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Everything has become Seele to me

    All I know what to do anymore is play Seele, it's been so long. I don't know what Star Rail is anymore. The other day, I put a different character and tried to proc Resurgence with them. Everything has become Seele to me. There are no other characters, no skills other than Sheathed Blade. The only Ultimate i know how to activate is Butterfly Flurry. Occasionally I use Bronya skill, and I cry a little. I Thwack for game but wish I was being gamed instead. It's become a joke of sorts, or maybe it's just my life. I can't go anywhere without seeing Seele. I went to feed my dog the other night, but instead of eating she flickered in and out of existence while brandishing a scythe. I had to put her down. I sit in the corner now counting down the days, the days where we shall see sweet release from this torment, the day when turn-based RPG was about 2 sides taking turns and creating something beautiful. Those days are long gone. I have seen God, and I have seen the devil, but they are one and the same. I stared into the abyss and screamed, and it screamed back: "Disappear among the sea of butterflies".

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Seele

      Seele from Honkai Star Rail
      I can't take it anymore.
      
      I'm sick of Seele. I try to play Sushang, my Seele deals more damage. I try to play Yanqing, my Seele deals more damage. I try to play Dan Heng, my Seele does more damage. I want to play Tingyun, her best team has Seele. I want to play Bronya, but she wants Seele.
      
      She grabs me by the throat, I grind for her, I do SU for her. I bought the 5* SU Hunt Lightcone for her, even superimpose it for her. She isn't satisfied. I pull for her signature lightcone, she scoffs it off. "I need this to be superimposed." She tells me.
      
      She doesn't need a team and she throws herself onto her enemies. "You just need to support me, I can do everything by myself." I can't pull for more support characters, I dont have enough oneiric shards and they aren't available yet. She grabs my credit card, it declines. "Guess this is the end."
      
      She uses her ult. She says "Disappear among the sea of butterflies, illusions of the past." At this point, I've already been broken. Nothing but resurgence always having her turn every single time. What a cruel world.

