I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hanabi. I try to play tank. Our hanabi receives more damage. I try to play support. Our hanabi keeps on dying. I try to play core. Our hanabi keeps on diving. I want to play Marksman. The enemy team has hanabi. I want to play mage, exp. My allies all want to use hanabi.
She grabs me by the throat. I tank for her. I gank for her. I give her the gold grab. She isn't satisfied. I use the flask of the oasis. "I don't need this much shield i already have aegis and rose gold" she tells me. "Give me more sets." She grabs Tigriel and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to feed me more. I can deal more damage in late game."
I can't set for her anymore, I don't have enough HP. She baits the enemy to my location. I die. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Higanbana. She says "Forbidden Jutsu: Higanbana" There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, physical basic atk and petal barage. What a cruel world.
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I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Seia as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Peni.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Peni. Every day I would wake up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her tight pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows is to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she will get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum everyday that she will look pregnant even when she isn't, which she'll never be after we're married.
I would do everything in my power to make Peni look as fertile as possible: I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd ger her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go twelve hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her homemade lactation-inducing biscuits to help her get a point of hyper lactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day, which I will save and drink just so I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her. I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something.
She would be so pregnant all the time she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate her pregnant belly. Even after when she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I would synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
Imagine marrying Peni and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her superhero duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full-body hug you, crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Peni is glowing and her hero activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Peni has to stop her hero activities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Peni's face when her doctor tells her she would have to take a break on her spidergirl activities for a while because she is carrying triplets and the excessive movement is doing more harm than good. Imagine Peni reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop doing her vigilantism for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7-month-old-pregnant wife Peni raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look in her face when you find her, like a puppy that gnawed holes into your pillow.