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AI Pokimane fan tweet

    Pokimane AI Tweet
    My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:

All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely

So in total I love you Pokimane...My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely

Dude here's what I need from you, I need for you to make me as beautiful as I am to you and I will do the same for you so you can take you from this world. Then we will live a life full of happiness. will ask you to have sex with me in the next 10 days, If we don't have sex, or if I fail to tell you I love you or want you, i will just be wondering about our life together with my soul longing for yours and without you my life would be nothing but a funeral. Will do anything to be with you.

    Does the Pope shit in his hat?

      Pope copypasta
      Does the pope shit in his hat?

I don't know if he shits in his own hat, but he's shit in mine quite a few times. I don't know how or why he does it, but at least a couple times a year, I'll be in my apartment by myself, just living my life, and all of a sudden I'll hear this loud moan followed by giggling and an absolutely horrific smell. At this point I know it's him once I hear the moan, so I get up to try to catch him, but before I can, he's already in the front doorway giving me this stupid smirk. I always try to reach out and grab him, but he just winks and runs off to the Popemobile idling outside.

Just to be clear, I live in Chicago, not the Vatican, and as far as I can tell, he's coming out here just to shit in my hat. There are no big news stories about him visiting or anything like that, but there is a page in an official Vatican site that shows his travel schedule and it always says he had to make a brief visit for "holy administrative purposes". It's also worth noting that he's in full the full Pope outfit when he does this, so it's pretty impressive that he can move as fast as he does, especially considering his age.

      Saul Badman

        Saul Badman copypasta
        Original Saul Goodman copypasta
        Hi I'm Saul Badman. Did you know that you didn't have rights? The Constitution says you don't. And so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every man, woman, and child in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Albuquerque! Better not call Saul. Saul Badman, not an attorney

        Guys I lost my virginity to my beautiful girlfriend!

          We’ve been dating for several months and I finally asked the question and she agreed! So I bought condoms from the market and she came over to my place. We played video games and after I won the last match she said she was ready so we both went to my room and we did the deed. It was awkward at first and I didn’t last long 😅but it was overall enjoyable for both of us, and we cuddle together naked and it felt great.

After the cuddling I took my schizophrenia pills along with some water. I turned back and strangely she was gone and all there was, was a body pillow with a hole cut in it.

Oh well she must be busy but yeah today was a great day :P

          Navy Seals Japan version

            Nani the fuck did you just say to me
            Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

            Spotify – Want a break from the ads?

              Spotify copypasta
              Want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music. (guitar playing)
              Want a break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video you'll recieve 30 minutes of ad free music.
              Thanks for listening to Spotify. No, really. You could've listened to the radio. You could've spun some vinyl. You could've played a cassette tape. You could've listened to an eight track tape, if you knew what an eight track tape looked like. But you listened to Spotify. Thanks for that. And you still have hundreds of more playlists to enjoy
              Want a break from the ads copy paste
              Want a break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video you'll get 30 minutes of ad free music! Yes, really! If you tap now you'll get 30 minutes of ad free music! So what are you waiting for? I'm still waiting.. Why aren't you tapping? Don't you want 30 minutes of ad free music? If you tap now and watch the short video you'll get 30 minutes of ad free music! It's that easy! If you want to be free from the ads forever consider buying spotify premium! With spotify premium, you get ad free music, forever! And if you tap below you can get the first 3 months for free! Terms and Conditions apply
              Want a break from the AUGHHHHH? If you tap now to watch a short AUGHHHHH you'll get 30 minutes of AUGHHHHH! Yes, really! If you AUGH now to watch a short AUGH you'll get 30 minutes of AUGHHHHHHHHHHH
              Wanna break from the ads? 🙂🙂😎😎😌 If you tap NOW 🚨 to watch a short video, 😳😳😳🤫 You’ll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. 😍😍😜🥹😝🤩

Yes, really! 👍👍👍 If you tap now to watch a short video, 😌😌🤫🤫 You’ll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. 😎😮😮🥶😃😃😍😜
              Wanna break from the ads? If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes from ad free music. Yes, really! If you tap now to watch a short video, you’ll receive 30 minutes of ad free music.