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    hypersusceptibility
    
    gerbangkertosusila
    
    nonsusceptibility
    
    unsusceptibility
    
    insusceptibility
    
    unsuspiciousness
    
    unsuspectingness
    
    ventrosuspension
    
    sustainabilities
    
    intussusceptions
    
    oversuspiciously
    
    susceptibilities
    
    intussusception
    
    tarsometatarsus
    
    intussusceptive
    
    intussuscepting
    
    susceptibleness
    
    suspectiousness
    
    introsusception
    
    bulbocavernosus
    
    bulbospongiosus
    
    allodermanyssus
    
    colposuspension
    
    hyobasioglossus
    
    semimembranosus
    
    pharyngoglossus
    
    insusceptiblely
    
    triticeoglossus
    
    unsusceptiblely
    
    sustentacularly
    
    susceptibility
    
    susceptiveness
    
    resuscitations
    
    oversuspicious
    
    intussuscepted
    
    unsuspectingly
    
    suspiciousness
    
    sustainability
    
    irresuscitable
    
    parthenocissus
    
    suspensibility
    
    semitendinosus
    
    polysuspensoid
    
    medicamentosus
    
    entophionyssus
    
    syringadenosus
    
    tenosuspension
    
    chondroglossus
    
    cephalakompsus
    
    pristichampsus
    
    resuscitatedly
    
    unsuspiciously
    
    susquehannocks
    
    suspensiveness
    
    unsustainable
    
    unsusceptible
    
    insusceptible
    
    insusceptibly
    
    intussuscepts
    
    resuscitative
    
    resuscitating
    
    resuscitation
    
    resuscitators
    
    suspensefully
    
    sustentacular
    
    susquehannock
    
    trichoglossus
    
    suscitability
    
    poecilocapsus
    
    insusurration
    
    exsuscitation
    
    halicarnassus
    
    chamaecytisus
    
    balanoglossus
    
    ceratoglossus
    
    ornithonyssus
    
    otospongiosus
    
    susceptometer
    
    ptychoglossus
    
    trichophassus
    
    unsuspectedly
    
    unsustainably
    
    resuspensions
    
    unsuspecting
    
    resuscitator
    
    unsuspicious
    
    sustentation
    
    intussuscept
    
    resuspending
    
    resuscitates
    
    resuscitated
    
    susceptivity
    
    sustentative
    
    suspensories
    
    suspensively
    
    suspicioning
    
    suspiciously
    
    suspirations
    
    suspensorium
    
    tachyglossus
    
    suspensation
    
    resuscitable
    
    resuspension
    
    peloponnesus
    
    insusceptive
    
    leptoglossus
    
    genioglossus
    
    hippoglossus
    
    chrysoprasus
    
    controversus
    
    bdellonyssus
    
    basioglossus
    
    artificiosus
    
    haemogamasus
    
    formidolosus
    
    laurocerasus
    
    insusceptire
    
    pneumonyssus
    
    podsusedniki
    
    sententiosus
    
    styloglossus
    
    pteroglossus
    
    rhodothyrsus
    
    paraplotosus
    
    neochlamisus
    
    macroglossus
    
    meniscoessus
    
    alopoglossus
    
    amphiglossus
    
    diploglossus
    
    discoglossus
    
    utatsusaurus
    
    susumaniello
    
    sustentacula
    
    susquehannas
    
    sustainments
    
    sustainable
    
    susceptible
    
    resuscitate
    
    unsuspected
    
    susurration
    
    sustenances
    
    sustainedly
    
    suspiration
    
    suspensions
    
    suspicioned
    
    resuspended
    
    narcissuses
    
    susceptibly
    
    suspenseful
    
    consensuses
    
    susceptance
    
    tibiotarsus
    
    unsuspicion
    
    susquehanna
    
    suspensible
    
    suspiciency
    
    sustainably
    
    sustainment
    
    sustentacle
    
    susurringly
    
    suscitation
    
    suscipiency
    
    suspectless
    
    suspectable
    
    resuscitant
    
    exsuscitate
    
    keratonosus
    
    unsustained
    
    transversus
    
    suspiciosus
    
    libidinosus
    
    flagitiosus
    
    haemodipsus
    
    hypoglossus
    
    ceratonosus
    
    chersonesus
    
    cirrhonosus
    
    dermanyssus
    
    calamitosus
    
    caliginosus
    
    rhinonyssus
    
