Manipulating my gf into becoming Aya

I'm actually manipulating my gf into becoming Aya. I convinced her to take lessons in journalism and I managed to convince her to dye her hair black by telling her she'd look prettier that way. She always had her hair at shoulder lenght so that saved me some effort. I started dating her on purpose because she was a japense girl of similar height and build as Aya, so she's the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing "Wind god girl" I during her sleep and whispering "You love being a journalist, you love spreading misinformation, you love laying eggs..." on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full about Japanese folklore, mostly for the parts that include Tengu's, and Tengu related information, I found it on amazon, so occasionally I talked to her about on a daily basis and to my surprise it worked. She now loves writing fictitious journalistic articles online, where she cherry picks the facts and makes things up without a source, they are made in way to bait clicks, and has started developing an significant interest in Japanese folklore, She isn't capable of laying eggs yet, but she'll know how when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Aya would wear and things Aya would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim. I am also the editor for her online news articles. By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Aya's outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try truly date a Touhou in real life. her Or at least as close as is possible'

Aya’s Eggs

Eggs are pretty good food. But man I really wonder what Aya's eggs would taste like. Like seriously, they'd probably be really really good because Aya moves around so much in the first place. The healthier and more active a bird is, the better quality and tasting their eggs will be and Aya is extremely active. Her eggs would probably be the richest, smoothest, most creamy tasting eggs on the planet, no matter how they're cooked. Heck I'd even eat her egg raw. Even if she is a carrier of salmonella it'd be worth it in the end because I could say that I ate one of Aya's divine pure white orbs of mouthwatering goodness. Just thinking about cracking open one of Aya's show white ovals into the pan and hearing the sizzle and smelling and filling my head with basically pure Aya essence fills me with ecstasy, even if it's just the mere thought. Oh god what I'd do for a chance to taste the sovereignty of the flavors dancing on my tongue knowing that those flavors came out of Aya in the shape of an oblong sphere like object. Who I'd kill just for a chance to smell the musk on Aya's freshly laid eggs. Please god just grant me this one chance. This one favor. The last and final thing I need in life is a couple of Aya's freshly laid eggs still coated in the fluids that come out of her body. Please let me watch her lay her eggs and her cloaca expanding as she pushes out a fresh steamy warm unfertilized egg right in front of me. Oh what I'd do to suck out the egg right from the cloaca and swallow it whole like a snake.

Aya was the main perpetrator for creating the fake moon landing

Hey guys, did you know that Aya was the main perpetrator for creating the fake moon landing? Yeah, it's actually Aya who orchestrated the whole thing. The whole "space race being an arms race to show whose technology is more superior" is just a cover story made by this conniving bird. Aya isn't the only person who faked it, she had the help of Nitori and the advanced for outside world humans at the time, greenscreen technology and CGI, though unwillingly as Aya had some dirt on her that could ruin her business and PR.

Now you gotta be wondering why she did it. Well, first of all it's to fool the lunarians into believing that people did land on the moon and are powerful enough to take them on. Making the lunarians believe that outside world humans are more powerful than they could ever imagine. The cover story also affecting humans are just an unintended consequence. There was also the motive of profit, the 25 BILLION dollars is a LOT of money, and all she had to do was a fake a moon landing? That's a steal for her! And the scariest reason she did it is to show that she can do it, for shits and giggles! Can you believe it? Orchestrating the biggest conspiracy in the planet that humans landed on the moon, labeled a momentous achievement for humans but was actually faked. Faked by this so called "Pure and honest" reporter.

NASA didn't fake the moon landings just to avoid humiliation, Aya's information network is so vast that it actually covers the outside world too so she has dirt on NASA as well, if word got out that the moon landing was fake. Hundreds, even thousands of leaked sensitive information that could ruin the administration.

And most importantly, Aya is a great photographer and photo editor, she is REALLY good at it. She can doctor any image and make it so convincing you would be swayed by her photos and sweet little lies she does. You think Aya's just your average paparazzo who takes nude pictures, but you'd be dead wrong. She is probably the most informed character in all of gensokyo and has enough skills in manipulation and data suppression that she actually has the whole world at her fingertips.