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To the person who pk’d me and my wife at the iron bar spawn

    To the person who pk’d me and my wife at the iron bar spawn… Congratulations. Congratulations for ruining our return to the game. Congratulations for making me regret trying this game out again. Congratulations on being the reason this game is hemorrhaging players. Not to mention, I knew you were an ironman too from your typing so you literally gain nothing from doing that and now, thanks to you, we lost our hardcore status. Hope your little punk group is having fun getting bullied in school.

    To the four people that told me I need to go to Wintertodt to train fire making

      To the four people that told me I need to go to Wintertodt to train fire making today:
      
      No I do not. Even if I was an Ironman, which I am not, I still don't have to.
      
      I've been lighting fires since 2003 Sonny Jim and it works just as well now as it did then.
      
      You didn't even know about Runescape until you saw that twitch promotion in 2017.
      
      Yeah sure, you have a maxed main now and I don't, but let me tell you this:
      
      I've been having fun on this game ever since I started 20 years ago, and you sir, have been depressed.
      
      Did you enjoy Runescape today? I click the thumbs up with my computer mouse.
      
      You fumble around with your chubby fingers on some smart device, and every day you press the thumbs down. It's been proven.
      
      So you head back to Wintertodt mate. I'm gonna take a break and go for a quick PK trip at rune rocks. And you know what? I'm gonna laugh when I get pked by a clan, because I'm used to dying in this game, and it doesn't scare me.
      
      When they call me a rat I have a little chuckle to myself because I know it's just a game.
      
      When they call you a rat, you actually go check the mirror, and sure enough, you see beedy black eyes, a long snout and whiskers staring back at you. The sad thing is, you have done this to yourself. It wasn't the pkers, it wasn't Jagex, it was you all along.
      
      That's all, go have some fun guys. Put a smile on your dial.

      Mod Ash at the barbershop

        I met Ash 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old cousin while my uncle got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my cousin, and who walks in but mod fucking Ash himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there sipping a cup of tea and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my cousin started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Ash, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Ash put down his cup of tea, picked up my cousin and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barber shop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.

        /qa/ lost

          Trump lost
          Hitler lost
          The Nazis lost
          Fascist Italy lost
          Imperial Japan lost
          /pol/ lost
          /qa/ lost
          The Tsarists lost
          The Confederacy lost
          Q was wrong
          The capitol riots failed
          Ashli Babbitt died like a bitch
          Trump was not reinstated
          Trump will be imprisoned for being a traitor
          There will never be another Republican president ever again
          Proud boys are being tortured in prison
          Derek Chauvin was found guilty on all charges
          Gavin Newsom was not recalled
          Vaccines and masks work
          The Right lost the culture war
          Black Lives Matter
          Trans movement has been a total success
          Being transgender is more socially acceptable than you
          You are being bred out
          You are being phased out
          You are being replaced
          Your kind is on the way to extinction
          The rate of suicide in the US is highest in middle-aged white men
          You will forever be an example of what not to do to have a functional society
          You will never have sex
          You will die alone
          :) 

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            What the actual *FUCK* is this thread?

              What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off