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My favorite character is the reaper guy

    Reaper guy from Overwatch copypasta
    My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

    I have realised that Lamar’s roast is actually incredible.

      By acting as if he's in a hurry and talking quickly, he eliminates the opportunity for Franklin to counterattack, meaning that he can continue delivering his verbal abuse. The use of the phrase "yee-yee" is especially clever as it has very loose meanings and is utilised to further demean Franklin while not being necessarily rude, as well as fitting nicely into the rhythm of Lamar's "smack-talk" as they call it. Since a person's hair is usually one of their most standout and noticeable features, by ridiculing his, Lamar makes Franklin's identity feel attacked and being shorter means that he's opened to the perspective of one taller than himself having to look down at it, making him especially self-conscious. Furthermore, by berating Franklin's female partner, Lamar starts to get very personal with him which makes the insults even harsher, while also making Franklin feel inadequate in romantic relationships. As well as this, feigning uncertainty of her secret partner's occupation and referring to contemporarily intelligent and respectable vocations such as "lawyer" and "brain surgeon" Lamar attacks Franklin's lack of a formal education and business smarts. Finally, the strange and belittling way he says "nneEegaahh" further aims to make Franklin seems foolish and by slightly squatting to make eye contact, Lamar subtly roasts Franklin's stature again, as well as his status, making him feel like an insignificant child.

      Bheeeeeeemm!!🦧 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡

        Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧
        
        Bheem ki shakti ⚡, dhoom machaye 😩, general wale 🤡, maa chudaye 🙏🏻. Quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥳, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😘, Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥰.
        
        Dil ka ye rangeen 🏳‍🌈, seats khane ki machine 😄... Reservation ka shaukeen 🛐. Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥸. SC/ST ka ye yaar 😜, OBC ka madadgaar 🥵. Haa haa haa, general ki maare ye gaand 🍑. Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😳. General ki naukri kha jaye Bheem, shakti aisi dikhaye 🤟.
        
        Bheeeeeeemm! 🦧
        
        Bheem ki shakti ⚡, dhoom machaye 😩, general wale 🤡, maa chudaye 🙏🏻. Quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥳, quota Bheem quota Bheem 😘, Bheem Bheem Bheem 💪, quota Bheem quota Bheem 🥰.
        Bheeeeeeemm!!🦧 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡ Dhoom machaye 😩 General walee 🤡 Maa chudaye 🙏🏻 Quota bheem Quota bheem 🥳 Quota bheem Quota bheem😘 Bheem bheem bheem 💪 Quota bheem quota bheem 🥰 Dil ka ye rangeen 🏳‍🌈 Seats khane ki machine😄 Reservation ka shaukeen🛐 Bheem bheem bheem 💪 Quota bheem quota bheem 🥸 SC/ST ka ye yaar😜 OBC ka madadgaar🥵 Haa haa haa, General ki maare ye gaan🍑 Bhim bhim bhim💪 Quota bheem Quota bheem😳 General ki naukri kha jaye ; bheem shakti aisi dikhaye🤟 Bheeeemm🛐 Bheem ki shaktiiiii ⚡ Dhoom machaye 😩 General walee 🤡 Maa chudaye 🙏🏻 Quota bheem Quota bheem 🥳 Quota bheem Quota bheem😘 Bheem bheem bheem 💪 Quota bheem quota bheem 🥰

        Taking a shit saved my life

          A story about how taking a shit saved someones life
          I was ready to kill myself, I had the suicide note ready and everything. Before heading out to buy some rope for a hangmans noose I suddenly had the urge to shit and figured, why the hell not, one last shit wouldn't hurt. Sat down on the toilet and opened up twitter since I always get bored on the toilet. Saw a funny thread, liked it, and shared it with the only real friend I have.
          
          After taking a shit I realised I no longer had the urge to buy the rope. My 'post-shit clarity' came to my senses and I started thinking about all the things I would leave behind like my siblings, my friends, and my dog and rabbit, and how distraught they would be if I went through with my actions.
          
          No longer do I feel the need to kill myself. Although I may not have much to live for, I would still be leaving behind friends and family, so I will keep trying my best to make them proud.
          
          Thank you, poop.

          Roblox Female Face

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            Kirby is hot

              Cursed Kirby copypasta
              Bro like why the FUCK Kirby looks goddamn fuckable. Think about it, according to wikipedia kirbo is 8 inches tall. That makes him the perfect height to just pick up and fucking slam your dick down its stupid fucking face. And dont even get me STARTED on that mouth. Like holy fucking shit IMAGINE the head that you would recieve, I dont fucking care if it would kill me. kirb head would deliver me to the afterlife. And the greatest fucking part, kirbs has no teeth and is stretchy and squishable. He has the fucking anatomy of a fleshlight. You cant fucking say this isnt intended. God fucking dammit nintendo why the fuck was kirbi not the star of bayonetta, I want to see that fucking stupid sexy pink bitch get down and dirty on my dick. God I want to fucking bust inside that kirbussy. I dont even know if kerb has a fucking pussy, dick, or whatever. He has a mouth that has been proven to give the greatest succ in all of nintendo lore. Why are people not wildin out about this? why the fuck is everyone furiously beating off to pokemon and underaged girls when theres nothing wrong with using a fleshlight that says poyo. I am rock fucking solid just imaginging that steamy hot blob drenched in my splooge, absolutely dick drunk from going 8 hours doing nothing but sapping me dry of every drop of man milk. korb doesnt even have to breathe probably, you could just tie him up and use him how ever hard or how ever long you want. We KNOW hes the strongest character in all of smash bros, ITS IN THE FUCKING LORE. fucking slut would give you a mad sloppy and be ready for more. fuck I cant take it anymore