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Andrew Tate sucked my dick in high school

    I (35M) went to high school with Andrew Tate. He was a completely different dude back then. We were best friends when we were 14, and neither of us really had any other friends. I was the dominant one though. He would literally do anything I told him to do. If I told him to jump off a bridge, he would jump off a bridge. He was super sensitive, a real pussy.
    
    One night, he was at my place and we stole some beers from my dad. It was our first time drinking alcohol. Long story short, I got really horny and told him to suck my dick. He was really scrawny and had a cute feminine face back then, so I imagined he was a girl, sat back and enjoyed the head. It was my first blowjob ever. We passed out after and never spoke of it. Carried on our friendship as if it never happened.
    
    Unfortunately, that summer he got jumped by a bunch of kids who had been bullying him. He was never the same since that incident. He became obsessed with working out and martial arts, and we kinda just went our separate ways. I’m proud of him for standing up for himself, but he’s doing way too much now. I suspect he’s lashing out because of his childhood insecurities.

    rozum i godność człowieka pasta

      no i ja się pytam człowieku dumny ty jesteś z siebie zdajesz sobie sprawę z tego co robisz?masz ty wogóle rozum i godnośc człowieka?ja nie wiem ale żałosny typek z ciebie ,chyba nie pomyślałes nawet co robisz i kogo obrażasz ,możesz sobie obrażac tych co na to zasłużyli sobie ale nie naszego papieża polaka naszego rodaka wielką osobę ,i tak wyjątkowa i ważną bo to nie jest ktoś tam taki sobie że możesz go sobie wyśmiać bo tak ci się podoba nie wiem w jakiej ty się wychowałes rodzinie ale chyba ty nie wiem nie rozumiesz co to jest wiara .jeśli myslisz że jestes wspaniały to jestes zwykłym czubkiem którego ktoś nie odizolował jeszcze od społeczeństwa ,nie wiem co w tym jest takie śmieszne ale czepcie się stalina albo hitlera albo innych zwyrodnialców a nie czepiacie się takiej świętej osoby jak papież jan paweł 2 .jak można wogóle publicznie zamieszczac takie zdięcia na forach internetowych?ja się pytam kto powinien za to odpowiedziec bo chyba widac że do koscioła nie chodzi jak jestes nie wiem ateistą albo wierzysz w jakies sekty czy wogóle jestes może ty sługą szatana a nie będziesz z papieża robił takiego ,to ty chyba jestes jakis nie wiem co sie jarasz pomiotami szatana .wez pomyśl sobie ile papież zrobił ,on był kimś a ty kim jestes żeby z niego sobie robić kpiny co? kto dał ci prawo obrażac wogóle papieża naszego ?pomyślałes wogóle nad tym że to nie jest osoba taka sobie że ją wyśmieje i mnie będa wszyscy chwalic? wez dziecko naprawdę jestes jakis psycholek bo w przeciwieństwie do ciebie to papież jest autorytetem dla mnie a ty to nie wiem czyim możesz być autorytetem chyba takich samych jakiś głupków jak ty którzy nie wiedza co to kosciół i religia ,widac że się nie modlisz i nie chodzisz na religie do szkoły ,widac nie szanujesz religii to nie wiem jak chcesz to sobie wez swoje zdięcie wstaw ciekawe czy byś sie odważył .naprawdę wezta się dzieci zastanówcie co wy roicie bo nie macie widac pojęcia o tym kim był papież jan paweł2 jak nie jestescie w pełni rozwinięte umysłowo to się nie zabierajcie za taką osobę jak ojciec swięty bo to świadczy o tym że nie macie chyba w domu krzyża ani jednego obraza świętego nie chodzi tutaj o kosciół mnie ale wogóle ogólnie o zasady wiary żeby mieć jakąs godnosc bo papież nikogo nie obrażał a ty za co go obrażasz co? no powiedz za co obrażasz taką osobę jak ojciec święty ?brak mnie słów ale jakbyś miał pojęcie chociaz i sięgnął po pismo święte i poczytał sobie to może byś się odmienił .nie wiem idz do kościoła bo widac już dawno szatan jest w tobie człowieku ,nie lubisz kościoła to chociaż siedz cicho i nie obrażaj innych ludzi 

