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How to give a sloppy blowjob: a thread 🫶🏻

    step 1: make sure they are all relaxed undressed and ready for the sloppy toppy

step 2: spit on it and rub it all over it slowly natural lube and getting it hard is pretty important!!

step 3: lick the tip with nothing else touching it make it twitch at the slow licks you give it make them sensitive to everything you do

step 4: relax your throat muscles as you take them in for the first time if you can’t go all the way straight away keep practicing going deeper the longer you go

step 5: don’t be afraid of how much you drool on it trust me it’ll feel good for them as you bob as much as you can taking as much in as you can make them feel all mushy

step 6: make sure you don’t stop if you hear them moan/say they’re gonna cum this is where you speed up and get deeper if you can don’t make the mistake of slowing down

step 7: hold their legs open if you’re going fast they might try to close them through just twitches don’t let them try to escape the sloppy

step 8: deepthroat it all and let them unload all of it don’t stop going fast until you feel it soften and have swallowed all the milk!!

step 9: aftercare is very important if he don’t kiss you after that sloppy he ain’t a keeper

    Lets say, hypothetically, I’m a Barbie girl

      Lets say, hypothetically, I am a Barbie girl. Okay let's even say I'm in a Barbie world. Right, so in this scenario, I would obviously know from my personal experience that, life in plastic is fantastic. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that you could brush my hair and undress me literally anywhere? Imagination. You can derive from the fundamentals of basic logic that life is your creation.

      My girlfriend called out a “twitch streamer’s” name during sex

        Burner account so my girlfriend doesn’t find this. I (24m) have been dating my girlfriend (26f) for a couple of months now, and things have been great. We immediately hit it off with each other, sharing a lot of the same common interests and going on a couple of really great dates. We started spending all of our time at each other’s places, and we've even been talking about moving in together. There’s just one complication that arose a few days ago, when we were fooling around and eventually going all the way with each other. I was about to finish and I knew she was too, but when she was hitting climax, she called out another man’s name. I was a little confused at first, and I didn’t really process it until after the fact. The name she called out was weird as hell too (Jerma). I thought she maybe just butchered my name since it also starts with a J, but it was also weirdly specific to be a random mistake. She seemed adamant about avoiding the subject when I tried to bring it up with her, so I stopped and kept it to myself for the time being. It was after she fell asleep that I searched her followers on instagram and twitter to see if this was some guy she had been talking to. The only thing I found was this account on twitter called “Jerma985”. The guy apparently has thousands of followers and is also on other websites like twitch and youtube. I didn't really know what to do with this information so I just kind of went to bed and waited to talk about it the next day. When that morning arrived, I tried just asking about the name again and she started crying and profusely apologizing. I wasn’t really mad, and I told her as much to help her calm down a little. She explained to me that this “Jerma” character is a “twitch streamer” that she follows and likes a lot, and it was a total mistake on her part when she yelled his name. She said she’s been obsessed with him lately, but that I didn’t have anything to worry about. I told her it was fine and that I didn’t mind as long as it wasn’t going to be a regular thing. The issue is, I can’t stop thinking about what happened. I don’t like seeming insecure, especially over this guy that neither of us have ever met, but it’s really weighing on me and I can tell our relationship hasn’t been the same ever since. Jerma is unknowingly ruining our relationship and I’m not sure how to fix it.

        Army Femboys

          Femboys would be great in the army, they have the strength of a man and can easily seduce the enemy, allowing for advanced distraction tactics. Femboys can also act as pleasure soldiers to the regular soldiers to keep morale up.

-This was brought to you by the United States of America armed forces.

          Me and my sasuke bf <333333333

            Least insane Sasuke fan
            Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ___________________________________
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___
he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
            Omg hai __^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______________________________^ When I walked onto Tokyo street ==I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled nn then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close == and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^<) ^_____________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

            Ankara Messi

              The Ankara Messi clip
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A N K A R A M E S S I

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TOTTI MESS !

ALETURA ZAMEZAMES

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              Another variation

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asistencia marshalli
meska paramueta
para messi messi messi messi messi messi messi messi
i menci messi
ankara messi ankara messi
ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI
UENA MESSI
ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI
ANKARA MESSI ANKARA MESSI

A N K A R A M E S S I

GOLGOL GOLGOL  GOL !!!
GOLGOL GOLGOL GOLGOL GOLGOL GOLGOL GOLGOL GOLGOL  G O L !!!!!
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INKA IPLA INKA IPLA !!!
UOBOBUNGIMACCIMA
BROBOUBUIAIMAŹIMA
BROUEIŻMAIŻŚOOOOO
BROUEIŹMAI
INKA IPLA WENEZUAUA
INKA IPLA UENEZUAUA
MESSI MESSI MESSI
PORA MESSI MESSI MESS
PORA MESS PORA GOL MESS
PORA GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL MESS
PORA GOL MESS GOL MESS GOL MESS 
DOR POL MEZ POL MEZ
IANKARA MESSI MESSI MESS
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ITOTTI TOTTI TOTTI MESS

TOTTI MESS !

ALETURA ZAMEZAMES

INKA IPLA
AASPAKAKULAE
Inka Ipla
ALKAEFATTA MESSI
PARKA KOMPARERA MARADONA
PARKA QUE GOL
SASEMLALANLUSIA 
SI , SI , SI !!!
UIJANTASI 
ASPATAGULAR