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The objectification of gd users has gone too far

    So there I am, eating my lunch playing gd when a group of females come up to me, obviously trying to flirt with me, talking about what my hardest is or something. They eventually stopped talking to me though for some reason as soon as I started demonstrating my clearly superior skill and intellect at the game (I don't see why honestly).

This has not been an isolated incident, for the past several weeks at my middle school every woman has tried to court me. I've even gone as far as to sit in the most isolated part of the lunch room away from everywhere else and put my stuff to block anyone sitting next to me, but an asian girl (5/10 imo) literally moved my stuff and started talking to me about how difficult Acu is. Listen, I don't care about your "difficult" levels, Acu is FAR from a challenge. I don't struggle on levels. and after repeatedly demonstrating that I was not interested in "Playing Pickle Chamber by Acratic" she finally left me alone. I wish these girls would just stop worshiping me just because I've done a main list level (which was not even remotely hard for me btw).

The worst ones are the ones that don't even play gd. We'll be having a nice, normal conversation and the topic of what games I play comes up. As soon as I mention the letters "GD" I see the change immediately. The blushing and flustering, the clear advances, and so on. What makes a lowly non-gd player think they would EVER have a chance with me? What makes them think I would ever have a family that considers Touhou a rhythm "game" worth playing?

Now, you may think I'm just extremely handsome (which I am) and that's what causes this, however my decently attractive acquaintances who play OSU (not smart enough to be considered friends imo) have no problems with this.

People need to stop fetishizing us GD players. If you just want cheap sex, literally the Minecraft normies are right there. Anyone else agree?

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      I just got a new keyboard and I realized I haven't typed anything vulgar or explicit on it yet, which makes me feel like it's a virgin keyboard. I almost don't want to either because just thinking about it feels dirty or sinful. It's making me seriously consider that I might want to swap it out with my old keyboard before I do decide to engage in any immoral behavior. Who knows, maybe one day I won't care as much and I'll be ready to pop her cherry mx.

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          Skibidi Toilet or Creeper

            Russian kid asking 'Skibidi Toilet or Creeper' meme
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            Che sibidi toyulet or cripper🧐yaveh pyeram, skibidi toyilet nyeluveh cripper💣skinye hahaha skibi oooo yaloveh daymonds💎💎 yaeh sum tokeh buggatehh🚗yeeeeees😍getsam buggateh.. OHHH NYEEE CRIPPER OH NYEEEE NYEHHH CRIPPER REPENTO😱😰😰HUH SKIBITY TOILET 🚽BRRRR SKIBIDI DOY DOY DOY YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP SKIBIDI DOPPOTO DOPPOTO DOP
            Skibidi toilet or creeper? I choose skibidi toilet because I'm a sigma. So long, creeper!
Mining diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, yeah, mining diamonds… Oh no, there are too many creepers, somebody help! Ah, skibidi toilet, help me please! Skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes yes yes, skib, skibi dip, skibidi dabadoo dabadoo dabadoo da-
            Szkibidi toilet or creeper?
Ja wybieram…
Skibidi Toilet!
Nie lubie creeper!
Zgiń! HA HA HA!
Skibi-
Ja lubie diamond!
Jestem taki bogaty!
Yaaah!
(dies from lava)
            skibidi toilet or creeper, ja wybieram skibidi toilet, nie lubie creepera, zgiń! hahahaha, skibid- ja lubie diamnond ja jestem taki bogaty, jej, jestem bogaty, o nie creepery!! o nie, nie creepery, skibidi toilet!!!! brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes yes skib sibidi dip dabadoo dabadoo dziękuje skibidi toilet!!!!!!
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            THE SCHKIBIDI TOILET OR CREEPAERE YAVEPIERUM SCHKIBIDI TOILEET NOOBY CREEPAERE SCHEEN HAHAHAHA SCHIBID- OO YALODE DIAMONEYSH SHUKYUMPONDANTE YEEEEESH  GIZENBONKATE- OH NEEOOO CREETOILE OH NEEOO NEEOOO CREEPAERE LEDETO HUH SCHKIBIDI TOILET BRRRRRR SCHKIBIDI DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YES YES YES

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            *Little kid comes close to the lava pool*

Little kid: "Skibidi toilet or creeper? I will choose skibidi toilet, because I'm sigma, and creeper, goodbye!"

*location changes to a cave with diamond ore.*

Little kid: "Mining diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, yes, diamonds"

*location dramatically changes to the creeper lake. With creepers surrounding the little kid mining diamonds*

Little kid: "Oh no! That's too many of them, creepers! Someone help me! *Gasp* Skibidi toilet?! Help me please! *Kid singing skibidi music* Yes! Thank youuuuu"

The video ends, with a mysterious black screen. Only one black russian word is shown on the screen, which is translated as "End".

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