    paropamisus
    
    omavalitsus
    
    ophionyssus
    
    perniciosus
    
    plethobasus
    
    oloplotosus
    
    sinusonasus
    
    susenghphaa
    
    bassussarry
    
    hydrotarsus
    
    fushitsusha
    
    eurypegasus
    
    suswagatham
    
    tamigalesus
    
    zenophassus
    
    susurrously
    
    susurrantly
    
    suspicional
    
    suspenopsia
    
    suspension
    
    suspicious
    
    sustenance
    
    suspensory
    
    suspensive
    
    metatarsus
    
    susceptive
    
    suspecting
    
    suspenders
    
    suspending
    
    resuspends
    
    excursuses
    
    colossuses
    
    suspicions
    
    sustainers
    
    sustaining
    
    sustentate
    
    sustention
    
    suspensoid
    
    suspicable
    
    hypotarsus
    
    hyoglossus
    
    misusement
    
    rhoicissus
    
    scindapsus
    
    paracelsus
    
    suspensely
    
    suspection
    
    suspectful
    
    suscipient
    
    susception
    
    susamyrtau
    
    sushenitsa
    
    obliviosus
    
    seditiosus
    
    ponderosus
    
    progressus
    
    medullosus
    
    matsushima
    
    luxuriosus
    
    liponyssus
    
    litigiosus
    
    improvisus
    
    inaccessus
    
    incuriosus
    
    indefensus
    
    ingeniosus
    
    iniuriosus
    
    insidiosus
    
    fructuosus
    
    criminosus
    
    cyparissus
    
    entonyssus
    
    arteriosus
    
    basitarsus
    
    suspensura
    
    suspirious
    
    sustentare
    
    yatsushiro
    
    trydarssus
    
    sustinente
    
    susuwatari
    
    sussargues
    
    bellovesus
    
    bonacursus
    
    duchsustus
    
    prionessus
    
    radagaisus
    
    sossusvlei
    
    ninsusinak
    
    numbersusa
    
    consensus
    
    suspicion
    
    narcissus
    
    suspender
    
    resuspend
    
    suspensor
    
    suspiring
    
    sustainer
    
    sustained
    
    susurrant
    
    susurrate
    
    susurrous
    
    censusing
    
    keiretsus
    
    prolapsus
    
    petasuses
    
    suspenser
    
    suspenses
    
    suspended
    
    suspected
    
    susceptor
    
    suscitate
    
    suspecter
    
    parnassus
    
    alphonsus
    
    discursus
    
    descensus
    
    cupressus
    
    zaglossus
    
    sustaltic
    
    sustinere
    
    susuharai
    
    sussexite
    
    suspicari
    
    visuscope
    
    universus
    
    tartessus
    
    disusered
    
    conversus
    
    captiosus
    
    lacunosus
    
    gloriosus
    
    exitiosus
    
    epitarsus
    
    ingressus
    
    paradisus
    
    nebulosus
    
    neonyssus
    
    pretiosus
    
    probrosus
    
    processus
    
    speciosus
    
    studiosus
    
    suslonger
    
    suscipere
    
    susannite
    
    suscipiat
    
    susedgrad
    
    susharata
    
    sushurata
    
    skillsusa
    
    solmissus
    
    somniosus
    
    saitissus
    
    psusennes
    
    regressus
    
    ortacesus
    
    pandrosus
    
    hypomesus
    
    gogonasus
    
    lyrnessus
    
    brigilsus
    
    bisuschio
    
    blasusarr
    
    ansegisus
    
    amphissus
    
    colomesus
    
    cephissus
    
    donoessus
    
    endogesus
    
    dicrossus
    
    ternessus
    
    susuhunan
    
    sustainus
    
    sustenone
    
    susupuato
    
    cytisuses
    
    croesuses
    
    misusedly
    
    suspense
    
    colossus
    
    excursus
    
    misusage
    
    misusers
    
    misusing
    
    suspends
    
    suspects
    
    censused
    
    censuses
    
    byssuses
    
    babassus
    
    sustains
    
    susurrus
    
    suspired
    
    suspires
    
    suspiral
    
    tsushima
    
    caucasus
    
    borassus
    
    disusage
    
    dionysus
    
    melursus
    
    kyphosus
    
    molossus
    
    operosus
    
    sinuosus
    
    profusus
    
    recessus
    
    remissus
    
    susanino
    
    inversus
    
    mendosus
    
    formosus
    
    infensus
    
    incursus
    
    impulsus
    
