To the four people that told me I need to go to Wintertodt to train fire making today:
No I do not. Even if I was an Ironman, which I am not, I still don't have to.
I've been lighting fires since 2003 Sonny Jim and it works just as well now as it did then.
You didn't even know about Runescape until you saw that twitch promotion in 2017.
Yeah sure, you have a maxed main now and I don't, but let me tell you this:
I've been having fun on this game ever since I started 20 years ago, and you sir, have been depressed.
Did you enjoy Runescape today? I click the thumbs up with my computer mouse.
You fumble around with your chubby fingers on some smart device, and every day you press the thumbs down. It's been proven.
So you head back to Wintertodt mate. I'm gonna take a break and go for a quick PK trip at rune rocks. And you know what? I'm gonna laugh when I get pked by a clan, because I'm used to dying in this game, and it doesn't scare me.
When they call me a rat I have a little chuckle to myself because I know it's just a game.
When they call you a rat, you actually go check the mirror, and sure enough, you see beedy black eyes, a long snout and whiskers staring back at you. The sad thing is, you have done this to yourself. It wasn't the pkers, it wasn't Jagex, it was you all along.
That's all, go have some fun guys. Put a smile on your dial.
I met Ash 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old cousin while my uncle got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my cousin, and who walks in but mod fucking Ash himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there sipping a cup of tea and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my cousin started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Ash, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Ash put down his cup of tea, picked up my cousin and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
Trump lost
Hitler lost
The Nazis lost
Fascist Italy lost
Imperial Japan lost
/pol/ lost
/qa/ lost
The Tsarists lost
The Confederacy lost
Q was wrong
The capitol riots failed
Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
Trump was not reinstated
Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
There will never be another Republican president ever again
Proud boys are being tortured in prison
Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
Gavin Newsom was not recalled
Vaccines and masks work
The Right lost the culture war
Black Lives Matter
Trans movement has been a total success
Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
You are being bred out
You are being phased out
You are being replaced
Your kind is on the way to extinction
The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
You will never have sex
You will die alone
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What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
>YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
>YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
>YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
>YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FORTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
>YOU WILL REJECT GOD
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
>YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
>YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
>YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
>YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
>YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
>YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
>YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
>AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY.
Another variation of “New Normal”
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....
>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........
>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS
>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES
>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER
>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK
>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS
>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.
>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING
>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING
>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES
>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS
>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE
>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS
>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN
>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS
>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS
>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES
>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK
>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY
>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE"
>YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES
>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™
>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND
>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY
>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT
>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE
>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