      The original was about Xiangling from Genshin Impact

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        Every swear word

          Anus - butt
          Arse - butt
          Arsehole - butt
          Ass - butt
          Ass-hat - idiot
          Ass-jabber - homosexual
          Ass-pirate - homosexual
          Assbag - idiot
          Assbandit - homosexual
          Assbanger - homosexual
          Assbite - idiot
          Assclown - butt
          Asscock - idiot
          Asscracker - butt
          Asses - butts
          Assface - butt
          Assfuck - rear-loving
          Assfucker - homosexual
          Assgoblin - homosexual
          Asshat - butt
          Asshead - idiot
          Asshole - jerk
          Asshopper - homosexual
          Assjacker - homosexual
          Asslick - idiot
          Asslicker - Buttlicker
          Assmonkey - idiot
          Assmunch - idiot
          Assmuncher - butt
          Assnigger - Racial Slur
          Asspirate - homosexual
          Assshit - idiot
          Assshole - butt
          Asssucker - idiot
          Asswad - butt
          Asswipe - butt
          Axwound - female genitalia
          Bampot - idiot
          Bastard - illegitimate child
          Beaner - Mexican
          Bitch - female dog
          Bitchass - idiot
          Bitches - female dogs
          Bitchtits - homosexual
          Bitchy - mean
          Blow job - sexual act
          Blowjob - sexual act
          Bollocks - male genitalia
          Bollox - male genitalia
          Boner - erection
          Brotherfucker - homosexual
          Bullshit - poop
          Bumblefuck - homosexual
          Butt plug - cork
          Butt-pirate - homosexual
          Buttfucka - homosexual
          Buttfucker - homosexual
          Camel toe - female genitalia
          Carpetmuncher - homosexual
          Chesticle - Breast
          Chinc - Chinese
          Chink - asian
          Choad - male genitalia
          Chode - small penis
          Clit - female genitals
          Clitface - idiot
          Clitfuck - sexual act
          Clusterfuck - mess up
          Cock - penis
          Cockass - Jerk
          Cockbite - idiot
          Cockburger - idiot
          Cockface - idiot
          Cockfucker - idiot
          Cockhead - idiot
          Cockjockey - homosexual
          Cockknoker - homosexual
          Cockmaster - homosexual
          Cockmongler - homosexual
          Cockmongruel - homosexual
          Cockmonkey - idiot
          Cockmuncher - homosexual
          Cocknose - idiot
          Cocknugget - idiot
          Cockshit - idiot
          Cocksmith - homosexual
          Cocksmoke - homosexual
          Cocksmoker - homosexual
          Cocksniffer - homosexual
          Cocksucker - homosexual
          Cockwaffle - idiot
          Coochie - female genitalia
          Coochy - female genitalia
          Coon - African American
          Cooter - vagina
          Cracker - Caucasian
          Cum - semen
          Cumbubble - idiot
          Cumdumpster - prostitute
          Cumguzzler - homosexual
          Cumjockey - homosexual
          Cumslut - dirty girl
          Cumtart - idiot
          Cunnie - female genitalia
          Cunnilingus - sexual act
          Cunt - vagina
          Cuntass - idiot
          Cuntface - idiot
          Cunthole - female genitalia
          Cuntlicker - homosexual
          Cuntrag - idiot
          Cuntslut - idiot
          Dago - Italian
          Damn - darn
          Deggo - Italian
          Dick - penis
          Dick-sneeze - orgasm
          Dickbag - idiot
          Dickbeaters - Hands
          Dickface - idiot
          Dickfuck - idiot
          Dickfucker - homosexual
          Dickhead - phallace face
          Dickhole - male genitalia
          Dickjuice - semen
          Dickmilk - sperm
          Dickmonger - homosexual
          Dicks - penises
          Dickslap - sexual act
          Dicksucker - homosexual
          Dicksucking - sexual act
          Dicktickler - homosexual
          Dickwad - idiot
          Dickweasel - idiot
          Dickweed - idiot
          Dickwod - idiot
          Dike - homosexual
          Dildo - sexual toy
          Dipshit - idiot
          Doochbag - idiot
          Dookie - poop
          Douche - female hygene product
          Douche-fag - idiot
          Douchebag - female hygene accessory
          Douchewaffle - homosexual
          Dumass - idiot
          Dumb ass - idiot
          Dumbass - idiot
          Dumbfuck - idiot
          Dumbshit - idiot
          Dumshit - idiot
          Dyke - homosexual
          Fag - homosexual
          Fagbag - homosexual
          Fagfucker - homosexual
          Faggit - homosexual
          Faggot - homosexual
          Faggotcock - homosexual
          Fagtard - homosexual idiot
          Fatass - a fat person
          Fellatio - sexual act
          Feltch - sexual act
          Flamer - homosexual
          Fuck - fornicate
          Fuckass - idiot
          Fuckbag - idiot
          Fuckboy - idiot
          Fuckbrain - idiot
          Fuckbutt - butt
          Fuckbutter - Sexual fluids
          Fucked - had intercourse
          Fucker - fornicator
          Fuckersucker - idiot
          Fuckface - idiot
          Fuckhead - butt
          Fuckhole - jerk
          Fuckin - sexual act
          Fucking - freaking
          Fucknut - idiot
          Fucknutt - idiot
          Fuckoff - go away
          Fucks - sexual act
          Fuckstick - male genitalia
          Fucktard - Moron
          Fucktart - idiot
          Fuckup - idiot
          Fuckwad - idiot
          Fuckwit - dummy
          Fuckwitt - idiot
