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Mercedes Benz E400 Sedan

    Dota 2 Mercedes Benz E Class copypasta
    The most intelligent E-Class family of all time welcomes a powerful new member to the dynasty. The E400 Sedan model arrives this year, boasting a 3.0L V6 biturbo engine producing 329 hp and 354 lb-ft of torque — the same powertrain that currently drives its E400 Coupe, Cabriolet and 4MATIC Wagon cousins. Paired with the 9-G-TRONIC 9-Speed automatic transmission and DYNAMIC SELECT, it promises a bracingly smooth way to experience uncommon luxury. Naturally, the 2018 E400 Sedan continues the tradition of E-Class brilliance. Harmonizing advanced automotive intelligence with awe-inspiring interior design, its first-class furnished cabin puts our advanced vehicle systems right at your fingertips — even as its world-class innovations continue to push the boundaries of what's possible in the world of automotive intelligence. "Car-to-X" Communication enables the E-Class to exchange information with similarly equipped vehicles — effectively allowing it to "see" around corners and through obstacles to detect potential hazards. Driver Assistance Systems — including Active Distance Assist DISTRONIC®, Active Steering Assist and Active Lane Change Assist — feature intelligent cruise control: They help keep you between the lines, and can even help you shift between them. Inside, the E-Class cabin provides an environment of pure comfort and responsive technology. Flowing lines and vibrant screens provide a striking visual display, while touch controls, aromatherapy and tailored seats indulge all of your senses at once. It's a vehicle that demands to be driven, and more than lives up to the dream. Look for the E400 4MATIC Sedan at your Mercedes-Benz dealership this winter, with an MSRP of $58,900.

    My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky.

      Arteezy as a potato farmer
      My name Artour Babaev. Sorry bad englandsky. I grow up in small farm to have make potatoes. Father say "Arthour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional DOTO2 in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Plz no copy pasteschniko

      she strogan me off till i beef!

        she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

        Most Iconic Lines from Morbius (2022)

          “It’s Morbin’ time.”
          
          “No, Morb am your father.”
          
          “That’s no moon, it’s a Morb Station.”
          
          “May the Morb be with you.”
          
          “Morb or Morb not, there is no try.”
          
          “I don’t like Morb… it’s course, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.”
          
          “General KenMorbi, you are a bold one.”
          
          “It’s over Anakin, I have the Morb ground!”
          
          “This is Morbrageous, it’s unfair.”
          
          “Now this is Morb-racing!”
          
          “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Morbsas anymore.”
          
          “There’s no place like Morb.”
          
          “It wasn’t the airplanes, it was beauty killed the Morb.”
          
          “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Morb.”
          
          “All of those memories will be lost in time like… Morbs in rain. Time to die.”
          
          “You’re gonna need a bigger Morb.”
          
          “Go ahead, make my Morb.”
          
          “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a Morby night.”
          
          “E.T., Morb home.”
          
          “The name’s Morb. James Morb.”
          
          “You can’t handle the Morb!”
          
          “A Morb’s best friend is his mother.”
          
          “Take your stinky paws off me you damn dirty Morb!”
          
          “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Morb beans and a nice Morbanti.”
          
          “Mama always said, life is like a box of Morblates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
          
          “Hasta la vista, Morby.”
          
          “Morb with me if you want to live.”
          
          “Get away from her, you Morb!”
          
          “You one ugly Morber-f**ker.”
          
          “With power, comes great Morbility.”
          
          “Morbza time!”
          
          “Look at little Morblin Junior… gonna cry?”
          
          “You know, I’m something of a Morbentist myself.”
          
          “I’m gonna put some Morb in your eyes.”
          
          “Want forgiveness? Get Morbligion.”
          
          “You’ll get your rent when MORB THIS DAMN DOOR!”
          
          “I love you Morbthousand.”
          
          “You should’ve morbed for the head.”
          
          “Avengers… Morbsemble.”
          
          “One does not simply walk into Morbdor.”
          
          “YOU SHALL NOT MORB!!!”
          
          “Morblish mother-f**ker, do you speak it?!”
          
          “How about another joke, Morbius?”
          
          “Welcome to Jurmorbssic Park.”
          
          “Clever Morb.”
          
          “Say hello to my little Morb!”
          
          “The power of Morbius compels you!”
          
          “I’m gonna make him a Morbfer he can’t refuse.”
          
          “A friend should always underestimate your Morbtues, and an enemy overestimate your faults.”
          
          “Look how they massacred my Morb!”
          
          “Be Morbfraid. Be very Morbfraid.”
          
          “I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Morbing ships on fire off the shoulder of Milo. I watched Morbeams glitter near the Havesex gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like Morbs in rain… time to Morb…”
          
          “John Morby, like the drink only not spelt the same.”
          
          “Morb me like one of your French girls.”
          
          “You’re a Morbzard, Harry.”
          
          “You’re out of Morbder! You’re out of Morbder! The whole trial is out of Morbder!”
          
          “Yipee-ki-yay, Morber-f**ker.”
          
          “Morbi Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy Morb Year.”
          
          “You either die a Morb, or live to see yourself become the villain.”
          
