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Oh๐Ÿ˜ฑyou๐Ÿซต๐Ÿปare thinking๐Ÿค”about๐Ÿ’ญmy๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผpenis๐Ÿ†huh???

    Oh๐Ÿ˜ฑyou๐Ÿซต๐Ÿปare thinking๐Ÿค”about๐Ÿ’ญmy๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผpenis๐Ÿ†huh??? My massive๐Ÿ˜ƒthrobbingโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅcock๐Ÿ”? My ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธig ol'๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟfleshy๐Ÿฅฉanaconda๐Ÿ? My lowโฌ‡๏ธ hanging๐Ÿ“ฟthird๐Ÿฅ‰leg๐Ÿ—? My underwear-stretching๐Ÿฉฒ๐Ÿ˜ฉ, ass ๐Ÿ‘ hollowing๐Ÿฉ, bitch-making๐Ÿฉpocket๐Ÿ‘–rocket๐Ÿš€? You๐Ÿซต๐Ÿปmean this๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผgod๐ŸŒฉtier ๐Ÿ”ฅhot-to-the-touch๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’‰vein-popping๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ pornstar-grade๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿซcock๐ŸŒ?

    Runaway

      Runaway by Kanye West emojified
      she ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ฉ find โœ” pictures ๐Ÿšบ in ๐Ÿ• my ๐Ÿ™‚ email ๐Ÿ’ป I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‹ sent โœ‰๐Ÿ“ฌ this ๐Ÿ”ฅโฌ† bitch ๐Ÿป a picture of ๐Ÿ‘‰โ— my ๐Ÿ’ต dick ๐Ÿ† I ๐Ÿ˜ฉ don't ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ก know ๐Ÿ“™ what it ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ’ฏ is with females ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉ But ๐Ÿคšโ˜ I'm not ๐Ÿšซ too ๐Ÿ˜ก good at ๐Ÿ˜ฉ that โช๐Ÿ˜ shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ See, ๐Ÿ™‰ I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ could ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘ˆ have ๐Ÿˆถ me a good ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ‘Œ girl โ™€๐Ÿ˜ And still be ๐Ÿ˜ฑ addicted to ๐Ÿ‘จ them ๐Ÿ˜ญ hood ๐Ÿš๐Ÿš rats And ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜ฝ I ๐Ÿ‘ˆ just ๐Ÿค” blame everything ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™Œ on ๐Ÿ˜ you ๐Ÿ‘‰ At ๐Ÿ‘ least ๐Ÿ‘ you ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ˜ know ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ฑ that's ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸšŸ what I'm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‚ good ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ at ๐Ÿ‘…

      Gay version

      That's the biggest cock I ever seen ๐Ÿ‘€ Straight up out a gay porn scene ๐ŸŽฅ Who knew how big it is that dick ๐Ÿ˜ That turned me on like Stephen King ๐Ÿฅต Up late night there's precum ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’ง Fully erect even when I didn't start suckin' ๐Ÿ† I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock ๐Ÿ˜ณ I always drink his cum, oh ๐Ÿคค
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You always make me suck your cock ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I think it's your turn now ๐Ÿ˜Š I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You really need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ I think I'm bussing now ๐Ÿ˜ซ Drop it, drop it ๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿซณ 'Cause I just want that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ Keep movin' that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ When it's going to cum your Robocock? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฆ Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’‹
      
      Just looking at your search history ๐Ÿ’ป I know you love gay pornography ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ณ He said why I'm looking at his private things ๐Ÿ˜ก Well, my bussy's gonna bleed tonight ๐Ÿ˜ฃ Honestly I don't care 'cause that turns me on ๐Ÿ˜ Keep enough cum, I'm the cumbox now ๐Ÿ’จ I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock ๐Ÿ˜ณ I always drink his cum, oh ๐Ÿคค
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You always make me suck your cock ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ I think it's your turn now ๐Ÿ˜Š I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You really need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ I think I'm bussing now ๐Ÿ˜ซ Drop it, drop it ๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿซณ 'Cause I just want that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ Keep movin' that Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒ When it's going to cum your Robocock? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฆ Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’‹ Somebody please make him stop ๐Ÿ›‘
      
