Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
Soulless hunks of plastic with no redeeming qualities. This company swallows up creative ips and shits them out as identical little pieces of shit, and people just eat. That. Shit. Up.
And everyone thinks they are the exception too- ‘oh I dont like them, but I have one or two that I got as a gift that I like! They look cool on my shelf!’
No. Fuck off. You’re part of the problem.
I want to melt them in a cauldron and pour them over peoples heads like that one scene in game of thrones with Daenerys’ creepy brother.
Source: worked in a shop that sold them, I hate every single person that ever bought one. The collectors were the worse but even watching normal people coo over them was just sickening
get it 😍😍 the joke is that 🤯🤯🤯🤯 the woman is about to lift her shirt🤯🤯😰😼😼😼😼 but the video 📼📼📼 cuts ✂️✂️✂️to something else,2,2,2,1,?1?1!1!1!1!1😅😅😅😅😅😅😅the joke, is sex!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😼😼😼😼😼😼 i cant believe op trolled🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌me like that!1!1!1 i literally had my dick 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦in my hand ✊✊✊✊✊✊what a silly goober‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️‼️‼️‼️❕‼️❕‼️‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥❗️‼️❗️❗️‼️‼️‼️🇧🇩🇧🇩🇧🇩💥
I've seen this on tiktok, so much and it actually is starting to get on my nerves. Tintokers will talk about how it’s weird popular kids like Wednesday because, they bullied “me” in Highschool they would have ripped her to shreds!
No they wouldn’t. In 90% of high schools in the world, Wednesday would arrive and immediately become pretty popular, despite her weirdness. She’s a trust fund kid whose more or less a confirmed genius who can play a few instruments and speaks several languages. However, even that wouldn’t matter if it wasn’t for one crucial detail. Wednesday is hot and confident, and people who are hot and confident don’t get completely ostracized from their peers no matter how weird they are, because people aren’t bullied for being only weird.
You can get away with anything if you’re hot enough, rich enough, or can back it up. Wednesday does all. She could argue the finer points of eugenics and pull an Eren jaeger and still be more popular and well liked than half of you in HS. Hell, if Eren looked like Bertholdt people would call him out a lot quicker also.
This is one thing I feel like people who relate to Weneday miss completely. She’s weird, and even then she’s not that weird. She participates in every school activity, is shown to be one of the smarter kids in her elite private schools, and her biggest character flaw is only being a slightly better detective than every police officer in the county and being a bit of a dick.
Here’s the other issue, a lot of popular people are really weird and the idea that their not and some uniform NPC consumer is baffling. I had a friend who had a Skyrim themed Highschool graduation party and was still kingshit on the basis of just being mildly attractive and being on the track team. He’d also talk about anime and tried to show our schools “Queen Bee” hentai. Guess what though, he was hot, well-off, and charismatic. Same as Wednesday Addans.
TLDR: This is why Damher has a fan club
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