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my mom has been gone for 3 hours, what do I do

    35m my mom went to get me food but she has been gone for three hours. If she's not home we will be stuck with only frozen pizza and French fries. She's making me really upset.

Edit- curly fries not the regular crap

Another edit- she said she got stuck in a storm but it wasn't even raining hard? Ig the issue is resolved though. I got of a video call with her and she told me not to tell my dad she was gone so long. The camera was shaking and there was a lot of grunting and cooing. I think she is going to the gym and doesn't want me to know.

    Gus is too professional to just suck cock.

      Gus from Breaking Bad copypasta
      Gus is too professional to just suck cock. He's a sensual and passionate lover. He probably has a sex room hidden away in his house where even his closest and most trusted security can't find it. Stylish, but not excessive. Rustic dark wood walls, barn wood floor, queen sized bed with velvet pillows, and a small coyote fur rug in the middle. Before the action happens, he asks his lovers to wait while he sets up the scene. He dims the lights, sets up some candles, and puts on some calming piano jazz. Then, he lets him in and that's where the magic happens. They disrobe while passionately kissing. Gus pushes them onto the bed and lays gentle kisses down their body until he reaches their cock. When he sucks cock, he doesn't give that "sloppy toppy." That's too messy. He embraces it, lovingly. He kisses it and licks it, slowly and seductively. Once he sees that they're close to the edge, he takes his mouth away from his cock and begins jerking them until they cum. He doesn't like to swallow or take facials.

      You Me Gas Station Sushi

        Dance Dance Revolution? Overthrow the government.
        Original video
        YOU! ME! GAS STATION! what are we gettin for dinner!? sushi of corse. UH OH! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in a sewer, we’re surrounded by FISH-HORNY FISH, you know what that means, FISH OORGIE! The stench draws in a bear, what do we do? We’re gunna fight it, bare handed, bear..NAKED?! OH YES PLEASE, we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chucky Cheese, DANCE DANCE Revolution, revolution?! Over throw the Government!? UHH I THINK SOo,  next thing you know im reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a Jet, FLY into the sun, black out again, WAKE UP, do a bump WHITE OUT! (Which I didnt know you could do) then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, UEGH OH looks like The meth is kickin in..DEUHBLUHHSBDUHHSBUHSBUHEUGHHUHAAAAHUEAAHAAAAAAA!!!!
        YOU. 👉 ME 👈. GAS STATION ⛽.  What are we getting for dinner?  🍽 Sushi 🍣 of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie 💊 inside of our gas station ⛽ sushi 🍣,  we black out ⬛and wake up in a sewer . We're surrounded by fish 🐟🐠; horny fish 🐠😫🐟.  You know what that means.  Fish orgy🐟😫🐠😫🐟, the stench draws in a bear 🐻. What are we gonna do?  We're gonna fight it ⚔.  BEAR 🐻 FIGHT. BEAR 🐻 HANDED. BEAR 🐻 naked?😫 oh yes, please.  We befriend the bear🐻 after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese🧀,  dance dance 💃 revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ⚒? uh, I think so 🤔.  next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. ✝️ Then i turn into a jet 🛩, fly into the sun☀️, black out ⬛again, wake up, do a bump🥴, white out ⬜which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint 🚬.  Greened-out🟩, then i turned into the sun ☀️.   uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.
        You, me, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi, of course!

Uh oh, looks like there was a ruby in our gas station sushi.

We blackout and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, horny fish. You know what that means...

FISH!

The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT! Bear FIGHT, Bear HANDED, Bear.. naked??? Oh yes please!

We befriend the bear after we beat it in a BRAWL, then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese!

DANCE

DANCE

REVOLUTION

Revolution?

Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so!

Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ! Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a BUMP, WHITEOUT (which i didn't know you can do.)

Then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, then I turned INTO the sun-

UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKIN IN!

(Chaotic noises)
        You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bear handed? Bear naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl then we ride it into a chuck e cheese. Dance dance revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uhh I think so. Next think you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet. Fly into the sun. Blackout again. Wake up. Do a bump. White out (which I didn't know you could do). Then I smoked a joint. Greened out. Then I turned into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. Dubehebeuhuhejugehuho hoo AHHH!!!
        You, me 🦊🪨

Gas station ⛽️

What are we getting for dinner?🍽

Sushi, of course 🍣

Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi😵

We black out ☠️ and wake up in a sewer🚽

We're surrounded by fish, horny fish 🐠

You know what that means 😏

Fish orgy!🐠😏

The stench draws in a bear 🐻

What do we do? 😟

We're gonna fight it😎

Bear fight 🐻🤺

Bare handed 🐻👊

Bare naked? 🐻😜

Oh yes please, we befriend the bear 🐻 🤝🥰after we beat it in a brawl😡 Then we ride it into a 🏇 Chuck E. Cheese 🧀 🐀

Dance Dance Revolution 🕺

Revolution?✊

Ovеrthrow the government?🧐

Uh, I think so😏

Nеxt thing you know I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ✝️

Then I turn into a jet ✈️ , fly into the sun ☀️ , black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out 💳

which I didn't know you could do🤷

Then I smoked a joint, greened out,🍃then I turned into the sun 🌞

Uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in🤪 Asdfghjkl:;?!💀

        Death of her majesty the queen.

          I'm heartbroken. I feel anguish beyond all compare. My mind, soul and body are nothing but empty shells, I am but an echo of my former self. My life and all its purpose, meaning and joy have been robbed, and I fear my will to live shall never return. Words are but squiggles that will never have the power to portray how truly melancholy I am. When I heard the news, it's as if all the colour was looted from my world. All passion and happiness melted before my very eyes. Since her majesty's death, I only see black and white, pain and misery, hopelessness and suffering.