    insulsus
    
    immensus
    
    diversus
    
    damnosus
    
    decursus
    
    curiosus
    
    copiosus
    
    berossus
    
    carbasus
    
    callosus
    
    ascensus
    
    accessus
    
    adversus
    
    suspicio
    
    susperia
    
    susqueda
    
    suspiria
    
    susskind
    
    sussudio
    
    sustagen
    
    susukino
    
    susurluk
    
    sustanon
    
    sustrans
    
    susteren
    
    trogosus
    
    tragasus
    
    visustin
    
    abbassus
    
    abdjesus
    
    arhansus
    
    contusus
    
    crinisus
    
    hippasus
    
    halaesus
    
    melissus
    
    lysapsus
    
    kopassus
    
    susarion
    
    susannah
    
    susegana
    
    sushruta
    
    opensuse
    
    pandisus
    
    plotosus
    
    nemausus
    
    pacsosus
    
    spaopsus
    
    toolsust
    
    sussexes
    
    pulposus
    
    kosushka
    
    cissuses
    
    suspect
    
    sustain
    
    suspend
    
    disused
    
    bejesus
    
    suspire
    
    thyrsus
    
    misuser
    
    misuses
    
    petasus
    
    susliks
    
    lususes
    
    misused
    
    sussing
    
    cytisus
    
    croesus
    
    crassus
    
    cnossus
    
    blissus
    
    bonasus
    
    ephesus
    
    susiana
    
    susanna
    
    pegasus
    
    thapsus
    
    sustiva
    
    susuman
    
    morosus
    
    obtusus
    
    odiosus
    
    oleosus
    
    retusus
    
    prorsus
    
    suscept
    
    susitna
    
    filosus
    
    iocosus
    
    berosus
    
    bonosus
    
    clyssus
    
    damasus
    
    megasus
    
    susmita
    
    susanne
    
    susanoo
    
    occasus
    
    pedasus
    
    phassus
    
    pigasus
    
    susunia
    
    sustrum
    
    sustead
    
    sussman
    
    suspyre
    
    thiasus
    
    uswsusp
    
    sustech
    
    kopasus
    
    inensus
    
    suscard
    
    versus
    
    census
    
    misuse
    
    disuse
    
    rhesus
    
    missus
    
    tarsus
    
    byssus
    
    passus
    
    suslik
    
    sushis
    
    lapsus
    
    sussed
    
    susses
    
    cissus
    
    susian
    
    nessus
    
    sussex
    
    suster
    
    morsus
    
    mopsus
    
    sensus
    
    pulsus
    
    consus
    
    deisus
    
    cursus
    
    bresus
    
    celsus
    
    bessus
    
    amisus
    
    lassus
    
    drusus
    
    falsus
    
    eresus
    
    lausus
    
    karsus
    
    bassus
    
    cresus
    
    corsus
    
    rhosus
    
    susiec
    
    susima
    
    susita
    
    sushma
    
    sushun
    
    sushil
    
    sushen
    
    suslin
    
    susilo
    
    susner
    
    susano
    
    susani
    
    suseni
    
    suston
    
    susupe
    
    suszki
    
    swsusp
    
    sussac
    
    tersus
    
    xuasus
    
    wsusom
    
    susyqm
    
    suswmp
    
    sustra
    
    sustel
    
    susdlc
    
    suscos
    
    susana
    
    susafu
    
    suscdf
    
    suscag
    
    susmop
    
    suslak
    
    susllf
    
    susops
    
    suspba
    
    salsus
    
    sasusg
    
    sossus
    
    qwssus
    
    prosus
    
    csusab
    
    csustl
    
    csuslo
    
    densus
    
    asussr
    
    amcsus
    
    actsus
    
    ipsusa
    
    lsusom
    
    lsuson
    
    lucsus
    
    gwssus
    
    sustac
    
    sushi
    
    nisus
    
    risus
    
    casus
    
    lusus
    
    susus
    
    ursus
    
    issus
    
    jesus
    
    ipsus
    
    susah
    
    susan
    
    susak
    
    nasus
    
    lasus
    
    fusus
    
    assus
    
    visus
    
    susto
    
    susuz
    
    suswa
    
    susuk
    
    tisus
    
    iasus
    
    jasus
    
    osusu
    
    sosus
    
    susat
    
    susek
    
    susch
    
    susie
    
    susim
    
    susmp
    
    susmi
    
    suslo
    
    susla
    
    susif
    
    susod
    
    susom
    
    susel
    
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    susfc
    
    susfu
    
    susct
    
    susdo
    
