No futebol: Croácia 🇭🇷 4x2 🇧🇷 Brasil
Na educação: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Saúde:🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Desenvolvimento: 🇧🇷 10x0🇭🇷
Empregos: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Segurança: 🇧🇷 10x0 🇭🇷
Mas pelo visto vcs se preocupam mais com “copa do mundo” do que com qualidade de vida.
You are a 9 year-old Japanese girl. You do normal kid stuff, like watch cartoons. You always see America present in most media's that you watch. After months of convincing and pestering your parents, they accept to take you on a vacation to the USA. You arrive there. For a few days, you have the time of your life, but, on the last day there, you pass by something called Lolicon.
You peek inside, as you saw a poster earlier advertising that one of your favourite cartoons will have a stand here. You expect to see other like-minded children of the same age as you. However, you are taken aback by the lack of kids there, seeing only deformed balls of fat that can only technically be considered human, which you approximate to be around 30-years old. Suddently, one of these shapes turns around its head, or at least you assume it is, for it has no neck. It yells at the top of its lungs, which are hidden under 40 layers of fat, "OMG an actual, real life loli!". The rest of the blobs all turn simultaneously towards you, lunging at you.
You start to run. The things aren't very fast, thank god, but you are slowly getting out of breath. While running away, you hear them screeching nonsense about how you should be their subservient waifu/slave, because they know how to treat wahmen. You see a patch of grass in the distance, and with your remaining energy, you sprint towards it at full speed, the heaps crushing everything in their paths. You land on the grass and pass out. Several hours later, the mounds are still there, but they cannot approach you. You see one of them try, but as soon as it touched the grass, it dissolved. You are safe, but cannot remain there forever, and you just hope your parents are still alive and will find you soon.
Not to vent or anything but I've never had a bf before so idk what to do😞I've been craving and burning TO BE HELD BY A MAN🥰🥰
Not to vent or anything, but I've never had a boyfriend before, so I don't know what to do. I've been craving and burning to be held by a ᴹᴬᴬᴺᴺᴺ!! My friend goth always looks at me like I'm weird when I tell him, so I need to bother someone else. Even he has a boyfriend. Ugghhh 😩 I've never been too much of a fan of sports but there's a guy that I wouldn't mind shooting hoops for. He was flirting with me and I completely missed it. His name's Jock, but we figured things out and we're together now, but my friend goth—the boyfriend he's with—I think I have a crush on. He's really cute and I- my heart flutters when I'm near him. What should I do?
I would like to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton.
You know real quick I would like to thank everyone and say that I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you everybody
Today I fucked up by penetrating myself with a cactus. Today I (13M) was home alone and felt extra horny. I tried fapping to normal porn, and after cumming a few times I had to try something more arousing. I looked up among us porn, it made my cock extra hard but I was still missing something. Then I remembered the cactus my mom gave me a few weeks back. I never felt so aroused in my life, my cock was throbbing from just the sight of that spiky schlong. My balls, still full of cum, were begging to be emptied. So I placed the danger dildo on the kitchen floor and slowly lowered my tight asshole on it. It hurt a lot at first, but as it got deeper it started to feel nice. I felt every single spike tickling my rectum, and I was close to cumming. As I was about to nut, I bounced up and down too hard and the cactus broke in half. There I was, squatting in the kitchen, with half a cactus up my anus. I started crying, mom was coming home soon. It's still there, I haven't said anything to her about it. She did ask if I knew why half the cactus was missing and why there was blood on it, but I blamed the cat and she believed me. Guys help the pain is almost unbareable, I can't sit I'm laying in my bed, what do I do?
Yesterday on the bus to my football game I lost against 3 egolem players in a row. You can probably imagine the rage I felt as I got off the bus. I had the genius idea to imagine that all the opposing players were egolem players. The first play of the ball game was a kickoff, and I ran so fast that I RECOVERED the kickoff, which isn’t easy to do. I went on to cause two fumbles and an interception. We ended up winning 20-17 against a team that was supposedly better than us. Anyway moral of the story, use the rage you get from clash royale to your benefit. And again thank you supercell for making your game infuriating.