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Andrew Tate brother dispute

    “We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had the cam business, we had the hustler’s university, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork, you could’ve shut your mouth, and continued human trafficking and made as much money as you ever needed, it was perfect. But no, you had to just blow it up, you and your pride and your ego, you just had to respond to Greta Thunberg, if you’d done your job, known your place we’d all be fine right now.”

    Original quote was from Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad

    “We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch, we had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you needed, but you just had to blow it up, you and your pride and your ego”

    AITA for cheating on my gf with a hot femboy?

      So i (27M) and my gf (27F) had have a wonderful relationship for 4 years. Recently though, Me and my friends decided to watch gay porn for the fuck of it, To our surprise when we saw thick thighed and big ass femboys lathered with oil wearing kawaii anime cosplay, we began furiously masterbating. Cum was flying all over the place some landed in my mouth but i swallowed it. When we finished it smelled like dirty and smelly cum. I was so fucking horny i asked my friend (70M) to cosplay venti, which he happily obliged. The next day we went to his house, what we saw so fucking hot we didnt even wait for a second we all sprinted to him and bukkaked his ass. I grabbed his sissy ponytail while complimenting how tight his ass was. He was so fucking hot while cosplaying venti. We creampied his fucking sissy ass, it was so fucking hot. Unfortunately my GF soon found out about this and threw a tantrum about how she was supposed to propose to me tomorrow. What can i do if femboys are so delectable? So reddit Am i the asshole?

      IT’S 🍑ASSUARY🍑 2ND!

        ⚠️⚠️HEY YOU BEAUTIFUL SLUT 😍😍 KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS⁉️🤔 IT’S 🍑ASSUARY🍑 2ND! New Year's Day finally💦💦 CAME 💦💦 and WENT🏃‍♂️😢, BUTT 🍑 it's UP⬆️ to YOU 🫣🫵 and I 🧍‍♂️to 🎊 POP 🎊 OFF 😩💦and follow through with our 🎉🍾NEW YEARS🍾🎉RESOLUTIONS ✅✅ this TWENTY HORNY-THREE 🥵👉👌. Let’s take the first steps 👣👣👀 towards ➡️ achieving 🏅our DREAMS 🤤 and beCUM 😫💦 our BEST 🥇 selves 💅. Whether we want to eat 🤭💅 healthier🍎, exercise 🏋️‍♂️🤸‍♀️💦 more, learn 🤓📚, get plowed 🛻☃️by more dick 🍆🍆😩, now ⏰ is the time ⏳to start 🎬😳 working 💪 towards our goals. This is a 🚨REMINDER🚨 for your 💦CUM-filled 💦 BRAIN 🧠 that you CAN 🥫 do it and will have a great 😝2️⃣😍0️⃣🥵2️⃣😫3️⃣🍆💦💦! YOU 🫵 got this! SHARE 💌 THIS WITH 6️⃣9️⃣ OF YOUR HOES TO SPREAD 🦵🦵⭐️✨POSITIVY⭐️✨ AND 🥵MOTIVATION🥵. Here’s to an amazing 🤩 year 🥳 FILLED💦🥵 with DICK 🍆🍆 and endless possibilities 😝😝

        I became the first person to cum on 2023

          I became the first person to cum in 2023

December 31st 2022 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2022. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2023. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2023. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2023.

Happy new year, losers.

          New Year 2023

            💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 my beloved SLORE‼️👯😘 2022 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We Coughed… 😫💨🦠😷🤧 This year 📆 the sequel 🤩💃 to COVAGINA-69 🦠 dropped (called omiCROTCH)… 😷😳🌮😩 The eCOCKnomy 🤑 got really INFLATED (kinky)… 😳🎈😼 and Queef Elizabussy 👸🍑 Death Dropped 🤸🤪👏 right outta SUCKINGHAM 🔥 PALACE (OKURRRR)‼️ 🏰💂 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ Twenty-CUNTY-Three 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣3️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of twelve o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 BALLS ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊 If u send this 💌 to 2️⃣3️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉 Daddy New Year 👨🏻😻😘👨‍👦will give u his special Fireworks Show 😳😜🍆💥🎇🎆😁😋😁😋😁😋 But if u DONT…. 😰 Ur gonna get a Happy New YEAST INFECTION 🤢🍄🍑🤮👎
            💥🎆 FAPPY NEW YEAR!🎊🎉 Twenty-CUNTY-Three 🗓🎉💥 has C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 sum Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈😜 Get out the Party Poppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz @ 12 o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 chamPUSSY 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫and CUMfetti🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦
            DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢…. but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY HORNY-THREE😍👉👌 all of the 🍑THOTS🍑🍑😋🙋 are making it their 🎉NEW YEARS🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅BIG DICKS👅 to EXPLODE 💥💥💥💥 some💥💥FIREWORKS💦💦 .. and some 🎊BALLS🎊 to drop 😉😉 in their ASS 🍑🍑 💥💥 be prepared to get 🍆🍑FUCKED😩😩 at MIDNIGHT 😆🌜🌙 on NEW COCKS 🍆EVE when 🍑🍑ASSUARY 1🍑💦💦 cums💦💦 around🍆🍆👅 SHARE THIS WITH 🎉6⃣9⃣ NEW YEAR HOES😉 BEFORE 😩🍑 2⃣💦0⃣💦2️⃣💦3️⃣or you won’t be getting any 🎉party poppers 🎉 popped 💥 inside u this 🎊🎊🍆🍆NEW DICKS DAY🍆🍆🎊🎊
            3..2…1….. 👅🎉🎊NEW YEAR NEW DICK!!👅🎉🎊Happy New Year you 😈FESTIVE FUCKSLUTS! 😈Get ready to POP THAT PUSSY 😩👄after the CHAMPAGNE! 🍾🍾🍾🥂🥂🥂CONFETTI🎊 ISNT THE ONLY THING RAINING DOWN TONIGHT! 😏💦💦Get ready for BUCKETS OF CUM,💦💦💦lots OF BIG DADDY DICKS, 🍆🍆and JUICY COOCHIES. 😩👅The only place you’ll be sitting tonight is on THIS FAT DICK! 😈😈Send this to 10 of your Naughty New Year bitches 👩🏻‍🎤👩🏼or 2023 will be dry and dickless 🙈🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
            👅HAPPY NEW YEARS SLUTS 🍆

👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 FUCK 👊🏼from good ole Saint DICK 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we fucked GOOD👍🏻 dick🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 dick, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣3️⃣ COCK-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 WHORES to get BUTTFUCKED 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ Happy 🥳 New 🥳 REAR 🍑 SLUTS 🍾 Yes ✅ you heard 🦻🏻 me right, it’s time ⏰ to book ✍🏻 that BBL 💃🏻 and get that ass 🍑 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅱️lown the fuck up 🕺🏽 and 🅱️lown the fuck out 💦 It’s officially 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣and you know what that means 2️⃣3️⃣boys 👦👦 to blow 💦💦 2️⃣3️⃣haters 💩💩 to keep mad 👺👺 2️⃣3️⃣sugar 🍭🍭 daddies 👨‍👧👨‍👧to fuck and 2️⃣3️⃣crimes ☠️☠️ to commit 👩🏻‍⚖️👩🏻‍⚖️ 🎇fireworks 🎆 won’t ❌ be the only 1️⃣ thing exploding 💥💥💥 tonight so cover 😷 your eyes 🙈🙈 and open 🙉🙉 your mouth 🐵 👄because we’re 🎬 starting this 2️⃣3️⃣year with a 🎊🎊🎊 bang 💣💣💣 so send 📩📩 this to 2️⃣3️⃣of your sexiest 👅👅 little cum 🌊🌊guzzling 😋😋 felons 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️ and if you get 2️⃣3️⃣back the 🥶🥶 snow ❄️❄️ fairy 🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️ will bless 🙏🏻🙏🏻 your bag 👛👛 if you get 1️⃣1️⃣ back, you’ll get away 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ with that 🚗🚗 hit and run ⚰️⚰️ but if you get 0️⃣ back, I’ll 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️personally 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ murder 🔪🔪 you ‼️‼️ now 👏🏻👏🏻 drop 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ those 🏀🏀 balls ⚽️⚽️ in your 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ mouth 👄👄 and 🤱🏻🤱🏻 guzzle 😝😝 them 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ like 🥂🥂champagne 🍾🍾days 😍😍😍
            SLAPPY 👋💫 NUDE 😳😝 YEAR EVE 🙈❗❗❗. I'm not 🙅‍♀️❌ in Times Square🍎🏙 but I can DROP⬇️ 👇some BALLS 🍒👄❗❗. When the ClOCK⏰🍆 STR0KES 😏 MIDnight😴😫❓❓👀 Confetti🎉🎊 wont ❌ be the only thing 🤔😓BLASTING 💦💥onto BYSTANDERS 👅🚨❗ RING 💍💎 in twenty thotty-three 💯with a gangBANG 🔞🆒️❗❗

            Let’s have a serious conversation about masturbation, son.

              If you're going to do it while mom and dad are home, can you at least shut the door, and not be so loud about it? For god's sake, if you're going to watch pornography, at least put in headphones, we don't want to hear that shit through the Bluetooth speaker. I don't want to know that my fourteen-year-old son is into scat porn. I didn't need to hear that, but now the whole family knows. Grandma was over visiting. She was down in the dining room, eating a biscuit, drinking some tea, and the next thing we know, the Bluetooth speaker starts playing this crazy scat porn. We heard all sorts of women moaning, and fart sounds, and what can only be described as poop being used as lubricant for somebody's penis. It was distasteful. It probably didn't taste very good, because shit as far as I know, doesn't have a good flavor. I tried your mother's shit one time, and it was not that great. It was fine, probably 3/10 at best, but I wouldn't recommend it. If it was served to me on a plate, I wouldn't return to that restaurant. I would say, "You know what. This chef, he did not do his best. This shit, subpar. Not the greatest."