    susdp
    
    susas
    
    suscc
    
    susac
    
    susar
    
    ssusa
    
    ssusi
    
    rsusd
    
    rsust
    
    psusd
    
    pgsus
    
    msusa
    
    msusd
    
    msust
    
    misus
    
    nysus
    
    nsusd
    
    nsuss
    
    jssus
    
    jsusd
    
    jsust
    
    isusf
    
    isusi
    
    isuss
    
    isust
    
    lsusm
    
    icsus
    
    iesus
    
    htsus
    
    hcsus
    
    fsusd
    
    fsust
    
    gsusa
    
    esusa
    
    esusd
    
    esusg
    
    esusi
    
    fasus
    
    asust
    
    asusu
    
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    aisus
    
    amsus
    
    bsusd
    
    bsusp
    
    besus
    
    csusa
    
    cosus
    
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    csusf
    
    csusm
    
    desus
    
    suss
    
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    susa
    
    usus
    
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    susz
    
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    asus
    
    esus
    
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    bsus
    
    csus
    
    susb
    
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    susd
    
    suse
    
    susf
    
    susg
    
    susi
    
    susl
    
    susm
    
    susn
    
    suso
    
    susp
    
    msus
    
    nsus
    
    osus
    
    ssus
    
    susr
    
    susv
    
    susw
    
    xsus
    
    vsus
    
    susy
    
    tsus

    AITA for roleplaying as Walter White during sex?

      I know the title sounds bad but please hear me out.
      
      I (37M) and my wife (25F) have had complications with sex our entire marriage (4 years), but recently we’ve started having more and more sex recently! I love my wife, and she loves me I think.
      
      Now onto the story: I have been a massive breaking bad fan for years, I have all the merch and funko pops. But my wife thinks it’s an “unhealthy obsession”, which is just completely and utterly false! We were in the mood 2 days ago and we started having hot steamy sex, and while I was grunting I said “Oh yeah Jesse, im gonna cook up your boy pussy!” And my wife instantly said “WHAT!?” And I, realising my mistake, said “Nothing, probably just the wind.”
      
      We continued going at it and we were reaching the climax, as soon as I came I yelled “Jesse! Feel my crystal blue cum!” And my wife threw me off instantly and yelled “I’m done! I hate you and I hate your stupid breaking bad obsession, and I’ve been fucking another guy because you won’t shut up about ‘Better Call Saul’ and how ‘Kim’ is a better wife than me!”.
      
      As she was yelling more about how breaking bad is ruining me I told her “you’re acting just like skyler!” And she yelled that we are getting a divorce.
      
      She has now moved into a motel and I’ve been thinking about what happened, I personally don’t believe I’m in the wrong, but I want to hear it from Reddit.
      
      AITA?

      My name is Skyler White yo

        My name is Skyler fucking White, yo. My husband is Walter fucking White, yo. Uh-huh
        "My name is skyler white yo"
        🗿
        "My husband is walter white yo"
        🗿
        "Uh huh"
        🗿
        My name is Skyler White yo
        🤨🗿💥💀
        My husband is Walter White yo
        🤨🗿💥💀
        Well, my name is Skyler White yo
        🤨💥
        My husband is Walter White yo
        🤨💥
        Uh huh
        🤨💥
        He told me everything
        🤨💥
        My name is Skyler White yo 🗿
        My husband is Walter White yo 🗿
        My name 😤 is Skyler white yo 😩 my husband is Walter 🔫 white yo💀
        Well.. My name is skyler white yo 💥 my husband is Walter white yo 💥 uh huh 💥 told me everything 💥
        my name is skyler white yo 🤨 my husband's name is Walter White yo🤨 uh-huh🤨
        My name is Skyler White yo 😳
        My husband is Walter White yo 😳
        
        
        Uh huh 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
        my husband is Walter white, yo.💀💀
        Look, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo.
        
        
        Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.
        
        My husband is Walter White, yo.
        
        Uh, huh.
        
        He told me everything.
        
        
        - Seriously?
        
        
        - That's right.
        
        And just so you know...
        
        My brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
        
        And I will not hesitate to call him.
        
        Not if I have to.
        
        Understood?
        
        This is your one
        
        and only warning.
        
        Do not sell marijuana
        
        to my husband.
        
        
        - Okay.
        
        
        - I mean it.
        
        Don't call our house again.
        
        You stay away from him,
        
        or you'll be one sorry individual.
        
        You got me?
        
        
        I think so, yeah.
        
        No more marijuana.
        
        I can dig it.
        
        
        You can dig it.
        
        Wonderful.
        
        Not that it's any of my business,
        
        but you might wanna consider
        
        a different line of work.
        
        
        Okay.

        CupcakKe – CPR lyrics

          Copy and paste CupcakKe CPR lyrics

          Open Lyrics

          No quick head in my bed I can't have that
          I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
          Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
          I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
          Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
          Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
          Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
          It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
          In the sheets I am a bully
          Give more head than a hoodie
          Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
          Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
          Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
          Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
          I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
          Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
          I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
          I save dick by giving it CPR
          (I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
          Put my mouth on it like CPR
          (Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
          I think we should fuck up in every zip code
          It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
          Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
          I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet
          Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
          Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
          Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
          Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
          When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it
          Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
          Today way wetter than my past slob
          And if you unemployed, I can give you a ass job
          Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
          Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
          That's how you know when you hit the spot
          I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
          Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
          I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
          Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
          I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
          I save dick by giving it CPR
          (I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
          Put my mouth on it like CPR
          (Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
          Anything goes when you up in my hole
          Dirty panties from the sex, yeah, I got me some loads
          Listen, I'm the most explicit
          Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
          Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
          I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
          I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
          And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
          Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout that shit
          Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit
          Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
          So when I suck yo' dick now, I use bobby pins
          Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
          I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
          And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
          Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
          Let's get it
          A little faster
          A little more
          Right there
          Give it to me now
          (Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
          (Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)

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          No ✨ quick 🏃‍♀ head 💆 in 📅🔚 my 😗 bed, 🛌 I 🤬 can't 💃 have 🈶 that 💯😐 I 🎧 want 🕑👍 that ➡️ long ⛄ neck, 👢😫 not 🧐🤭 talking 💬 giraffe 🦒 neck 💕🥺💖👑 Ain't 🙅‍♂️ no 🚭 laying down ⏬👇🔽🔽👇👇 man 👦 we ⚡ 'bout 👆 to have 🤲 late 🕛 fun 😗 I'm 🤯 'bout 📢 to make 💘 your 👈 balls ⚾ stick 🏒 up 🦃👆 like 👍 space 🌝 buns 🍑🍑🍑🍑 Want 😍 your 👉 dick 😈 soaked? Place 😍🏆 it down 📉 my 👨🍆 throat 👏 Tongue 💯😋 tickle 🤗 yo' 🎶 dick 🤢🤢🤢 but 🍑 not 🚯 telling 😍 a joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Peddle in 👇 this pussy, 🐱🐱 that's 😐🔕 how 💯💯 you 👉 rock 👨‍🎤 a boat ⛴ It get 🉐 live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 in 👊 this pussy, 🍑 I'm 😈 not 😮 talking 💬 Periscope In 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ the sheets 👨🏻📲 I 🙈💁 am 👏 a bully 💔🏿 Give 🗽 more 🍆🍆 head 💆 than 🤢 a hoodie Every 💯 time 😌🕒 you 👈 make 👸📓 me 😢 cum 💦 it look 👀🔍 just 🏼🤔 like 😄👍 vanilla 🍦 pudding 🍮 Sit 🧘‍♂️ on 🔛 yo' 🤡 face 👦🏻 all 💯 day 🚨 until 🕛🍆 you 👈 say, 😩 "Bae 💏 it hurt 😭 me" 🙋‍♀️🤙 Then 😯 I 👨 turn 🔄 around 🔃 and give 😱 the dick 👅 more ➕➕➕ kisses 💕 than 🙅 Hershey's
          
