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Belligol

    Belligol is a meme based on Bellingham pose
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    BELLIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
BELLIGOL
BELLINGHAM, É ELE
📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
O ILUMINADO, DO BELLINGHAM, MAS PODE CHAMALO
DE BELLIGOLL, O INÍCIO AVASSALADOR EM LA LIGA
    BELLIGOL, BELLIGOL, BELLIGHAAAA
    BELLIGOLL BELLIGOLL BELLINGHAM, É ELE 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸 O ILUMINADO, DO BELLINGHAM, MAS PODE CHAMALO DE BELLIGOLL, O INÍCIO AVASSALADOR EM LA LIGA 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸 É O QUINTO GOL DELE EM 4 JOGOS, DENTRO DE CASA. PRIMEIRO GOL NO SANTIAGO BERNADEL, VIRANDO O JOGO PARA O REAL MADRID O NOME DELE É BELLINGHAM, ELE JÁ MORA NO CORAÇÃO DO TORCEDOR MERENGUE 📸📸📸📸📸📸 VIRA, VIRA DO REAL MADRID NO APAGAR DAS LUZES, E O BELLINGHAM ELE TAVA LA, A BOLA SORRIU PRA ELE, SENTIU O CHEIRO DO PERFUME BELLINGHAM, QUE CONTRATAÇÃO MARAVILHOSA! O GAROTO DE OURO QUE CHEGOU PRA FAZER O INÍCIO REALMENTE AVASSALADOR EM LA LIGA IMPRECIONANTE! 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸 ESSE COMEÇO DE LA LIGA DESSE JOGADOR INGLÊS
    beligol👐🏽beligol👐🏽bellingham👐🏽éELEe 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸uIluminado🔦🕯💡
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    🗣️ BELLI GOL
🗣️ BELLI GOL
🗣️ BELLINGHAM
🗣️ É EEEEEEELE
📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
🗣️ O ILUMINADO
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    Clippers meeting with Durant was “intense” and “at one point Steve Ballmer was crying”

      Clippers meeting with Durant was “intense” and “at one point Steve Ballmer was crying” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned

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      Palafox

        Palafox copypasta
        I have met him in a scrimmage, and my opponent, midfielder Palafox, is powerful and seems like a genius.
        I have met him in bed, and my girlfriend's boyfriend, midfielder Palafox, is powerful and seems like a genius.

        Origin of the Palafox meme

        It was an extremely poor translation of Xiaohu’s quote during an interview. The quote was fed through Google Translate, hence the mistranslated ‘midfielder’ as Google did not understand esports terms. A better translation would be “Palafox is a talented midlander with a lot of potential for growth”

        People latched onto the mistranslation because it was funny, then it became a super meme once NRG beat G2.

        Quote from Xiaohu during an interview. Xiaohu praised the performance of Palafox during scrims, which seems kinda funny given all the other midlaners present like Faker, Chovy, Showmaker just to name a few. Weibo proceeded to stomp NRG day 1 with Xiaohu solo killing Palafox, solidifying the meme status of the quite.

        Sylveon (good ending)

          Sylveon good ending copypasta
          Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Human and Pokémon friendship, Sylveon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they super cute, they’re also a very empathetic fairy type. Sylveon are an average of 3"03' tall and 51.8 pounds. this means they're optimal for giving a hug when you’re sad, and with their impressive Base stats for Special Defense and access to Psych Up you can be sure that it will be able to understand and help you through your stressful emotions. Due to their long ribbon-like feelers there's no doubt in my mind that any Sylveon hug would be a great source of comfort, and they emit a soothing aura to ensure your stress melts away. They can also learn the moves Disarming Voice and Growl, so it’ll easily know how to control its volume as to not alarm you. With their abilities Cute Charm and Pixilate they can easily bond with you and help make normal life feel vibrant. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you make Sylveon some of its favorite food, it will always make a point to share some with you! Sylveon is literally built to be a good friend. Ungodly Special Defense stat + natural empathy means it can withstand even the most difficult day, depression, anxiety, or whatever, they’re always ready to be there for you.

          Bloodborne boosts testosterone?

            I've been playing Bloodborne for the last 3 weeks and have noticed significant changes in my personality. I recently went for a stroll around my college campus and encountered a flock of fraternity boys, and couldn't help thinking that I could completely rock their shit with my moonlight great-sword. Similarly, in class as my professor was handing me an assignment, I upped my pistol and shot him within the parry window, however, there was no time for a visceral, he just collapsed unfortunately. I am writing this reddit post from a state penitentiary, and all i have left to say is, these other inmates about to fear the old blood.

            Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me?

              You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
              byu/MelanieWalmartinez inshitposting
              Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha
              She took the midnight train going anywhere.