Reddit should rename share to ‘Spreddit’
Reddit should rename share to 'Spreddit', Delete to 'Shreddit', and Karma to 'Creddit'. And yet they haven't, I still don't Geddit.I did an shit and piss combo while giving my dad an back massage when I was 9.
One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.There is no such thing as a coincidence
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you're watching this video mean you're energetically aligned with me and this message. Your thoughts create your reality. but you already knew that. Yet, you still live a life that you dread. [Oh excuse me- AAAH] That is because when you visualize your dream life, you unconsciously believe that it is unrealistic. Here is a hack: I have created a dream life meditation that uses questions and binaural beats. When presented with the question, your mind must accept it. And your subconscious mind will absorb it. When listening to binaural beats it puts your mind into theta frequency allowing you access to your subconscious mind. Link in the bio.THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE. THE FACT THAT YOU’RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO MEANS YOU’RE ENERGETICALLY ALIGNED WITH ME AND THIS MESSAGE. YOUR THOUGHTS CREATE YOUR REALITY. BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. YET, YOU STILL LIVE A LIFE THAT YOU DREAD [oh, excuse me…] 👀😳 [AAGHG] 👁👄👁 THAT IS BECAUSE, WHEN YOU VISUALIZE YOUR DREAM LIFE, YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS UNREALISTIC.There’s no such thing as a coincidence.There’s no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you’re reading this means that we’re energetically alligned.The year is 2025.
The year is 2025.
The Mark V catgirl refuses to respond to the name "Okayu" and is thus another failure. I consult my notes as I consider the best method for liquidation when I hear the screech of steel giving way. She's escaped.
My eyes switch rapidly between my screen and the area around me as I follow the tracker in her tail. The woods grow darker as sunset approaches.
After some time, I get close enough to notice she's stationary. Alarms ring in my head as my instincts warn me. I scan the trees and see the purple line of what used to be her tail hanging off a branch in front of me.
She pounces from the top branches of a tree behind me, my reflexes kicking in too late to save my left eye. Claws rake my ribs (why the hell did I give her those anyway?) but I manage to sink a tranquilizer in her arm and shake her off me.
I fall half a step later. When did she get my Achilles' tendon? She approaches slowly, a mad grin on her face as she mockingly chants "Mogu mogu mogu".My husband wants me to pretend to be “a man” while we’re intimate
I need to get this off my system not just my chest honestly! I have no idea where this is coming from but he basically wants me to roleplay as a "man" the next time we're intimate. The whole pant suit (his suit he wants me to use) and tie and even mustache! I got weirded out and said no because it really felt off to me. I mean yes I'm not trying to kink shame but trying to get me to act as if I'm a man really feels off. He started complaining saying I was blowing this whole thing out of propotion and that he gets turned on by the "idea" of women acting as "men" currently. I refused to do because I'm uncomfortable but he's sulking hard about it saying if he were in my shoes he'd this for me but I doubt it.
but again, this could be nothing and I'm just overreacting but I can't help but feel uncomfortable.I have a serious femboy porn issue.
I have a serious femboy porn issue.
Ok, I know this sounds like a meme but I swear it's not. For the past week or so I've been basically addicted to femboy porn. Like I've used it to get off a solid 3-4 times this week. I consider myself 100% straight. I have a loving girlfriend, and I love her with all my heart too, and I know it would break her heart knowing I've been jacking off to femboys and not her. I feel terrible about this and I really want to stop this.