Oh, my queen. My heart and the heart of the nation longs for you. We grieve for you. You were our rock, our foundation. I deeply fear for the outcome of our planet now that you are not here to guide us with your goddess-like wisdom. The nation is inconsolable, it weeps for our queen.

          QUEEN ELIZABETH👸

            👀👀What’s up sluts!👩‍🎤👩‍🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁️seeing👁️ her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂‍♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂‍♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂‍♀️monarchists👸💂‍♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you’re a 🍆💍Prince Albert💍🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you’re a 🍑🍑BBC BBL🍑🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰️Big Ben🕰️ 👅 bongs🍆🍑🫦 you silly. If you don’t send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩‍🎤birds👩‍🎤the Daily Mail will call you a 😫right cunt😫
            💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️
            😭👸☠️ REST IN PEACE🙏QUEEN ELIZABETH 👩‍🦳 WINDSWHORE!! The sun🌞has finally set on our 💁‍♀️ LITTY💃TITTY 🍈🍈 LILLIBET, 7️⃣0️⃣ years 📆 after she first 👧👩‍🦱👩‍🦳 became QUEEF 👑💨 REGNANT of the 🍆 COCK-MAN WEALTH 🇬🇧 of the💂‍♂️ BRITISH FEM-DOM-PIRE 👯‍♀️. Over her LONG😩JUICY💦REIGN she saw PMs 👨🏻‍💼👨🏼‍💼 CUM n' GO, from SIR WINSTON CHURCHHOLE👨‍🦲 to WHORIS JOHNSON🤡, STEADFASTLY serving KWEEN 👠 and CUNTRY 👜 with her FAMOUS 💎 BROOCHES 🐦 and 💦💦 PEARL NECKLACES 🤪, given to her by her late 😔 HORSE-COCKED 🐎🍆 COUSBAND 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 PRINCE PHILL-ER-UP 🤴. Her GORILLA 🦍 GRIP on the CROWN JEWELS 👑💍💎 has HELD TIGHT through CRISES 🤯 like BREXIT 🇪🇺🙅‍♀️🙃 and MEGXIT 👨‍🦰🙅🏾‍♀️🙃. But now it's time for ELIZABETH II REGINA'S 🤭 FAMOUS 🏠 ABODES like 👊💦SANDRINGHANDJOB, 👄👅 BALM-ORAL, and of course 🥵😛🤤 FUCKING-and-SUCKINGHAM PALACE 🏰 to be DRAPED IN BLACK 🏴🏴 in MOURNING 😱 for the LATE ⚰️ GREAT 💪 LIZZY. STAY TUNED 📺 for THE ⛪ CORNHOLE-INATION 👑 of her 👎LEAST FAVORITE SON👩‍👦CHARLES, with his ADULTEROUS JEZEBEL💃👯‍♀️ CUMILLA PORKHER-BOWELS 💩 right by his side. 🗣️🗣️🗣️ OYEZ, THE QUEEN IS DEAD! ! 🪦🥳 JUSTICE FOR LADY D!! 👸🚗🚨
            Queen Elizabeth dying at 96 made me realize i never kept it 💯 with you. She died as a queen and I'm dying to make you my queen. Tell your family said hello.
            🎉🎉DING 🛎 DONG 🍆🍆 the 🇬🇧 WITCH 🇬🇧👸🏻 is DEAD 😵 💀 🎊 her Majesty the KWEEN 👑 has finally kicked the 🪣👋👋 after 7️⃣0️⃣👅👅 years of SERVING 💅 her CUNTry 🇬🇧 today we FUCKIN 👌👈 like the royal SLAMily was fuckin their COUSINS 🫣❌ get 6️⃣ feet 📏 DEEP 😫😫 in your closest mates and SHOOT 💦 off a 6️⃣9️⃣ gun SALUTE 🫡🫡 send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ of the fittest 💯💯 birds 😮‍💨🫦 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and ur the DADDY duke of susSEX 🥵🥵 if u get 0️⃣ back ur LOCKED 🔐 🔐 out of the FUCKingham Palace 🏰 😳
            💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It's official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n' 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight's the night to 😘Snog💋 'til we're Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal Fam💅 of 💗S&M freaks💗 (that's Sovereigns & Monarchists)🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 If u get 3️⃣ back, 🍻yer proper chuffed😝 AND stuffed🥵👉👌 when the elected 👅HEAD of State👅 is sure to give you that 😏🏟Millennium Dome🎡🤯! 🫖✨If u get 6️⃣, 🫡💍God Save THIS Size Queen💍🫡 cuz ‘ol 🕰🍆Big Ben🍆🕰 says you're 👏Half🕐Past🕝Fucked!🕣😳😳😳 And if u get 🔟? 🎩😉Well cheerio, my hoe,😘 I'm putting a 🗳Referendum on MY Rear end’um🫣 ➡️➡️With our massive 🍑Spheres of Influence🍑 we can de-colonize 😍Hearts, 🧐Minds & 😤Holes to form a 💫new 🌍Cummingwealth💦💦💦 where the only 💋QUEEN💅 is the one in 👀 THE MIRROR🪞🫵, babes‼️🥰💞💞 Ta~!❌⭕️❌⭕️

            Do you have a source on that?

              Do you have a source on that copypasta
              Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
              Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't. I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.