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Áudio do Carlinhos.

    Carlinhos copypasta
    Eu dou a bunda pra vários homens, chupo um monte de pinto, dou a bunda pros caras, eu vou bater o recorde mundial em dar a bunda. Eu sou um estuprado, eu sou um arrombado, eu dou a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes. Os cavalos comeram minha bunda, eu dei a bunda pros cavalos, os cavalos gozaram dentro da minha bunda. Eu dei a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes, 2050 homens diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu dei a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes. Eu dei a bunda para 15 cavalos diferentes, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu dei a bunda para 15 cavalos diferentes, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu sou um arrombado, eu sou o cara mais arrombado do mundo, eu tenho a bunda arrombada de tanto dada, estou com a bunda comida. Eu tenho a bunda violentada, tenho a bunda rasgada, eu tenho a bunda comida por 2050 homens diferentes. Eu dou a bunda no meio da rua, dou a bunda no matagal, eu dou a bunda para vários homens no matagal, no matagal eu dou a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes, eu bati o recorde mundial em dar o CU. Eu sou um estuprado, eu gosto de ser estuprado, eu amo ser estuprado, eu AMO ser estuprado. Eu sou um estuprado, eu tenho a bunda arrombada, eu sou um estuprado. Eu estou oferecendo minha bunda para vários homens. Homens, vêm comer minha bunda, eu estou oferecendo minha bunda para vocês, homens. Homens, comam bastante minha bunda; gozem dentro de mim, homens. Homens, venham gozar dentro de mim, gozem a vontade dentro da minha bunda que eu gosto. Gozem dentro de mim, homens. Homens, venham gozar dentro da minha bunda, encham meu cu de esperma, homens. Homens, tô pedindo para vocês, venham comer minha bunda e gozar dentro. Fiquem à vontade, comam minha bunda e gozem bastante dentro. Homens. Homens comendo minha bunda e gozando dentro(3x). Eu dou a bunda. Eu dou a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes comerem e gozarem dentro. Eu bato recorde mundial em dar a bunda. Eu sou o cara que mais dá a bunda no mundo. Eu bato o recorde mundial em dar a bunda. Eu tenho a bunda comida, eu tenho a bunda deleitada, eu sou um arrombado. Eu dou o cu. Eu dou o cu no matagal. Eu dou o cu para um monte de homens, os homens comem à vontade meu cu e gozam dentro. Esperma dentro do meu cu. Cavalos comendo meu cu e gozando dentro, eu dou a bunda para os cavalos, eu dou a bunda para os cavalos. Os cavalos gozam dentro do meu cu. Os cavalos comem o meu cu e gozam dentro, os cavalos comem o meu cu e gozam dentro. Os homens comem o meu cu e gozam dentro. Eu dou a bunda, eu dou a bunda no meio do matagal, eu dou a bunda no meio do matagal para um monte de homens. Eu gosto de dar a bunda no meio do matagal, eu dou a bunda no meio do matagal para vários homens, eu tiro as calças no meio do matagal e dou a bunda para um monte de homens.