      Stop, suck, blow-job ๐Ÿ‘„ B- I'm hot, I ๐Ÿ”ฅ Ain't used to being told, "Stop" ๐Ÿ˜ So I could be your femboy ๐Ÿšบ Fast or slow, how you would like the blowjob? ๐Ÿฅฐ Now, now now you'll cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ Now, now now you'll cum ๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah, I grabbed his cock, he's so turned on ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ You get horny when you know ๐Ÿฅต So just don't ask me how to suck ๐Ÿคช
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh, uh ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Yeah, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
      
      You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต (you need to suck me now) You homosexual horny guy ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™Š You're just a horny guy ๐Ÿฅต (you need to suck me now)
      
      Oh, you're fucking me ๐Ÿ˜– You must be cumming ๐Ÿ’ฆ Or you are horny ๐ŸŒก Oh, oh, you're fucking me ๐Ÿ˜– Oh, you're fucking me Ahh~, that was a good one ๐Ÿฅต My ass is full of cum now ๐Ÿ˜ซ My ass is full of cum now ๐Ÿ˜ซ You need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅบ You need to suck me now ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅบ Oh, you are sucking now โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

      Rodriguez is never going to play football again

        Mate, Rodriguez is never going to play football again, itโ€™s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Ancelotti doesnโ€™t want the team being distracted by the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves havenโ€™t even been told, itโ€™s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks - a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, itโ€™s why Real got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Everton thought it was worth a punt just for the shirt sales in Colombia. Itโ€™s weakened his body which is why heโ€™s only managed 60 minutes here and there. Remember the โ€œbruised testicleโ€ earlier in the season. Hormones. After the Anfield game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, thatโ€™s why heโ€™s not been seen since. He has it done last week. FA says he canโ€™t play in the mens game anymore. Theyโ€™ve chopped his dick off lad.

        Please donโ€™t worry. If you go to the police department they will immediately open an investigation

          Please donโ€™t worry. If you go to the police department they will immediately open an investigation on this crime utilizing all available resources. Just be prepared to talk with multiple special detectives that will be enthusiastically on the case. You can expect first class white glove treatment from the moment you are happily greeted when you walk through the door. It is very clear to them that they are public servants and get paid from taxpayer dollars.

          Poop made me asexual

            I know, we all do it. I do it. You do it. We all do it. I even enjoy it. I do not, however, enjoy the fact that others do it. Pooping is simply necessary for survival.
            
            For some reason for me personally when I'm dating someone, or I am close with someone, the relationship sours in my mind the second I get any clues that they're pooping. For a long time I was able to ignore it and just think about other things, but my past few relationships have really brought to light how much I hate it.
            
            It was a normal occurrence in my pan-sexual days where I'd go on a few dates (I always preferred women or trans-women/trans-men), and things would be going well. There'd eventually get to be a point where an overnight stay happens and they'd disappear to the bathroom for 7-10 minutes, the smell of Poo-Pourri fresh in the air, they'd walk out feeling proud and refreshed... myself? I felt disgusted. I never would verbalize my feelings as I always preferred to internalize.. I hate that goddamned smell. It's not a pleasant smell at all. It's a "there's poop here" flag, waved high and proud.
            
            In the past this would be a small dip in a sin-wave that would be our budding relationship. I'd get over it, and forget. I'd do things that helped me avoid the fact that my partner poops. Something clicked in my head in recent years and now I constantly think about it. When someone I'm dating tells me he or she wants to go get food I'd hear "Let's go load up with future poop!" When we'd eat something healthier all I could think about is how disgusting this compose-like substance will be as it gets processed through their body likely ending up in my toilet the next day. I'm constantly worried about particles getting on me and my ex even refused to wash her hands after pooping because "she doesn't even touch herself" (this may be part of what asexualized me).
            
            I. Fucking. Hate. That. We. Poop.

            Boykisser? I was a boykisser once.

              Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser.

              Based on the ‘Crazy? I was crazy once.‘ pasta