Slime-girls are objectively the greatest fuck you'll ever have in your life. Not only could you see your dick up in their guts or down their throat, but you could realistically fuck any part of their body you want. Got a thing for stomachs? You can fuck their belly button. Like armpits? They got you covered. Or rather they got your dick covered. In slime. And if that's not enough, they are amorphous, and can change their shape to form the most fuckable body of your dreams. It doesn't even have to be a normal body either. Want to fuck a cat girl? They got you, and you can fuck her in the ears. Want to fuck a dog girl? She's got you set. Owl, fox, bird, bunny, whatever else your sick imagination can come up with. If you can request it, she can fulfill it. Give in to the fact that slimes are godesses worthy of worship. Wake up. Take the slime pill.
I’ve been caught before by my whole family. I was in the living room.
I woke up around 10:00am—and no one was home. I thought: let me jack it.
I couldn’t use my phone because the screen is way to small—So I thought, is there any bigger screen I could use? Then I realised, the TV
I was home alone, I popped out the lube and my sex doll. I was going to town on Justine(the name I gave my Tantaly Sex Doll) until my aunt, grandma, uncle, sisters and mother walked in.
They went to church and came back to find me sinning on the couch. Legs wide open, enjoying Justine’s company was I usually do.
Well, my mother spoke to me about pornography and said, “it isn’t right what those men and women are doing. Porn is evil and just an act of sin.”
She prayed for me, and then the nightmare really kicked in. She wanted to throw away my Tantaly Sex Doll. I begged and pleaded my case. She ask, “where did you even get this from?” I tried countless times to evade the firing questions but was arrested into a corner. I told her, “I brought it online with the debit card I was given for my birthday”
In terms of punishment—she took the card and Justine.
That night I cried so hard BUT at the same time I was also extremely worried about my mental health;— because deep down inside i knew I’ developed emotional feelings for a $299 ($1VAT included) Tantaly Sex Doll.
It’s now been 3 weeks, going onto four. Ever since then, my family thinks different of me. My uncle can’t even look me in eye because I made Grandma faint that day— she had to go into hospital because of what she saw. What shame am I?
Later in time; I got my debit card back and mother now keeps a close eye on my purchases. My therapist says, “it’s good I’ve come to acknowledge and accept all these faults of mine and try change for the better.” It was in these moments when talking to therapist I would masquerade a smile and say, “I’ve finally started talking to real girls my age.”
Everyone now thinks I’m okay and better. They don’t know what I’m truly going through. I missed my Justine (with all my heart) she was the moon light that softy lit the dark corners of my heart.
She wasn’t an inanimate object to me, she was the Juliet to my Romeo; never—never will I forget those scarlet lips that burned as if burning love.
I’ve had a fish tank for almost a year now. I started with 20 snails, and over the course of this year each generation of snail has had daily mass orgies. Now we are probably like on the 50th-60th snail generation. Even quite possibly more than that. Hundreds and hundreds of snails have been born and died. They have become SO inbred that they are now so depressed and slow that they can no longer really move or eat or reproduce like their sexy relatives had once before. Now their numbers are decreasing drastically. Some snails are born over the shells of their deceased inbred relatives and they don’t even make it off the pile of the lost before they themselves pass. It is truly a hell of my own unintentional creation. They thought they could just have huge kinky snail orgies on the regular with no ramifications, but they never thought about the future. They failed to recognize the drastic ramifications of banging the same 20 snails confined to their small 10 gallon glass prison. They only sought to indulge in sin, and now their severely depressed, inbred children must pay the ultimate price.
Sus. Suuuus. I said sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor.hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
I (M49) beat my wife (F01) the other day when she said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. I was watching big Chungus porn on reddit (wholesome 100) when my wife came in, begging to be released from my basement. I laughed in her face and told her no. Then I kept fapping to Chungus porn. She asked what I was watching, and I was in shock. How could this bitch not know what Big Chungus is? I got out the drawing board and explained all about Chungus lore. I showed her some Big Chungus memes and I started laughing hysterically at them. She looked weirded out and said Big Chungus wasn't that funny. Shock came over me. What was this bitch saying? I quickly lunged at her, impaling my fist into her face, breaking her nose and eye sockets. She screamed and howled in pain and cried. I kept beating her and yelling that Big Chungus was funny and if she didn't laugh at it I'd torture her in my dungeon. She screamed and cried until I knocked her out. I tied her to a chair in a soundproof room and locked the door. Now I sit here wondering, am I the asshole for doing that?
Plain and simple I found an old phone in my closet my younger sister had and out of curiosity I went through it and found out your typically stuff, ranting to her friends, talking to guys, found what seemed to be a boyfriend or something, etc, until I decided to see her images... SHE HAD LIKE 2 VIDEOS AND A FEW PICTURES OF HER NUDE
At first I freaked out and got a sick feeling in my stomach so I deleted them and threw the phone back in the closet of old junk where I found it.
A few days later I decided to masturbate at night while noone was home and sadly I remembered my sisters phone, I went to gallery and clicked the recently deleted images and recovered all her nudes and I don't know what or how I just decided to finish off to a video of my sister stripping down.
After I finished I legit had the worst post nut clarity in my whole fucking life, I redeleted the damn nudes, went to recently deleted and deleted them again until there was no trace of them. The next day I couldn't bare what I did so I just told my sister I found her old phone and gave it back to her... I am just hoping she doesn't remember she had nudes on there herself and notices I deleted them
