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As an extreme bee enthusiast

    Bee sex copypasta
    as an extreme bee enthusiast, this is anatomically incorrect. I shall take a moment to teach the people about bee excrement.
    
    Firstly, to the woe of those into both pee and bee, bees do not pee. Insects entirely lack kidneys, bladders, livers, and more.
    
    Now, to the question regarding the post, do bees fart, and if they do, is it an extremely dirty fart at that? Well, lets first discuss bee poop. bees mostly use everything when making honey, which is basically pure energy and nutrients. Bee poop is mostly undigested pollen grains and more complex sugars. A bee could poop in your ice cream, and you would be none the wiser. you might even like, it better, for reasons ranging from "culinary" to sexual. Bees are surprisingly clean creatures, and despite bee poop basically being failed candy, bees always leave the hive to poop, they do not poop inside the hive. As for the farting part, it is without a doubt that any animal could potentially have air trapped inside it, and therefore must expel it, however farting as we know it is much more than that. Regardless, a bee would not "fart", and if they did, it would be more akin to a floral perfume than a burst of sulfur and feces.
    
    also the head and legs look a bit weird, 4/10

    WAS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING OMORI REFERENCE

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      Rick and Morty copypasta but it’s Morbius

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Morbius’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Vampire literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Morbius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Morbius’s existential catchphrase "I am Morbius," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Daniel Espinosa’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
        
        And yes, by the way, i DO have a Morbius tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 morbIQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

        A female friend once gave me an old blanket

          Anons autistic story copypasta
          So uhhhhhhhhhhhh….. a few years ago a girl I was hanging out with gave me a blanket that she didn’t want anymore. I took it home and realized it smelled just like her. I slept with that blanket in my arms and pretended it was her.
          
          I was the only one in my friend group that she never had sex with and I spent the most time with her out of all my friends. She legit would talk about how good my friend ate her pussy and I would just sit there like 🫤👍 while holding on to a sliver of hope that she would at least let me cuddle with her. For My birthday my friends tried to convince her to at least make out with me bc nobody had ever even kissed me before. She said that I was her best friend and that she never wanted to do anything sexual with me because I was such a good friend.
          
          Edit: yeah I stopped hanging out with her after another friend made me realize that she was being hella manipulative and was playing with my feelings. She was always super flirty and touchy with me and sometimes she would actually cuddle w/ me but she was pretty adamant about just remaining friends. I know she had a ton of mental issues but she was also a complete piece of shit human being. She legit verbally abused her parents and pretty much destroyed their marriage. She acted like her life was shit and nobody loved her despite the fact that her family took $5k+ vacations and she lived in a nice ass house. She threatened to kill herself constantly and tried twice ( I will never forget her having a seizure and throwing up all over my car as I drove her to hospital whilst doing 90 in a 45 in a Corolla at 3 am after she took a bunch of pills). Almost every single therapist she had gave up on her because she was a sociopath and was unable to listen to reason
          
          Not all of it was bad. I hang out with a ton of her friends still. Also I kinda sorta fucked her sister 😭 her sister works with mentally disabled people but also is an escort who specializes in helping kids with autism and Down syndrome lose their virginity (me included lol). I remember the girl I hung out with had to go to a doctors appointment when her sister told me to come into her room. She asked me if I wanted to have sex and of course i said yes. Legit the best two hours of my life. Just the way she spoke to me in this quiet, comforting voice still still gives me chills to this day. She legit made me cry because she never stopped saying how awesome I was and how everything was gonna be alright. We fucked a few more times before I stopped hanging out with her sister but I will never forget her

          A dirty joke from the 1400s…

            In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.”
            
            From “The Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggio”, a joke book published in the 1400’s by Poggio Bracciolini:

            Kendrick Lamar – The Heart Part 5

              Open The Heart Part 5 lyrics

              As I get a little older, I realize life is perspective
              And my perspective may differ from yours
              I wanna say thank you to everyone that’s been down with me
              All my fans, all my beautiful fans
              Anyone who’s ever gave me a listen, all my people
              
              I come from a generation of pain, where murder is minor
              Rebellious and Margielas’ll chip you for designer
              Belt buckles and clout, overzealous if prone to violence
              Make the wrong turn, be it will or the wheel alignment
              Residue burned, missed at a inner-city
              Miscommunication to keep homi’ detective busy
              No protection is risky
              
