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Yo, Biden. This is from Xi. Glory to the ccp🇨🇳🇨🇳
The U.S. is a shithole
Because it's your butthole
The mightiest man in the world
Who can't remember a word
You feel like you're omnipotent
But in reality you're just impotent
An adult man who can't ride a bike
Gas prices rising, ya'll soon hitchhike
Elections nearing, republicans rising
Bitch boy biden's democrats in a crisis
Impossible to attract new voters
When your plans appeal only to fat losers
Your nation celebrates pride
Here gays look for places to hide
Can't get it straight without a pile of blue pills
Or even with a room full of small young girls
The chinese man's dick may be small
But at least he can see it, you fat wall
Blm, you let the protesters run loose
Meanwhile here they're hanging in a noose
A red sun rises in the sky
Our country sings with pride
China first, America last
Try to cope with that fact
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[SPICY 18+ PART IN MY PATREON]OwO Listenew-san I'm s-sowwy that i kissed u. UwU.. Baka w-wistenew senpai-sama i... I wove u... ૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა I have woved u fow a vewy wong time. <33 ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: UwU Listenew-san... Let's get mawwied wistenew sama, i wove u. I think u awe vewy hot. I want to wove u. Buwt i can't. I'm a cat, and u awe a huwman. I'm sowwy. ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: u kiss the catboy what?? UwU youw fuwckew now i'm gonna die what the fuwcking heww i hate u, baka. bwuwshes this isn't appwopwiate. Youw awe a huwman. We shouwwdn't. ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: youw kiss the catboy again Nyaaah~♡♡♡ Youw wittwe piece of shit, don't u dawe to kiss me again. wooks at u with miwd angew and cwies ･**ﾟ:: ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗✼✿ ♡ ✿✼ ᵕ̈♡˳೫˚∗:ﾟ: Do u want to get mawwied baka? UwU UwU i hate u. Youw wittwe shit. Let's get mawwied. Uwu. kisses u nyaah~♡♡♡... i wove u. takes u cwothes off uwu.. kyaaaahhhhh.....૮⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა
[SPICY 18+ PART IN MY PATREON]For groupchats that don’t respond to your memes
When I send a meme on the group chat I expect every single person on the group chat to react to the meme. Especially if I tag you in the meme I expect you to write a heartfelt message of atleast 200 words about what the meme means to you. If I tag you multiple times in a meme I don't care if I send the meme at 2am or 4am or 3pm I will need you to turn on push notifications for the group chat so that when I tag you in a meme you will show the meme to everyone you are with at that point in time. I don't care if its your mom, dad, coworker or therapist. You better be showing them the meme I tagged you in and explaining to them how good of a friend I am. I know a few of you in the group chat are angry that I found out where you live and where your siblings live. But that is not an excuse for not responding to my memes. I carefully curate each meme based on each one of your personalities. I make sure to crop out the reddit footer or erase any part of the meme that could make the meme seem unfunny to you. After this I expect all 33 of you in this group chat to write to me a formal apology for your behaviour. If you refuse to do so i will have to look for your house using Google maps and the little information I have about your whereabouts. Afterwards I will be printing out memes and putting them in your letter box. If you still refuse to apologise to me I will have to embarras you by buying sex toys and delivering it to your neighbours in your name and make it look like a "mistake by the FedEx employee", your neighbours will have to hand deliver the sextoy to you or will secretly judge you. Not to mention the several of you that still live with your parents that will no longer be accepted in your householdlil’ conservative here with my new sick rap to own the libtard snowflakes 😎
Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
I hate that his smile makes my penis grow
He's trying to feminize the western male
And I hate it cuz I secretly want to get railed
The 5G vaccines are gonna turn me into a femboy
I wish I wasn't so eager to suck off another boy
The mask mandates are literal tyranny
I'm going to cum if I see a queer near me
Coronavirus is a total hoax
Why the fuck do I want a massive dick in my throat
Election fraud, the whole thing was a sham
I want to be dominated by a big strong man
Storm the Capitol, let's kill the Dems
I want to feel another man's gems
Yo yo yo, I hate Joe
I hate his sexy smile it makes my penis growMercedes Benz E400 Sedan
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