      Homelander’s Birthday Speech

        I don't make mistakes, I'm not like the rest of you, I'm stronger, I'm smarter, I'm better, I AM BETTER. I'm not some weak kneed fucking crybaby that goes around fucking apolgizing all the time and why the fuck would you want me to be? All my life people have tried to control me, rich people, powerful people, tried to muzzle me, cancel me, keep me impotent and obedient like I'm a fucking puppet. And you know what it worked, Because I allowed it to work and guess what, If they can control me they can control you, they already do you just realize it. I am done, I am done apolgizing, I am done being persecuted for my strength, You should be thanking christ that I am who I am, because you need me, you need me to save you, You Do, I am the only one who possibly can. You're not the real heroes, I am the real hero, I am the real hero
        I 👆 don't 😡 make 📝 mistakes, 😵😵 I'm not 🤷 like 💯 the 👏🕵 rest of you, 👉 I'm ✂ stronger, I'm 👁 smarter, I'm better, 👍🏻 I 🎼👁 AM 💦🌈 BETTER. 💃🏼 I'm ♂👀 not some 💵💥 weak 🤕😷 kneed fucking 😡👉 crybaby 😭😭 that 👌 goes 🅱 around 🔄 fucking apolgizing all the 🏽💌 time ⌛ and why 😕 the 🔪 fuck would 💭 you 👉☝ want me 👨💖 to be? 🐝❄ All 🥜👩 my life people 👱 have tried 👋👋 to 🔜 control me, rich 💳 people, 😃 powerful 💪 people, ☹👩 tried ✅🏻 to muzzle me, 😩 cancel ❌ me, 🤔 keep 🏿🙊 me impotent and obedient 🍆🍆 like I'm a 👩👌 fucking 🚫 puppet. And ✋ you 👦 know what it worked, 🌍 Because 😡👑 I ☹👁 allowed 🤢😤 it to 🙍 work 💵 and 💩 guess 🤔 what, If 👏👏 they 👈👸 can 😡😉 control 😡🏻 me 💡😢 they 🏼 can 💦🔫 control 🏻 you, 👈☝ they already 🤢✔ do you just realize it. I am ☝💦 done, 👀😤 I am 👦👏 done 😤 apolgizing, I 🙋 am 👨 done 😩😍 being persecuted for my 😎😢 strength, 👊 You 👌😍 should 🤔💘 be thanking christ 💒 that 😐😤 I 😡 am 👈 who 👏😂 I 👁 am, 👏😽 because you need 👍🙏 me, you 👉 need me 🏻 to save 📑😩 you, You ☝👉 Do, 👉 I 🌲 am 🌈🤧 the 👏 only 👁 one 💕 who 🤔😂 possibly can. 💰 You're not 🚫 the 😆 real 💯 heroes, 🛡👸 I 🏾💁 am 🏳 the 🍆👏 real hero, I 💇👴 am 👈👏 the 🔥👌 real 💪🌚 hero

        True story I saw Andrew Tate at a McDonalds

          Andrew Tate spotted in McDonalds
          True story I saw Andrew Tate at a McDonalds and he no kidding was dressed aa a Femboy cat girl. He recognised that I recognised him, then hurried away so I followed him. I saw him get into a pink bugatti and start crying so I went over but when he saw me he just smiled and meowed. I was confused so I asked why he was dressed as a Femboy cat girl. He tried to pretend he wasn't Andrew Tate but I could tell it was him by his dimpled head. He finally confessed. He whipped out his wallet and offered me 15 dollars, for 'my hush hush'. He smiled encouragingly and raised his eyebrows in a seductive manner.
          
          I was flustered so I ran. I heard him shout hateful comments as i darted away. I didn't take the money so he made a series of YouTube shorts calling me a beta male who doesn't know how to grind. I still get hate male to this day.
          
          True story.

          Average my anime list review

            Least philosophically sophisticated weeb
            SPOILERS
            
            so i just finished watching "The Only Male At The Big Tittied Catgirl Sex Slave Academy" and, while the show does deliver on its premise i found it incredibly shallow and lacking in its exploration of subject matter.
            
            every episode seems to just have been focused on the protagonist accidentally getting his face stuffed between breasts and thighs, every other shot is some variation of an upskirt or bouncy cleavage exposition and, while the show is delivering on its "big tittied catgirl" promise, the "sex slave" aspect is mostly limited to the catgirls wearing collars and calling the protagonist "master". i feel this is a massive missed opportunity and its downright disgraceful how the show refuses to comment on or further explore its titular themes. the catgirl slaves could've been cleverly used as an allegory to comment on the inhumanity of slavery and and explore how the catgirls are intersectionally disadvantaged and exploited by being not only slaves but also demi-humans. there are also other themes just asking to be explored like the fetishisation of said slavery - see the catgirls in the show dont actually mind being slaves - they do it out of love and enjoy it. this is another missed opportunity as this aspect could've been portrayed as the result of stockholm syndrome and institutionalisation, which would've added much more context and subtle characterisation to the scene where all 70 of them moan loadly while begging for "masters milk".
            
            on the topic of milk, the milking scenes were entirely biologically innacurate, which i take massive issue with. there is simply no way a "clumsy catgirl milk maid" can produce the volume depicted in such a short timeframe, the author has clearly never been on a cattle farm and simply didnt do his research, dissapointing.
            
            now, the biggest offender - the "kawaii catgirl submission training center" arc. first of all, there is NO WAY the catgirl in the wooden horse scene produced such an egregious amount of liquid from JUST having clamps put on, clearly the author has never made a woman wet (much unlike me) and...
            
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            Actual incel rant

              Incel copypasta found in DMs
              Didn't know that a girl from Florida could be that beautiful. sadly girls as beautiful as you will probably end up having a shitty life, girls like you will fuck a lot for money and have no morals. you probably have sex with tons of chads and don't care about personality. modern females....
              
              Really jealous I can't get a gf like you. in all honesty by the age of 30 you probably won't have any success in life and wished you dated smart, good guys with real ambition. like me.by the age of 25 will be so rich, sadly will be an incel until than probably cause modern females are so dumb.
              
              Sorry if this classified as creppy, pls don't block me before I can see a response. really curious about what you think of your emptiness in life Yeah I'm an ugly guy, but would it be so fucking hard for bitches like you to get drunk and suck my fucking cock. social stigma have ruined females
              
              I'm the most incel like person ever. all females are objectively dumb and have been manipulated by modern society into having unrealistic standards, cause they are gullible. social stigma have ruined modern females. the only point of females is sex, they are inferior in every category compared to men except for looks.
              
              Females fake empathy, they don't have the capability of actually feeling things. Females are so empty inside, robotic. guess they were made that way to be easily fuckable. sadly modern females don't have strong enough of sexual desires to actually fuck normal guys. only chads.
              
              Females shouldn't have any rights.