like Walter and you’re like Mike, cuz I’m about to shoot something into your stomach!”
            
            “I’m gonna make a meth outta you!”
            
            “Choke me like Walt did to Krazy 8!”
            
            “*in a Jesse voice* Yo I’m bout to shoot all over your face, Gale!”
            
            All of these are actual things we’ve said.
            
            Because of this weird obsession, everytime we see an RV we get horny. Everytime we hear the intro. Everytime someone mentions meth or the name Walter. Even when we see memes of the show on Discord or YouTube.
            
            So yeah. That’s pretty much it. Breaking Bad fucking ruined our sex life and there’s no turning back now. Fuck sakes.

            HIS COUSIN GAVE HIM HEAD IN FRONT OF HER PARENTS!

              Alabama ☕️
              Alex (19,M) was forced to attend his Uncle's marriage anniversary. But the moment he saw his Uncle's daughter Lauren (18,F), he got an erection and j*rked off in the bathroom. Little did he know that Lauren had seen him and was aroused by him too. She followed him to the bathroom. Alex was surprised but he did not want to waste the opportunity and he immediately unzipped his pants. Lauren went on her knees and started sucking his penis. As soon as Alex was about to c*m, his Uncle and Aunt came to the bathroom looking for Lauren. What they saw was their daughter, topless and on her knees, giving head to her cousin. At first she did not realize anything and continued sucking. Her father grabbed her hair and pulled her away from Alex. He then stepped ahead to slap Alex and at that exact moment Alex came. He came on his uncle's designer suit and shouted," You know how to suck babygirl" . Lauren started laughing . Her mother then saw Alex's penis and licked her lips. Then she snapped to reality and punished both of them. Alex wasn't allowed to meet girls for a month but all it did was make him more hor*y and he started jer*ing off 5 times a day. Lauren was forbidden to leave the house but this gave her even more chances to quench her thirst as both her parents were working and she invited boys everyday. Alex and Lauren have never met since then but have sex talks regularly on calls.
              
              Peace from Alabama.