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    Roblox copypasta
    Hi bestie ✨

I am getting robux by i dont need a noob freind 🤕

*CHAngs avatar 💋

Bye poor ugly noob 🙄

I'm gonna buy robux and get revenge 😡😠😤😤

Hi mom can i have 871345895967182385 robuxes? 😪😪😪

No that to much honey 😨

I will eat you 👹👹👹

OMG just take all my money 😱😱😱😱😱

Thank you mother 🥰🥰

*buys 1940'581968102834 robux*💵💵

Wow i'm so rich lets make him jeaous 😈😈😎😎

OMG anna is htat you??!?! 😭😰😻

Yes its me 😍😘🙄💅

Want to be freinds again 😍😔

no you musty rat ######## 🙄

I'll add you in my freinds group 👿

Jack who is this rich gorl :0

She's my freind 😍

No im not ####### ##### 😡😡😡😡😡

And i oop- 👁👄👁

Anyways want to do face reveal since we're freinds for 0.12 second 💅

YeSs

YEsS

NOoOooOo 😰😭

I-I MEAN YES 😳

*mind* they will know im a 1 year old 😭😭😭😭

Here is me ✨✨✨

Omg how old are u ? 😳

5 almost 6

Im 4 💋

Why you were crying? 🤔

Bc mommy took away my ipad 😊

OMG DID YOU EAT HER 😨😨😨

Yes ofc 👁👄👁💅

Here is me 😎

OmG sO SasSY 😏

Your turn jack🙄

O ya!!

Thats no u 🥱

PrOof!??! 🙄🙄

*shows proof*

Show us ur real face or we kick u 👊

*accidentaly sends picture* 😭😭

OMG YOUR LIKE 2 😨😱

I'm actually 1 day old 😏😜

Can i add my sister 🙄

Ya sure

Hi ✨

Omg she's so rich how old is shue 😳😳😳

I'm still not born 💅

How did u have ipad in a womb 😭

My mom swalloed her ipad and i downloads roblocs 😭🙄✨😝

HAHAHA 🤣 ur a baby ✨✨✨

WHO U CALLIN A BABY 👹👹👹

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      AITA for roleplaying as Walter White during sex?

        I know the title sounds bad but please hear me out.

I (37M) and my wife (25F) have had complications with sex our entire marriage (4 years), but recently we’ve started having more and more sex recently! I love my wife, and she loves me I think.

Now onto the story: I have been a massive breaking bad fan for years, I have all the merch and funko pops. But my wife thinks it’s an “unhealthy obsession”, which is just completely and utterly false! We were in the mood 2 days ago and we started having hot steamy sex, and while I was grunting I said “Oh yeah Jesse, im gonna cook up your boy pussy!” And my wife instantly said “WHAT!?” And I, realising my mistake, said “Nothing, probably just the wind.”

We continued going at it and we were reaching the climax, as soon as I came I yelled “Jesse! Feel my crystal blue cum!” And my wife threw me off instantly and yelled “I’m done! I hate you and I hate your stupid breaking bad obsession, and I’ve been fucking another guy because you won’t shut up about ‘Better Call Saul’ and how ‘Kim’ is a better wife than me!”.

As she was yelling more about how breaking bad is ruining me I told her “you’re acting just like skyler!” And she yelled that we are getting a divorce.

She has now moved into a motel and I’ve been thinking about what happened, I personally don’t believe I’m in the wrong, but I want to hear it from Reddit.

AITA?

        My name is Skyler White yo

          My name is Skyler White you copy paste
          The scene
          My name is Skyler fucking White, yo. My husband is Walter fucking White, yo. Uh-huh
          "My name is skyler white yo"
🗿
"My husband is walter white yo"
🗿
"Uh huh"
🗿
          My name is Skyler White yo
🤨🗿💥💀
My husband is Walter White yo
🤨🗿💥💀
          Well, my name is Skyler White yo
🤨💥
My husband is Walter White yo
🤨💥
Uh huh
🤨💥
He told me everything
🤨💥
          My name is Skyler White yo 🗿
My husband is Walter White yo 🗿
          My name 😤 is Skyler white yo 😩 my husband is Walter 🔫 white yo💀
          Well.. My name is skyler white yo 💥 my husband is Walter white yo 💥 uh huh 💥 told me everything 💥
          my name is skyler white yo 🤨 my husband's name is Walter White yo🤨 uh-huh🤨
          My name is Skyler White yo 😳
My husband is Walter White yo 😳


Uh huh 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
          my husband is Walter white, yo.💀💀
          Look, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo.


Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.

My husband is Walter White, yo.

Uh, huh.

He told me everything.


- Seriously?


- That's right.

And just so you know...

My brother-in-law is a DEA agent.

And I will not hesitate to call him.

Not if I have to.

Understood?

This is your one

and only warning.

Do not sell marijuana

to my husband.


- Okay.


- I mean it.

Don't call our house again.

You stay away from him,

or you'll be one sorry individual.

You got me?


I think so, yeah.

No more marijuana.

I can dig it.


You can dig it.

Wonderful.

Not that it's any of my business,

but you might wanna consider

a different line of work.


Okay.

