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Dickmas is finally here!

    Hey there you raw-dogging reindeer 🦌 🦌 🍆 💦 💦 😋 you egregious elves 🧝🏼+🧝🏽‍♀️= 🏕 🔞🌚you nefarious naughty listers 👨🏻 ✊🏼 🥖 💦 📝 it’s time to pop the cherry 🍒🚫 🤷🏻‍♀️ in Virgin Mary 🔑🦵🏼🔒🦵🏼 and take a hoe 💁🏽‍♀️ under the missletoe 🍃 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💦 🔞because it’s finally DICKmas!!! 🎄🎄💦💦💦 🎅🏻 So if you’re down for some foreplay in the sleigh 🛷 🥴 ✊🏼 🥖 💨 👵🏻 and wanna get whimsy 😏 inside the chimney 🪵 🔥 🥵 😉 👌🏼 then stop the shopping 🛒 🛍 and give your girl a cocking 🍆 🍆 💦 🤤 in her lady stocking 🥖 💦 🧦 so that you roast 🔥 those chestnuts 🌰 🌰 🐿 💦 🥛 in her all night long 😩 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 Ever since Mary 👧 and HOEseph 👦🏻 brought that baby outta the barn 👶🏼 🍼 💦 ✝️ this whole world 🌎 has gotten freaky 👉🏻 👌🏼 ♾ 😏 and frisky 🥵 💦 🛀🏼 to satisfy their significunt others 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍆💦💦 🍑 = 🤰🏽🤤🤤Hoepfully you’ve shaved and behaved 🪒 🧼 👨🏻‍🦲 🍆 😉 , so you can take off that ugly sweater 🚫🧥 🥖 💦 ✋🏻 😳 ✋🏻 and make her drool 🤤 🤤 on a spool 🧵 of your man wool 🐑 🐑 💨 🖖🏼👁👅👁🖖🏼for the 25 days of FISTmas 👊🏼 👁👄👁👊🏼 If that option doesn’t suit her “ute” 🖐🐸 🤚👅👅👅👅🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼 then fertilize another egg 🥚 🍼 💦 = 👶🏼 so you can snog 💋 on the nog 🥛 😵 ⚡️ while keeping a fist list ✊🏼 🖊 💦 📝 of all the naughty thotties 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️in Santa’s twerkshop 🍆 💦 💦 🍑 So ditch the secret Santa 🎅🏻 🎅🏻 🍆 💦 🦌 😳 and white elephant 🐘 unless you’re giving her some trunk spunk 😏 👏🏻 🦴 💦 💦 🤤 and go out in the mist 🌫 🌧💆🏻‍♀️to get put on the naughty list 🙋🏻‍♂️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️Send this to 10 slutty Santa’s helpers 👨🏻 🥖 💦 💦 💁🏽‍♀️ 🎄 so you can give her a rimmy 👅 🍑 in the chimney ⛺️ 🛌🔞 😏 or else, the only Candy cane getting licked 👅 🦵🏼♦️🦵🏼😩 will be in the candy shop 🍭 😜 🦌 🦌 🛷 💦 💦 🎅🏻 🎄

    ITS THE WINTER ❄️ SOLSTICE BITCHES!! ☃️

      ITS THE WINTER ❄️ SOLSTICE BITCHES!!😩😩😩 and you know 👌🏽 what that means 😉 its the shortest 😩 day of the year and it's gonna be cold and wet all night long. ⛄️😩 Today ❤️ is the beginning of WINTER!!! 😫 From 5️⃣ at night 💯 to 7️⃣ in the morning 💯 you can 🎉 expect the moon to 😉FUCK😍 your skin up 👊🏻 Put on your CUMblock coat 💦 and your SLUTTIEST scarf 🧣 and hat🎩 because the winds💨 chills 🥶 will BLOW 🌪 you away 😗💨 Look out for STEAMING 💦😫 MUGS ☕️ in the moonlight 🌝🌚 DADDY'S 😩 day was yesterday, 👌🏿 today is for you 😩😩 Go in and warm ur fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 by the fireplace🔥 Send this to🖐🏾ten🖐🏾 of your COLDEST 🙌 HOES 🙋‍♀️ If you get 0️⃣ back then u a WARM 😫 spring day If u get 5️⃣ back then ur a cold ❄️🌨❄️ ass SNOWMAN ⛄️ but ☝🏽️ If u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then u get 💦 ALL 💦 CUMMIES 💦 Enjoy ur winter HOTTIE ☺️🙏🏽

      Is it I, YandereDick.

        Original Yandere Dev copypasta
        Is it I, YandereDick. I have an important announcement to make. Yes, development began 6 years ago. But my sperm is much more ambitious and complex than an average cum. The premise itself may seem straightforward, but the number of sperms and volume of my cum is comparable to that of a cum lord. It's unrealistic to expect cum like this to reach the optimization stage in less than 6 years, simply due to the unusually large volume and sperm count of the cum, coupled with the fact that it's mostly being developed by a single testicle. Nobody can accurately estimate how long it should take to reach the egg, because there isn't a pre-existing ejaculation that my cum can be compared to.

        It seems only 4 Hearts of Iron will take down the Axis.

          Churchill told Roosevelt, Stalin, and, De Gaulle."

"Only by blood alone, can we win this, which is why you need to awaken your inner tiger and take no step back. we must stand together for victory, for there is only death or dishonor. we must fund the la resistance, man our guns and defeat the axis armour pack."

-Churchill said

          Did you just say ‘Nepal’?

            DID YOU JUST SAY NEPAL??!!??!! 😯😯😯🤯🤯🤯 OMGOMGOMG!!!!! I AM FROM NEPAL‼️‼️ 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵 🤩🤩🤩 NEPAL IS THE BESTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD‼️‼️ 😘😘😘😘 DID YOU KNOW??🤔🤔🤔 MOUNT EVEREST IS IN NEPAL!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎 AND DON'T FORGET THAT BUDDHA WAS BORN IN NEPAL!!!! 😊😊😊😊🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵 BUT THOSE INDIANS CLAIM EVERYTHING SO DON'T BELIEVE THEM‼️‼️ 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 WE GOT THE BEST FOOD.....🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 YES!! I LIKE MOMO, HOW DID YOU KNOW ⁉️❓ 🤯🤯🤯😁😁😁 PLEASE DON'T CALL US INDIAN OR CHINESE ‼️‼️ 😤😤😤😤 ALSO YOU SHOULD LEARN ABOUT THE HISTORY OF OUR BRAVE GORKHA ARMY!!!!! 😃😃😃😃😃 THEY ARE THE MOST BRAVEST SOLDIERS 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 NEPAL IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD‼️‼️ 😍😍😍😍😍 PLEASE VISIT NEPAL SOON 🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰🥰🥰 I HATE THOSE POLITICIANS ‼️‼️🤬🤬🤬 OTHERWISE NEPAL WILL BE THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🤤🤤🤑🤑🤑🤑 BUT WE ARE VERY KIND PEOPLE 😅😅😅😅😘😘 PLEASE VISIT MY COUNTRY 🥹🥹🥹😊😊😊 JAY NEPAL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🫡🫡😍🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

            THE JOKE IS SEX!

              get it 😍😍 the joke is that 🤯🤯🤯🤯 the woman is about to lift her shirt🤯🤯😰😼😼😼😼 but the video 📼📼📼 cuts ✂️✂️✂️to something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1😅😅😅😅😅😅😅the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😼😼😼😼😼😼 i cant believe op trolled🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌me like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦in my hand ✊✊✊✊✊✊what a silly goober‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕‼️❕‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩💥