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Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up.

    Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line, so what if I took an extra ten seconds to order? Who cares, man? You really are something else, you know that? You lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, asshole, everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store, I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some misunderstood artist, or genius, or we just don't 'get you', it's because you're mean, alright? Look at Spongebob, he works in front of a hot grill all day, but we like him, and you know why? Because he's nice. He says hello to us. Look man I don't want to be this type of customer you know, I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr Krabs or anything, I just want to get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright?... Thank you...

    Arabian Psycho

      I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name is Batriq Iban Ba-Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam. In the morning, before suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform ghusl to be clean for the next prayer. This is because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During wudu, I apply a 300SPF sun lotion, to protect from the dessert sun. Afterwards, I always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol. Because alcohol is haram. There is an idea of Batriq Iban Ba-Atman, some kinda of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity.

      NO FLOW 🍃😎 POR ONDE A GENTE PASSA 🚶

        NO FLOW 🍃😎 POR ONDE A GENTE PASSA 🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️É SHOW 🎉🎊🎇🥳 FECHOU 🔑🔑🔐E OLHA 👀👁️ ONDE A GENTE CHEGOU 💚🇧🇷 EU SOU 🗣️🗣️🗣️ PAÍS DO FUTEBOL ⚽🇧🇷🏟️🏟️ NEGÔ 👦🏿🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 ATÉ GRINGO SAMBOU 💃💃💃💃💃 TOCOU NEYMAR 🏃🏃🏃🏃 É GOL 🥅🥅⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

        Open Song Lyrics

        No flow
        Desse jeito, haha, salve Brasil, pode crê
        MC Guime, tâmo junto, Emicida
        Eu sou. Vai segurando muleque, eae Neymar
        Até grigo sambô... É nós, e ó como que eu vou
        
        No flow
        Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
        E olha onde a gente chegou
        Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
        Até gringo sambou
        Tocou Neymar é gol, eae
        
        Ó minha pátria amada, idolatrada
        Um salve à nossa nação
        E através dessa canção
        Hoje posso fazer minha declaração
        
        Entre house de boy, beco e vielas
        Jogando bola dentro da favela
        Pro menor não tem coisa melhor
        E a menina que sonha em ser uma atriz de novela
        
        A rua é nossa e eu sempre fui dela
        Desde descalço, gastando canela
        Hoje no asfalto de toda São Paulo
        De nave do ano, tô na passarela
        
        Na chuva, no frio, no calor
        No samba, no rap e tambor
        Ergo as mãos pro céu igual ao meu redentor
        Agradeço ao nosso Senhor
        
        No flow
        Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
        E olha onde a gente chegou
        Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
        Até gringo sambou
        Tocou Neymar é gol
        
        No flow
        Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
        E olha onde a gente chegou
        Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
        Até gringo sambou
        Tocou Neymar é gol
        
        Poeira no boot, é cinza, Kichute
        Campão, barro na canela
        Maloqueiro, fut, talento
        É arte de chão, ouro de favela
        Imaginei, pique Boy do Charmes
        
        Voltei, estilo Charles Dow
        Pra fazer a quebrada cantar
        Memo, é tipo MC Lon
        Eu vim pelas taça, pois, raça
        Foi quase em dois palito
        Ontem foi choro, hoje tesouro
        E o coro grita: tá bonito
        
        Eu sou Zona Norte, fundão
        Swing de vagabundo
        Dos que venceu a desnutrição
        E hoje vai dominar o mundo
        
        No flow
        Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
        E olha onde a gente chegou
        Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
        Até gringo sambou
        Tocou Neymar é gol
        
        No flow
        Por onde a gente passa é show, fechou
        E olha onde a gente chegou
        Eu sou, país do futebol, negô
        Até gringo sambou
        Tocou Neymar é gol, isso memo

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          Potion Seller

            "Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
            
            "My potions are too strong for you, traveler."
            
            "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."
            
            "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."
            
            "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."
            
            "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."
            
            "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
            
            "My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."
            
            "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."
            
            "You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong."
            
            "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"
            
            "You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man."
            
            "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"
            
            "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."
            
            "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."
            
            "That's what you'd better do."
            
            "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"
            
            "Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."
            
            "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything...except your potions!"
            
            "Why respect knights...when my potions can do anything that you can..."

            If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.

              If Andrew Tate thinks, I agree.🤔✅
              
              If Andrew Tate speaks, I listen.🗣️👂
              
              If Andrew Tate orders, I obey.🫡
              
              If Andrew Tate has a million fans, I am one of them.🙋🙋‍♂️🙋
              
              If Andrew Tate has one fan, I am that fan 🙋
              
              If Andrew Tate has 0 fans , I’m dead😵❌