          Fubuki glasses

            Hololive Fubuki copypasta response to glasses
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            Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

            CupcakKe – CPR lyrics

              Copy and paste CupcakKe CPR lyrics

              Open Lyrics

              No quick head in my bed I can't have that
I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck
Ain't no laying down man we 'bout to have late fun
I'm 'bout to make your balls stick up like space buns
Want your dick soaked? Place it down my throat
Tongue tickle yo' dick but not telling a joke
Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat
It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking Periscope
In the sheets I am a bully
Give more head than a hoodie
Every time you make me cum it look just like vanilla pudding
Sit on yo face all day until you say, "Bae, it hurt me"
Then I turn around and give the dick more kisses than Hershey's
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
I think we should fuck up in every zip code
It would make my pussy wetter than a fishbowl
Pussy a kitty cat, I pet it like a pet
I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet
Hotbox? More like a scorching pussy
Open this coochie up like a fortune cookie
Yo' banana in my mouth watch my tongue go ape
Yo' dick getting more blows than a birthday cake
When I'm near it, no, I don't fear it
Licking on that penis like a letter when I seal it
Today way wetter than my past slob
And if you unemployed, I can give you a ass job
Pussy already wet don't need no lube ointment
Dick twisting in my stomach like food poisoning
That's how you know when you hit the spot
I'll make your pants unzip more than Ziploc
Yo' dick brick-hard like a medal (uh)
I got three holes for it like a pretzel (mhm)
Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous (tight)
I'm here to serve you customer service (right)
I save dick by giving it CPR
(I save dick by giving it CPR, yes)
Put my mouth on it like CPR
(Let's make porn and watch it on VCR)
Anything goes when you up in my hole
Dirty panties from the sex, yeah, I got me some loads
Listen, I'm the most explicit
Long stick inside my river but we not going fishing
Know what to do every time you have a horrible day
I'll eat that sausage all day like it's Memorial Day
I'm talking BBQ sauce and mustard on it
And the mayonnaise comes when you bust right on it
Name anything freaky and you know I'm 'bout that shit
Only time I'm not on the dick is when I'm 'bout to shit
Pubic hairs all in my mouth, not again
So when I suck yo' dick now, I use bobby pins
Who need a gym when you got dick to work you out?
I want my face to lose weight so stroke my mouth
And any time my pussy wanna be hairy like Harry Potter
Becky with the good hair is what you could call her
Let's get it
A little faster
A little more
Right there
Give it to me now
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh)

              Open Emoji lyrics

              No ✨ quick 🏃‍♀ head 💆 in 📅🔚 my 😗 bed, 🛌 I 🤬 can't 💃 have 🈶 that 💯😐 I 🎧 want 🕑👍 that ➡️ long ⛄ neck, 👢😫 not 🧐🤭 talking 💬 giraffe 🦒 neck 💕🥺💖👑 Ain't 🙅‍♂️ no 🚭 laying down ⏬👇🔽🔽👇👇 man 👦 we ⚡ 'bout 👆 to have 🤲 late 🕛 fun 😗 I'm 🤯 'bout 📢 to make 💘 your 👈 balls ⚾ stick 🏒 up 🦃👆 like 👍 space 🌝 buns 🍑🍑🍑🍑 Want 😍 your 👉 dick 😈 soaked? Place 😍🏆 it down 📉 my 👨🍆 throat 👏 Tongue 💯😋 tickle 🤗 yo' 🎶 dick 🤢🤢🤢 but 🍑 not 🚯 telling 😍 a joke 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Peddle in 👇 this pussy, 🐱🐱 that's 😐🔕 how 💯💯 you 👉 rock 👨‍🎤 a boat ⛴ It get 🉐 live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 in 👊 this pussy, 🍑 I'm 😈 not 😮 talking 💬 Periscope In 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ the sheets 👨🏻📲 I 🙈💁 am 👏 a bully 💔🏿 Give 🗽 more 🍆🍆 head 💆 than 🤢 a hoodie Every 💯 time 😌🕒 you 👈 make 👸📓 me 😢 cum 💦 it look 👀🔍 just 🏼🤔 like 😄👍 vanilla 🍦 pudding 🍮 Sit 🧘‍♂️ on 🔛 yo' 🤡 face 👦🏻 all 💯 day 🚨 until 🕛🍆 you 👈 say, 😩 "Bae 💏 it hurt 😭 me" 🙋‍♀️🤙 Then 😯 I 👨 turn 🔄 around 🔃 and give 😱 the dick 👅 more ➕➕➕ kisses 💕 than 🙅 Hershey's

Yo' 🎶 dick 🎅🏿 brick hard 🍆💪 like 🌂 a medal 🥈 (Uhh) 😒 I 😊 got 📷 three 🕒 holes 👂 for 🙌 it like 💜 a pretzel 🥨 (Uhmm) Tight 🍥 as a virgin, 😵 boy, 👦😫 don't 🚫 get 1️⃣0️⃣ nervous 😨 (Tight) 👊 I'm 💆‍♀️ here 🈁🈁 to serve 💁 you 😍👉 customer 😡 service 📳 (Right?) 📷 I 🏼 save 🦎 dick 🏻😝 by 😆 giving 🤲 it CPR I 👥 save 👨‍💼 dick 😂🍆 by 😓 giving 🤲 it CPR (Yes) 😷 Put 🙋🏼 my 🕴🏻 mouth 💋💋 on 🔛 it like 😜 CPR Let's 👍 make 💘 porn 🍑🍆💦 and watch ⌚ it on 🔛 VCR 🙈

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