          “I am the Morb of the universe!”
          
          “Morbter is coming.”
          
          “A guy opens his door and gets morbed and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO MORBS!”
          
          “Morbkanda, forever!”
          
          “This is madness. THIS! IS! MORBTA!!!”

          Flareon

            Wholesome Flareon copypasta
            Based on the original Vaporeon copypasta
            Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
            Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, that flareon may not be the best suited when compared to its cousins such as vaporeon or umbreon. But it's small physique and lightweight of 2'11" and 25kg, it would serve a tight but usable delight for your tight desires.
            
            Along with its egg group of 'field' a Flareon is very capable of breeding with humanoid creatures unlike its cousin vaporeon. Its exp growth of medium to fast also allows it to quickly adjust to your body and what you desire, allowing for a more pleasurable experience. Flareon has a very impressive base attack and decent defences that are perfect for those who desire to be dominated, but its lower defensive stat allows you to return what it had given you, but its high special defence allow for all sorts of mental and emotional abuse, and it will power right through.
            
            Flareon does have an issue of its body reaching 1,700 degrees celsius, but as with other pokemon from the fire typing, they are not expressly immune to the flames, meaning that the genitalia would be much cooler as to not harm other Flareons, meaning it will provide a warm, but satiable hole. With Flareon's ability to learn moves such as endure, attract, stored power, charm, and scary face, it has the express ability to satiate the needs you want, being able to endure so much satisfaction, and charming you until you cum, then it will release all it has endured along with you.
            
            This is all without mentioning its other physical features. Flareon’s have manes of fur, ponytails and fluffy tails, the rest of their body covered in warm orange fur. This makes handling the Flareon easy as you’re able to grab the fur around its neck and manipulate it as you please, using it to choke or trap it from escaping. The tail makes it easier to latch onto as well, being able to stop it moving unless you want it to. The lack of protective fur around its chest makes its nipples easy to view and manipulate, allowing you freedom to use it as you please.
            
            In fact, one of Flareon’s hidden abilities is Guts, making it so that whenever the Flareon is affected by a status effect, their Attack increases by 50%, this means that you and your Flareon are able to get into some kinky situations! SO, should your Flareon be asleep and you need to relieve yourself, they’ll be immediately ready, giving back 1.5 times the pleasure as usual! This also works with paralyse, should your desires be to restrict your Flareon, allowing you complete freedom over its body. It’s that simple! Even more though, with your Flareon’s guts ability and its ability to learn sleep talk, you can perform played out rape for the weird people, and it can still use its increase sleeping damage to unconsciously return what you give it.
            
            But more than that, Flareon is the most huggable pokemon in terms of Human and Pokemon companionship. Not only is it able to warm its body up to the perfect hugging temperature, but it also has the aforementioned fluffy orange fur, that is no doubt incredibly soft. But more than this, because of its special defence stat, its able to withstand any emotional venting and be perfectly fine, meaning that a Flareon can cure your depression if treated right!
            
            There is no doubt that Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon when talking in terms of Male Human and Female Pokemon breedability, however Flareon is second second to none when comparing a long term relationship. Flareon has a resistance to any emotional damage meaning that they’ll be by your side no matter what, their high attack stat means that the Flareon will never fail to be able to please you, using every single skill in their arsenal to make you happy. Flareon’s body is practically designed for use, perfectly inviting and built for the long haul, the Flareon’s loyalty never failing to be by your side.

            My wife confided in me recently that she has a scat fetish. I love her so we tried it this weekend but I really didn’t enjoy it.

              My wife is into scat
              I'm on a throwaway since I don't want to talk about this on my main. So about a week ago my wife told me she thought the idea of eating my asshole was hot and she wanted to do it. I thought that was kind of weird so I laughed and said I guess we can try it but I asked her what was do hot about it and either some gentle prodding I got to the heart of the issue. She wanted to try eating my shit.
              
              I love my wife so, so much. We've been married for 6 years, have two beautiful children and a wonderful life together. I figured that I could at least try it even though the thought makes me squeamish. For her. She definitely does sexual things (albeit a bit more "normal" things) for me that don't really get her off so I thought what's the harm?
              
              Well she took the kids to her moms house yesterday and told me to shower. I showed and she had a drink for me when I got out. I drank a couple more then we went to the bathroom and got naked and she laid in the tub (for easy cleanup) and I crouched over her with my asshole exposed. She started kissing and licking it while rubbing my cock which honestly was not unpleasant. Then it got a bit weird. She was moaning and playing with herself while eating my ass then she moaned "Feed me baby. I want your shit. I want it all." I tried to poop but it was really weird and uncomfortable. Right as I started to feel it slipping out I heard her moan "Fuck yes!" then she sucked the small piece of shit right out of my asshole and started eating it. I felt so gross and uncomfortable that I honestly almost started crying. I watched the mother of my children and the woman I love suck a nugget of shit out of my ass and eat it. It was one of the most disgusting experiences of my life and I need to talk to her because she texted me today that she wants to eat more of my "special brownies" and I haven't responded. I'm going to have to sit her down and tell her I don't think I can ever do that again.