    Open English version

    I give ass to a lot of men, I suck a lot of dick, I give ass to guys, I'm going to break the world record for ass giving. I'm a rapist, I'm a break-in, I give ass to 2050 different men. The horses ate my ass, I gave the horses the ass, the horses came inside my ass. I gave ass to 2050 different men, 2050 different men ate my ass and cum inside. I gave ass to 2050 different men. I've fed my ass to 15 different horses, 15 different horses ate my ass and cum in it, 15 different horses ate my ass and cum in it. I've fed my ass to 15 different horses, 15 different horses ate my ass and cum inside. I'm a broken-in person, I'm the most broken-in guy in the world, my ass is broken from giving so much, my ass is fucked. I have my ass raped, I have my ass ripped, I have my ass fucked by 2050 different men. I give the ass in the middle of the street, I give the ass in the bushes, I give the ass to several men in the bushes, in the bushes I give the ass to 2050 different men, I beat the world record in giving the CU. I'm a rapist, I like being raped, I love being raped, I LOVE being raped. I'm raped, my ass is busted, I'm raped. I'm offering my ass to several men. Men, come eat my ass, I'm offering my ass to you men. Men, eat my ass a lot; come inside me men. Men, come and enjoy inside me, enjoy inside my ass that I like. Come inside me, men. Men, come cum inside my ass, fill my ass with cum, men. Men, I'm asking you, come eat my ass and cum inside. Feel free, eat my ass and enjoy a lot inside. Men. Men eating my ass and cumming inside (3x). I give the ass. I give ass to 2050 different men to eat and cum inside. I set a world record for giving ass. I'm the biggest ass guy in the world. I break the world record in giving ass. I have a fucked ass, I have a delighted ass, I'm a break-in. I give ass. I give my ass in the undergrowth. I give my ass to a lot of men, men eat my ass all they want and come inside. Sperm inside my ass. Horses eating my ass and cumming inside, I give the horses asses, I give the horses asses. Horses cum inside my asshole. Horses eat my ass and cum inside, horses eat my ass and cum inside. Men eat my ass and cum inside. I give the ass, I give the ass in the middle of the scrub, I give the ass in the middle of the scrub to a lot of men. I like to give my ass in the middle of the bushes, I give my ass in the middle of the bushes to several men, I take off my pants in the middle of the bushes and give my ass to a bunch of men.

    I think I rizzed too hard 😭😭😭😭

      I think I rizzed too hard 😭😭😭😭

I slid into this femboys DMs by saying "Are you Mrs. Butterworth cuz you're hella sweet and you got that hourglass figure" and it went so well, and we had the common interest of playing guitar so I thought why not ask him "Do you wanna play guitar together? I could do the fingering then you could do the stroking." But now he's not responding 😭😭😭😭 He had told me he liked pistachio, so naturally I tried saving it by saying "Are you pistachio mochi? Cuz you look smooth, soft, and squishy, but sweet on the inside too," but he's still not responding 😭😭 Did I fumble? 😭 Did I rizz too hard? 😭

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Taylor Swift.

        Taylor Swift copypasta
        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Taylor Swift. Her genius lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of tayoretical physics most of the meanings will go over a typical listener’s head. There’s also Swifts’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Swiftie folk literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that they’re not just meaningful- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Taylor truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the understanding in Taylor’s existential song catchphrase “Me-he-hee hoo-hoo-hoo” which itself is a cryptic reference to Taygenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Becky’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools. How I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Taylor tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the straight white guys’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
        The original variation of the “To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ” was for Rick and Morty