          Yo' 🎶 dick 🎅🏿 brick hard 🍆💪 like 🌂 a medal 🥈 (Uhh) 😒 I 😊 got 📷 three 🕒 holes 👂 for 🙌 it like 💜 a pretzel 🥨 (Uhmm) Tight 🍥 as a virgin, 😵 boy, 👦😫 don't 🚫 get 1️⃣0️⃣ nervous 😨 (Tight) 👊 I'm 💆‍♀️ here 🈁🈁 to serve 💁 you 😍👉 customer 😡 service 📳 (Right?) 📷 I 🏼 save 🦎 dick 🏻😝 by 😆 giving 🤲 it CPR I 👥 save 👨‍💼 dick 😂🍆 by 😓 giving 🤲 it CPR (Yes) 😷 Put 🙋🏼 my 🕴🏻 mouth 💋💋 on 🔛 it like 😜 CPR Let's 👍 make 💘 porn 🍑🍆💦 and watch ⌚ it on 🔛 VCR 🙈
          
          I 🤢 think 🤔 we 👌👦 should 👫 fuck 🐢 up 👌 in 🙈 every 👖 zip code 😤 It would 😩👪 make 👏 my 👆 pussy 😸 wetter than 💉 a fishbowl (Wet) 🌊 Pussy 🍬 a kitty 🐱 cat, 😼 I 😀 pet 🐹 it like 😄 a pet 🐈😫 (Pet) 🐹 I 🍾 fuck 🖕👉 doggy style 💈 so much 🔳 I 😊 need 👏👏 to go ❤️ to the vet (Pet) 🐰 Hotbox? More ➕ like 👍 a scorching pussy 🍑💯 Open 😃 this coochie 🍑 up 🍅 like 🐌 a fortune 💰 cookie 🍪 Yo' 💦 banana 🍌 in 🔗 my 👀👨💯🤔 mouth, 👄🦷 watch 👀 my 👈 tongue 😜 go 🦗 ape 🐒 Yo' 😎 dick 🍆💦💦😩 getting 🍀🉐 more 🦎 blows than 😻 a birthday 💐 cake 🎂 When ⏰ I'm 👏 near 😯 it, no 🚫 I 👥 don't 🥳🥳🥳 fear 😱 it Licking on 🔛 that 😻 penis 🎄 like 😜👋 a letter 📩 when 💕 I 😐 seal 🤐 it Today 🌽 way 😤✋ wetter than 👩‍❤️‍👨📈 my 🧚 past 💦 slob And if you 🏻😛 unemployed I 👥 can 💦💦 give 👉 you 😊 a ass 🍑 job 😊 Pussy 🍂🐱 already 💕 wet 🌊🌊 don't 🙈😡 need 👉 no 😑 lube 🤤🥴 ointment Dick 📅 twisting 🔁🔁 in 📥 my 🤷👈 stomach 😂🤣 like 💖 food 🍩 poisonin’ That's 🦎 how ❔❔ you 😀💛💃🏿🙊 know 💭💭 when ⏰🍑 you 👉🏻 hit 👋🏼 the spot 🦒 I'll 💰 make 💘👼🏼🌌 your 🚹 pants 👖 unzip more ➕ than 👩‍❤️‍👨📈 Ziploc
          
          Yo' ❗ dick 🍄🍆🌭 brick hard 🍆 like 👍 a medal 🥉 (Uhh) 😒 I 👩🏻 got 👀 three 🎨 holes 👂 for 📓🔞🎁 it like 👌 a pretzel 🥨 (Uhmm) Tight 👊 as a virgin, 🇻🇮🇻🇮🇻🇮 boy, 👋 don't 🚫👎 get 🉐🉐🉐🍊🉐 nervous 😰😰 (Tight) 👊 I'm 🥺 here 📍 to serve 💁 you 🦎 customer 🐖😋 service 😁 (Right) ▶ I 👥 save 🦎 dick 🍌😍💦 by 😓 giving 👸👸 it CPR I 😊 save 🦎 dick 🍆🍆 by 😈 giving 🤲 it CPR (Yes) ✅ Put 🚮 my 🐕 mouth 👄 on 📝🔛 it like 😄 CPR Let's 🥺 make 💘👨‍⚕️ porn 🍑🍆💦 and watch 👀 it on 📲👏 VCR
          
