It Was Me, Barry!
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me, Barry. I jerked you off at super speed to make it seem like you nutted to just a women’s touch.You wouldn’t send a booty pic
You wouldn't send a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on and three different picture of your booty is any position and a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open and a picture of you fingering yourself and a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it and a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot and a pic your full front body and just a bra and panties a pic of your arms where your panties are all up and a pic of your boobs while you're in the shower and another pussy pic while while you're in the shower and whatever all the sexy thing you want and a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of yourself actually coming and one of you play with your titsAss is objectively better than tits
Before you start typing, hear me out:
When you're having sex, what do you feel ass you penetrate your girl? That's right, her cheeks clapping on your crotch area. It enhances the pleasure and resists the impact of your thrusts, which allows you to go all in. When you're not having sex, what hurts to have more? That's right, tits. They give you back pain and it gets worse the bigger they are while ass cheeks give you a free pillow to sit on.
And back to sex, specifically, lesbian sex. You know how they tease each others' nipples? That doesn't work with big tits, as they're less sensitive as small tits, so you're often better off having ass over tits.
And back to straight sex, what the fuck can you do if your girl isn't big up there? You can grope and tease her, but titfucks are not an option. There are other ways to tease a woman like neck kisses and stuff.
Now I like big tits, I love them, but I think it's rational to pick ass; So I was born a tits man, but I am an ass man by choice.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.My first sexy sexperience
We used to do sexy sexing of sexy sex by sexing the sex because sexy sexing sex is sexy. The first sexy time we sexy sexing sexed sexily was at 10/10/2010. First she sexied my sexy sexing dick that is sexily sexy. Then I sexed her sexy sexing pussy of sexing too. But sexily that's just pretty sexily it. Bye guys and like and subscribe and rate 5 stars and share and comment to sexily support the sex out of this sexily sexy sex post. Bye sexies.Megumin Birth Rate
Megumin's cuteness is a miracle of the universe, it behooves you to create as many little megumins as humanly possible.
With back-to-back pregnancies every 10.5 months and assuming she hits menopause around age 51, you could get around 43 births out of her.
Statistically some of those will be twins, with the rate generally increasing with age and height/weight. Using data from https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/products/databriefs/db80.htm you'd get an average twinning rate of 44.1 per 1000 births. It would be on the low side initially, but as her body fat percentage rose from pregnancy it would even out. With those numbers you'd expect to get 2 sets of twins, but if she has a family history of twins that could rise to around 4-5.
If you gave her certain fertility drugs (specifically gonadotropins), that would increase the chances of multiple birth substantially to 3 in 10, with around 5% of those being triplets or more. In that case, you'd expect 13 sets of twins, with one of them potentially being triplets instead.
So you should have 45 children with Megumin if you do it naturally, and 57 children if you use fertility drugs.🚂CHOO🚂CHOO
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