Created by Mayuzumi, the UwU Magic copypasta was often sent to Hololive EN idols as superchats. Its most notable include an animation of Nerissa reading the Uwu Magic copypasta and a clip of Gura reading the UwU Magic.
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The ‘War has changed’ copypasta came from the opening scene of Metal Gear Solid 4 where old Solid Snake gives his thoughts on how war is no longer about disagreement but a routine for other people to make money.
War.... has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.War has changed.ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.War…has changed.The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.War…has changed.When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.War has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.
War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
War…has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War…has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.Gaming... has changed. It's no longer about creativity, friends, or teamwork. It's a endless series of multiplayer matches fought by other players and ai’s. Gaming, and it's production of life, has become a well charged machine. Gaming has changed. Players play as I.d tagged programs, use i.d tagged weapons, create i.d tagged profiles. Soda and chips inside their bodies enhance and regulate experiences. Fun control. Graphic control. Gameplay control. Opinion control. Every game played is logged and controlled. Gaming has changed. The age of experience has turned to the age of transactions. For he who is admin of a match, controls the server. Gaming... has changed. When everything you
Play is under control... video games, become a daily routinegaming has changed. It's no longer about players, unlocks, or enjoyment. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by corporations and players. Gaming - and its false promise of finished games - has become a profit machine. Gaming has changed. DLC packs, Players buy un-finished games, use online transactions. energy drinks inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. micro transactions control. useless DLC bundle control, player control. Gaming control. Everything is half assed and kept under control. Gaming has changed.
The copypasta was originally written by u/FHSlaughter on meeting Kliff Kingsbury on the Arizona Cardinals subreddit back in 2022.
I met him once at a Scottsdale nightclub, he was in a booth with three gorgeous women draped around him with a bottle of champagne on ice in the middle of the table. I yelled over the blaring Old Town Road remix “Go Cards!”. I expected just a wave back or to be completely ignored, but to my surprise he gestured me over to his table. As I got closer, I realized he was piss drunk. A wave of Calvin Klein and whiskey sours washed over me as he leaned in.
“I’m interviewing these lovely ladies to be my new D coordinator,” he said with a wink and a chuckle. Before I could respond, he spun me around and slapped my ass so hard I fell right into a bottle girl. When I finally got back up and turned around, him and the women were already gone.
Cool guy.
Fuck it. I'm gonna glaze miz while being a reddit hater. Ludwig wishes he was as entertaining as Mizkif. Mizkif might have an ego but he isn't afraid to look like a clown. Ludwig on the other hand, can't for the life of him create content that doesn't revolve around protecting the 'perfect' image he's created. Now why wouldn't a fake person like that jump at the chance to take down a 'friend' and gain even more popularity at their expense? Only person Ludwig cares about is numero uno. I'm not naive, to be a streamer you gotta be somewhat narcissistic, that's just part of the job description, but Ludwig is the flavor of narcissism that American folk singers would sing about while playing the fiddle to warn others about preserving your humanity. Holy shit. Give me my reddit gold strangers. Fuck me man.
Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in lvanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.