              Desensitized, I vandalized pain
              Covered up and camouflaged
              Get used to hearin’ arsenal rain
              Analyze, risk your life, take the charge
              Homies done fucked your baby mama once you hit the yard, that’s culture
              Twenty-three hour lockdown, then somebody called
              
              Said your lil’ nephew was shot down, the culture’s involved
              I done seen niggas do seventeen, hit the halfway house
              Get out and get his brains blown out, lookin’ to buy some weed
              Car wash is played out, new GoFundMe accounts’ll proceed
              A brand-new victim’ll shatter those dreams, the culture
              
              (I want, I want, I want, I want)
              But I want you to want me too (I want, I want, I want, I want)
              I want the hood to want me back (I want, I want, I want, I want)
              I want the hood
              Look what I done for you (Look what I done for you)
              Look what I done for you
              
              I said I’d do this for my culture
              To let y’all know what a nigga look like in a bulletproof Rover
              In my mama’s sofa was a doo-doo popper
              Hair trigger, walk up closer, ain’t no Photoshoppin’
              Friends bipolar, grab you by your pockets
              No option if you froze up, always play the offense
              Niggas goin’ to work and sellin’ work, late for work
              
              Workin’ late, prayin’ for work, but he on paperwork
              That’s the culture, point the finger, promote ya
              Remote location, witness protection, they gon’ hold ya
              The streets got me fucked up, y’all can miss me
              I wanna represent, for us
              New revolution was up and movin’
              I’m in Argentina wiping my tears full of confusion
              Water in between us, another peer’s been executed
              History repeats again
              
              Make amends, then find a nigga with the same skin to do it
              But that’s the culture, crack a bottle
              Hard to deal with the pain when you’re sober
              By tomorrow, we forget the remains, we start over
              That’s the problem
              Our foundation was trained to accept whatever follows
              Dehumanize, insensitive
              Scrutinize the way we live for you and I
              Enemies shook my hand, I can promise I’ll meet you
              In the land where no equal is your equal
              Never say I ain’t told ya, nah
              In the land where hurt people hurt more people
              Fuck callin’ it culture
              
              (I want, I want, I want, I want)
              But I want you to want me too (I want, I want, I want, I want)
              I want the hood to want me back (I want, I want, I want, I want)
              I want the hood
              Look what I done for you (Look what I done for you)
              Look what I done for you
              
              Take the drums out
              Phew, phew
              Phew, phew
              Phew
              
              Celebrate new life when it come back around
              The purpose is in the lessons we learnin’ now
              Sacrifice personal gain over everything
              Just to see the next generation better than ours
              I wasn’t perfect, the skin I was in had truly suffered
              Temptation and patience, everything that the body nurtures
              I felt the good, I felt the bad, and I felt the worry
              But all-in-all, my productivity had stayed urging
              Face your fears, always knew that I would make it here
              
              Where the energy is magnified and persevered
              Consciousness is synchronized and crystal-clear
              Euphoria is glorified and made His
              Reflectin’ on my life and what I done
              Paid dues, made rules, change outta love
              Them same views made schools change curriculums
              But didn’t change me starin’ down the barrel of that gun
              Should I feel resentful I didn’t see my full potential?
              Should I feel regret about the good that I was into?
              Everything is everything, this ain’t coincidental
              I woke up that morning with more heart to give you
              As I bleed through the speakers, feel my presence
              To my brother, to my kids, I’m in Heaven
              To my mother, to my sis, I’m in Heaven
              
              To my father, to my wife, I am serious, this is Heaven
              To my friends, make sure you countin’ them blessings
              To my fans, make sure you make them investments
              And to the killer that sped up my demise
              I forgive you, just know your soul’s in question
              I seen the pain in your pupil when that trigger had squeezed
              And though you did me gruesome, I was surely relieved
              I completed my mission, wasn’t ready to leave
              But fulfilled my days, my Creator was pleased
              I can’t stress how I love y’all
              I don’t need to be in flesh just to hug y’all
              The memories recollect just because y’all
              
              Celebrate me with respect
              The unity we protect is above all
              And Sam, I’ll be watchin’ over you
              Make sure my kids watch all my interviews
              Make sure you live all the dreams we produce
              Keep that genius in your brain on the move
              And to my neighborhood, let the good prevail
              Make sure them babies and them lead us outta jail
              Look for salvation when troubles get real
              ‘Cause you can’t help the world until you help yourself
              And I can’t blame the hood the day that I was killed
              Y’all had to see it, that’s the only way to feel
              And though my physical won’t reap the benefits
              The energy that carry on emits still
              I want you