apology for poor england
when were you when queen elizibith dies?
i was sat at home eating beans on toast when telly ring
‘queen is kill’
‘no’apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t
where were you when queen die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
“queen is kil”
“no”
I thought only sweaty cocks smelled. Today I was proven wrong. Just after getting out of the shower, I came up with the brilliant idea of using a hairdryer to dry my cock 'n balls and I ended up inhaling the cock smell. Turns out clean cocks have a very specific smell too.
I admit that I was sorely mistaken and would like to formally apologize to anyone who was swayed by my uneducated opinion on the subject.
I’m a cis guy. I live with a FTM who is pulling new chicks in multiple times a week, and they also give these women the best 184 KB JPG orgasm of their life.
I hear the girls scream in pleasure and beg for more, and the sex can go on for hours. The girls beg to see them again and it's killing my ego. How am I inferior to a FTM? What are they doing better than me? I'm trying to understand why women would prefer a FTM over me a cis male. I have a penis, yet I never made girls moan for hours like this. My friend literally has women begging to fuck them. What are they doing right that I'm not doing? I have tears as I type this.
We been contacting you through twitter, forums, and reddit for days.
Now its the last straw. Group of has gotten together. You know what this is about. What you did is wrong and false. Real world trading? No Evidence? No appeal? No response? BULL SHIT. Return our accounts. Or lawsuits incoming. It's won't be an end to runescape. It will be an end to Jagex. Give the fucking accounts back or show proof. Last warning.
Signed,
U I M
INQ MACE (NIKKO)
MATEW52
K A Z L A S
HALYSITA
(MANY MORE COMING)
So basically I was out shopping at Walmart to buy some more hemorrhoid cream for my asshole. After paying and exiting the store I just happened to stumble upon a beauty in the parking lot. A bright blue 2002 skyline gtr. I walked up to it, unable to believe what I was seeing. My cock hardened and began to throb as my eyes scanned its shiny coat of paint. Without thinking I dropped my groceries(and pants) to the floor and began shoving my steel hard cock into the hot metal exhaust and aggresively began fucking it. The combination of my warm jizz and the unburned fuel residue stained my dick black, while the heat of the freshly used pipe delivered 2nd degree burns to my cock almost instantaneously, but I didn't care. I was in heaven. Nothing on this earth could ever deliver the amount of euphoria and raw sexual pleasure i was experiencing at this moment. I fucked the ever living hell out of that car like there was no tomorrow. That is, until people started to crowd around and give me wierd looks. They were saying things like "what the fuck" and "that's disgusting", a few of them even contemplated calling the police. Then, the owner of the car came storming out of the Walmart. He was furious, he yanked me away from the car while yelling, kicked me to the ground and curb stomped me in front of the entire crowd. Even my crush was watching i think. He then backed up the car and ran me over which broke 8 of my ribs then he drove back home. After the crowd of people disappeared I stumbled back home and cried in the shower for 2 days. AITA?
Yeah just wanted to restate, I'm really not sexist at all its just.. kinda embarrassing to admit the reason.
i get a fucking boner when i dismember the female characters I hate it. it kinda gives the game a really weird vibe if I'm swordfighting at full mast but I can't fucking do anything about it. It's not like I have a gore fetish or any of that shit I just inexplicably get a hard on when I kill them.
im not tryna do the stupid "haha women bad I'm such a sigma" it just makes the game weird for me to play and I want to know if there's a mod or something to remove their models.