        Onision Meltdown

          Onision is an American Youtuber
          Original
          Wow. Wooooooow. Wow. So you guys are SO INTO YOURSELVES, like you are so committed, so CENSORING INNOCENT PEOPLE, that you're just gonna go, and try to get my patreon deleted now. Oh you have an opinion of me, so you're just gonna try and, RUIN MY ENTIRE CAREER. REALLY? Is that what you're going to do? Oh I'm sorry, the FBI never showed up Oh I'm sorry, the cops are all about onion boy because it turns out didn't break a single LAW. So what do we do? "Oh well our opinions have been invalidated so many times of him that we're gonna disable his patreon." Wooow, wow you would really do that - YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?! ... DRRRRGHHHH! YOU TRRRIIIEID TO DO THE FBI, DIDN'T WORK! YOU TRRRIIIIED TO DO THE POLICE! DIDN'T WORK! So instead, you resort to the paycheck. AND YOU GOT IT! YA GOT IT! All my patreons have been hrrng DELETED. Are you happy? NOW? Daugh! HRRRRRRRNNNGGG HRRRRNNHHGGGGH! Is this what you want, huh? You want a total - MELT DOWN?! Ya like - kombucha? I LOVE KOMBUCHA! Woo WOO WOOO WOOOOO OH MY PATREON, OH OOH OH MY PATREON'S BEEN DELETED OH OH - What am I gonna do, WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOOW? Ugh ackgh ackgh ackgh, ackgh ackgh. WOOOOW YOU DID THIS TO MEEE - ALL OF YOUUUUUUUU!
          wow. woOoOoOw. WOW. SO you guys are SO INTO yourselves, like, you are SO committed to CENSORING innocent people that you’re just gonna go and try to get my patreon DELETED now. oh, you have an OPINION of me, so you’re just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLYmmmm
          WOW. Wow, so you guys are SO into yourselves, Like you are SO commited to CENCORING innocent people, that you're just gonna go and try to get my patreon deleted now. Oh you have an OPINION on me, so you're just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLY? Is that what you're trying to do? Oh, I'm sorry. The FBI never showed up, Oh im SORRY. The cops are ALL ABOUT onion boy because TURNS OUT, DIDNT BREAK A SINGLE LAW. SO WHAT DO WE DO? OH WELL OUR OPINIONS have been invalidated SO many times, THAT WERE GONNA DISABLE HIS PATREON! WOW! wow, You would really do that- YOU WOUD REALLY DO THAT? ... THHHAUGHH!!! ..YOU T R Y TO DO THE FBI, DIDNT WORK! YOU T R I E D TO CALL THE POLICE, DIDNT WORK! ..So INSTEAD, you RESORT to the PAYCHECK.. and you GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!! ALL MY PATREONS HAVE BEEN D E L E T E D. ..Are you HAPPY?? NO!!! ..GNNAH!

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          Eu tenho sorte que eu não moro no mundo de pokemon.

            "I'm lucky that I don't live in the pokemon world" copypasta
            Eu tenho sorte que eu não moro no mundo de pokemon, se não eu já teria sido preso 134 vezes diferentes por zoofilia com todas as espécies existentes. Não sobraria um único monstro de bolso que não tivesse sentido o toque do meu pênis, e no final, eu me deixaria ser preso. diria à policial jenny: "Faça o que tiver que fazer, afinal, eu já ganhei", afinal de contas, já teria criado um híbrido com cada raça de pokemon existente nesse mundo. Eu seria mundialmente famoso em todas as regiões e cultuado por companheiros comedores de pokemon como um deus. Eu seria proibido de chegar dentro de 50m de uma gardevoir sem supervisão nos primeiros 3 dias de estadia no mundo pokemon. Em um mês, nenhuma eeveelution estaria segura, e em um ano, a data de minha execução seria marcada para preservar a pureza dos pokemons ainda não violados. Mas não seria o suficiente. com tamanha vontade de fazer sexo com pokemons, meu espírito certamente seria forte o suficiente para me transformar em um tipo fantasma, com uma anatomia ectoplásmica voltada completamente para o único e singelo propósito de espalhar meu DNA para a maior quantidade de pokemons possíveis.

            Open English version

            I'm lucky that I don't live in the pokemon world, otherwise I would have been arrested 134 different times for zoophilia with every existing species. There wouldn't be a single pocket monster left that hadn't felt the touch of my cock, and in the end, I'd let myself be trapped. he would say to police jenny: "Do what you have to do, after all, I already won", after all, he would have already created a hybrid with every existing pokemon race in this world. I would be world famous in all regions and worshiped by fellow pokemon eaters like a god. I would be banned from coming within 50m of an unsupervised gardevoir for the first 3 days of staying in pokemon world. In a month, no eeveelution would be safe, and in a year, my execution date would be set to preserve the purity of pokemons not yet violated. But it wouldn't be enough. with such a desire to have sex with pokemons, my spirit would certainly be strong enough to transform me into a ghost type, with an ectoplasmic anatomy completely focused on the sole and simple purpose of spreading my DNA to the greatest amount of pokemons possible.