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I NEED MORE BULLETS

    I need more bullets Tiktok meme!
    I NEED MORE BOULETS, BIGGER WEAPONS
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    AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
    Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
    Watch me ride that horse, sir
    
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    Wow, a lot of protein, sir
    Let's go to the gym, buddy!
    Let's go to the gym, buddy!
    Let's go to the gym, buddy!
    
    Unless they will know my power
    I need more bullets!
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    Bigger weapons!
    Bigger weapons!
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    AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
    Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
    Watch me ride that horse, sir
    
    Hasta la Vista, Baby!
    Hasta la Vista, Baby!
    Hasta la Vista, Baby!
    Hasta la Vista, Baby!
    Hasta la Vista, Baby!
    Now that is a weapon!
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    SR-71 Blackbird: Speed Check

      SR-71 famous speed check story
      There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.
      
      It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.
      
      I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn’t match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.
      
      Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.
      
      We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: β€œNovember Charlie 175, I’m showing you at ninety knots on the ground.”
      
      Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the ” Houston Center voice.” I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country’s space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn’t matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.
      
      Just moments after the Cessna’s inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. β€œI have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.” Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. β€œCenter, Dusty 52 ground speed check”. Before Center could reply, I’m thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol’ Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He’s the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: β€œDusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.”
      
      And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done – in mere seconds we’ll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.
      
      Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: β€œLos Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?” There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. β€œAspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.”
      
      I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: β€œAh, Center, much thanks, we’re showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.”
      
      For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, β€œRoger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.”
      
      It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day’s work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.
      
      For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.

      Potion master

        Potion master copypasta from Town of Salem
        If i could bang any of the coven members it would be potion master for sure. I would grab that silver haired slut and lynch her asshole so hard even Ret couldnt bring that ass back after i was done with it.I would destroy those painted lips like i was maf and those lips werejailer after all the tps were dead. I would make her ride me like town rides people who claim bg on the stand. I wouldn't use protectionI'd be so reckless with her, like visitng the guy who talked d1. Legit,I would eat her out like a starving Ethiopian child at an all-you-can-eat buffet. I would cream in her so much people would start calling her "frosted cake". I would split those cheeks so well Moses would compliment me on my ability to split things. I would bang potion masterso hard shed leave coven for me. I love potion master.
        You know I never really looked at and fully appreiciated how hot the Potion Master silhouette really is... Though it could just be my love for the Mad scientist trope, I can't help but stare at how he holds those viles. His handling of the potions tell me just how skilled and delicate to hold them in such a way, wonder if his hands are just as skilled..
        
        If they told me to test their elixers, I'd happily do so, hoping that maybe what ever they brewed would be something that could change my body to fit his desire. Maybe a brew that makes my mind and body unable to resist his command. I'd let him do any experiment on me that he wishes, my body was donated to him afterall so I realistically couldn't deny his requests without some punishment... Oh but the idea of a punishment justs makes me even more entralled with him! God I love the potion master so much!
        God I love the Potion Master so much, I love their long silver hair with their lips covered in that brown lipstick, and their lovely coat they hide their potions in. I go over to their hideout with their friends everyday, sneaking in with their help. Once we are both alone together, they hand me a potion, one that has a pink color to it, I drink it, becoming horny and hard instantly as I quickly take my clothes off. I pin them against the wall, with them begging for me to destroy them as I take off their clothes too. After I finish taking off their clothes I enter them quickly without any warning, hearing them moan out loud because of all the force I initially enter with, I wouldn’t even be gentle with them, just thrust inside of the forcefully as I feel their body shake. I would bite their neck as I pulled their silver hair, hearing them moan out in pleasure from the pain asking for more. I tell them to wrap their legs around me as I hold them up against the wall, holding one of my hands under them as I support them and slap their ass. I would continue like this with her for sometime before I took my other hand and started massaging her perfect breasts, as she looked up at me with a look that was her pleading for more, I would go even faster and rougher with her as I praised and degraded her, calling her a slut for taking this from me every day but also praising her with how beautiful and obedient she was. I keep going, feeling her legs go limp from the roughness as she shakes and begs for more as her eyes get fuller, and she starts at me eyes wide and her open mouth as I continue to break her, I bite her so hard it’s almost like I was a Vampire trying to convert her, all of this makes it so she just moans constantly, only speaking to me to beg for more but she now calls me master. Eventually she orgasms and tightens around me as I do as well, cumming inside of her without asking because I know she’d love it, just all the other nights, once we are done with both of our orgasms, I pull out as she lets out a soft moan, I clean us both up as she talks to me in a new way of speech that only comes out when I do this, I also pet her and talk to her while that happens, and she purrs to show she enjoys it. Once I finish with the clean up we put our clothes back on as we get into her bed together, she cuddles up to me and wraps her arms around me as she talks about how she loves to serve me, I talk about how much of a good girl she is as I start to pet her again, we continue with this for a bit before we both fall asleep, cuddled up together. 

        Melusines are the most compatible species for humans

          Melusine copypasta from Genshin
          Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male and female Genshin creature breeding, that Melusines are the most compatible species for humans. Not only are they humanoid, they are also mammals as well. Melusines are on an average of 3 feet 5 inches and 52 pounds, this means they are large enough to take human dicks, and with their Abyssal origins and access to healing food, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly hydro based biology, there is no doubt in my mind that an aroused Melusine would be incredibly wet, so wet that you can have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have enhanced eyesight, and increased perception, along with the ability to breathe underwater, they'd be able to suck you off even in the ocean. No other creature in Genshin comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Melusine white.

          I am NOT attracted to femboys

            I am a heterosexual ultra-masculine male. I would NEVER feel sexual attraction to another man. Not even a slender, supple young lad with a fat ass and hyper feminine features, wearing the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That isn’t attractive to me at all. I am NOT getting bricked up just thinking about this. If anyone finds pictures that match this description, please send all of them to me so I know what to avoid.

            If you jerk off twice per day for a year, how much distance does your foreskin travel per year? An experiment.

              So to start out, some units of measurement. One movement is the skin moving up OR down once. Two movements is one jerk. I measured the distance my foreskin travels per movement by holding it at the top, moving it down, and measuring the difference between my thumb in the first and second position. This was around 6 cm (on an average dick). This means that one full jerk is 6 x 2, or 12 cm.
              
              I then looked up the average masturbation time for a human male. The result I found was around 15 minutes. Now, in order to know how much your foreskin moves in one session, I had to measure it of course. I decided to jerk off at a consistent, average speed for 1 minute and multiplied that number by 15. I counted 182 full jerks in that minute. Now let's do some more calculations.
              
              182 jerks of 12 cm each, equals 182 x 12 cm = 2184 cm per minute, or 21.84 m. In order to keep the numbers comprehensible, I'm gonna stick to using meters for the rest of this experiment. So with the average or 15 minutes per session, we do 15 x 21.84 m = 327.60 m per session. Thats' a lot, almost a third of a kilometer even. But how much would that be in a year where you jerk off once per day?
              
              Simple. We do 327.60 m x 365 days= 119574 m, or 119.574 km. Now what if we do it twice per day? Multiply that number by 2 and you get 239148 m or 239.148 km. That is much more than I thought.
              
              What will you do with this information? No idea. Was this a total waste of time when I should be studying? Probably. Was it interesting? Definitely.