          Fudgepacker - homosexual
          Gay - homosexual
          Gayass - butt
          Gaybob - homosexual
          Gaydo - homosexual
          Gayfuck - homosexual
          Gayfuckist - homosexual
          Gaylord - homosexual
          Gaytard - homosexual
          Gaywad - homosexual
          Goddamn - goshdarn
          Goddamnit - goshdarnit
          Gooch - female genitalia
          Gook - Chinese
          Gringo - foreigner
          Guido - italian
          Handjob - sexual act
          Hard on - erection
          Heeb - Jewish Person
          Hell - heck
          Ho - woman
          Hoe - Woman
          Homo - homosexual
          Homodumbshit - idiot
          Honkey - white person
          Humping - sexual act
          Jackass - idiot
          Jagoff - idiot
          Jap - japanesse person
          Jerk off - masturbate
          Jerkass - idiot
          Jigaboo - African American
          Jizz - Semen
          Jungle bunny - african american
          Junglebunny - african american
          Kike - Jewish Person
          Kooch - female genitalia
          Kootch - female genitalia
          Kraut - german
          Kunt - female genitalia
          Kyke - Jewish person
          Lameass - loser
          Lardass - overweight individual
          Lesbian - homosexual
          Lesbo - homosexual
          Lezzie - homosexual
          Mcfagget - homosexual
          Mick - irish
          Minge - female genitalia
          Mothafucka - Jerk
          Mothafuckin' - mother loving
          Motherfucker - mother lover
          Motherfucking - fornicating with mother
          Muff - female genitalia
          Muffdiver - homosexual
          Munging - sexual act
          Negro - african american
          Nigaboo - African American
          Nigga - african american
          Nigger - african american
          Niggers - African Americans
          Niglet - african american child
          Nut sack - male genitalia
          Nutsack - male genitalia
          Paki - pakistanien
          Panooch - femail genitalia
          Pecker - Penis
          Peckerhead - idiot
          Penis - male genitalia
          Penisbanger - homosexual
          Penisfucker - homosexual
          Penispuffer - homosexual
          Piss - urinate
          Pissed - urinated
          Pissed off - angry
          Pissflaps - female genitalia
          Polesmoker - homosexual
          Pollock - polish person
          Poon - female genitals
          Poonani - female genitalia
          Poonany - vagina
          Poontang - female genitalia
          Porch monkey - african american
          Porchmonkey - African American
          Prick - penis
          Punanny - female genitalia
          Punta - female dog
          Pussies - Female Genitalias
          Pussy - female reproductive organ
          Pussylicking - sexual act
          Puto - idiot
          Queef - vaginal fart.
          Queer - homosexual
          Queerbait - homosexual
          Queerhole - homosexual
          Renob - erection
          Rimjob - dirty sexual act
          Ruski - Russian
          Sand nigger - middle eastern
          Sandnigger - middle eastern
          Schlong - male genitalia
          Scrote - male genitalia
          Shit - poop
          Shitass - idiot
          Shitbag - idiot
          Shitbagger - idiot
          Shitbrains - idiot
          Shitbreath - Bad Breath
          Shitcanned - Fired
          Shitcunt - idiot
          Shitdick - idiot
          Shitface - pooface
          Shitfaced - Drunk
          Shithead - jerk
          Shithole - idiot
          Shithouse - bathroom
          Shitspitter - butt
          Shitstain - poop
          Shitter - defecator
          Shittiest - worst
          Shitting - pooping
          Shitty - bad
          Shiz - poop
          Shiznit - poop
          Skank - dirty girl
          Skeet - semen
          Skullfuck - sexual act
          Slut - sexually popular woman
          Slutbag - sexually popular woman
          Smeg - poop
          Snatch - female genitalia
          Spic - mexican
          Spick - mexican american
          Splooge - ejaculate
          Spook - White person
          Suckass - idiot
          Tard - mentally challenged
          Testicle - male genitalia
          Thundercunt - idiot
          Tit - breast
          Titfuck - sexual act
          Tits - breasts
          Tittyfuck - sexual act
          Twat - female genitals
          Twatlips - idiot
          Twats - vaginas
          Twatwaffle - homosexual
          Unclefucker - homosexual
          Va-j-j - female genitalia
          Vag - femail genitalia
          Vagina - female genitalia
          Vajayjay - female genitalia
          Vjayjay - female genitalia
          Wank - sexual act
          Wankjob - sexual act
          Wetback - Mexican
          Whore - hussy
          Whorebag - idiot
          Whoreface - idiot
          Wop - Italian

          Art Hoes

            I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour ropes onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

            I goteth caught masturbating by mine father

              As the title says, my father walked in on me whilst I was jerkin the cherkin, "What is thee doing with thy genitalia!?" He screamed as he opened the door into my private chambers. I tried to lie and claim it was not what it looked like, but alas, it twas. My father immediately ran out of my room and into the courtyard of our palace, "Father! Father!" I yelled out in vein as my papa kicked his horse led carriage into action, veering out of our palace grounds. What shall I do? Will I ever see him again?