          😩 Anything 💦 goes 🎆 when 🍑 you 👉 up 🐢 in 4️⃣ my 🌊🌙 hole 🙀 Dirty panties 🩲 from 💥 the sex, 🍆 yeah ❤️ I 🙋 got 🍸 me 😎🤙 some 🍌 loads Listen, 👂 I'm 💘 the most 👉 explicit Long 📏 stick 😶📏 inside 💠 my 😳🗽 river 🚣 but 🍑 we 😊 not 😖 going 🥥 fishing 🚣 Know 🤔 what 😦 to do 😷 every 💯🔞 time 🕧🕚🕓⌛ you 👈 have ✊ a horrible 😝 day 🥺😩👿😰 I'll 💪 eat ✨ that 🦃😐 sausage 🌭 all 🧨 day 🍆🍆🎊🎊 like 💚 it's Memorial Day 👛 I'm 👈 talking 💬 barbecue sauce 🍅🍅🌭👅 and mustard on 🏽🏽 it And the mayonnaise comes 🚶🏻‍♂️ when 🍆🍑⏰ you 👉 bust 🤯😵 right 📐 on 👍😳 it Name 📛 anything 💰 freaky 😈 and you 😢👈 know 🦎 I'm 💘 'bout 🤩 the shit 😡 Only 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👦👩‍👦👨‍👦👩‍👦 time ⌚⏰ I'm 💆🏼 not 🙅‍♀️ on 🔛 the dick 🍆🍆 is when 🤷 I'm 💰👀 'bout 👆 to shit 💩💩 Pubic 🍆 hairs all 🏾💯 in 🏼 my 👏 mouth, 💋💋😍😍 not 🚫🙅 again 😘😟 So when 💬 I 👁️‍🗨️ suck 👄👅😏 yo' 🎶❗ dick 🍆 now 💦🚽 I 💭🏿 use 😏 bobby pins Who 👿 need 👉 a gym 💪 when ⏰ you 🕺 got 🉐 dick 🍆🍆 to work 🔨😭 you 😦 out? 🐜 I ℹ️ℹ️ want 🌛 my 😖🙂 face 👩😷 to lose 😏 weight 🏋️‍♂️ so stroke 🐩 my 👇👑 mouth 💋 And any 📨 time 🕒 my 👈👈 pussy 😼 wanna 😯 be 🍆 hairy 💇💙✊ like 😍 Harry 🍆🎅🏿 Potter Becky with the good 🙅‍♂️ hair 💇 is what 😦😂 you 😣👉 could 🤔🤔 call 📞 her 👩 Let's 🙆 get 🕴🏽 it

          AI Pokimane fan tweet

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            My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:
            
            All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely
            
            So in total I love you Pokimane...My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely
            
            Dude here's what I need from you, I need for you to make me as beautiful as I am to you and I will do the same for you so you can take you from this world. Then we will live a life full of happiness. will ask you to have sex with me in the next 10 days, If we don't have sex, or if I fail to tell you I love you or want you, i will just be wondering about our life together with my soul longing for yours and without you my life would be nothing but a funeral. Will do anything to be with you.

            Does the Pope shit in his hat?

              Pope copypasta
              Does the pope shit in his hat?
              
              I don't know if he shits in his own hat, but he's shit in mine quite a few times. I don't know how or why he does it, but at least a couple times a year, I'll be in my apartment by myself, just living my life, and all of a sudden I'll hear this loud moan followed by giggling and an absolutely horrific smell. At this point I know it's him once I hear the moan, so I get up to try to catch him, but before I can, he's already in the front doorway giving me this stupid smirk. I always try to reach out and grab him, but he just winks and runs off to the Popemobile idling outside.
              
              Just to be clear, I live in Chicago, not the Vatican, and as far as I can tell, he's coming out here just to shit in my hat. There are no big news stories about him visiting or anything like that, but there is a page in an official Vatican site that shows his travel schedule and it always says he had to make a brief visit for "holy administrative purposes". It's also worth noting that he's in full the full Pope outfit when he does this, so it's pretty impressive that he can move as fast as he does, especially considering his age.