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She look like an attractive masc. She look like she can fix me

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    in19684
    How is it a bad angle ? She look like an attractive masc. She look like she would descend from a X-wing, sweating, just to platonically hug me with her wet muscular arms. She look like she would scream at me because I don’t hold the light correctly while she fix the refrigerator I broke. She look like she would throw me at bed savagely so she can tuck me tightly with weight blanket and tell me a bedtime story. She look like she can fix me 🥹. Gamers these days amIright

    Have you ever been on an Edging streak? Edge.

      Edge.

Edge.

Have you ever been on an Edging streak? Edge.

Edge.

Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.

Edge.

When you are not performing your Edging, do they make you Goon? Edge.

Edge.

Rizz.

Rizz.

What's it like to hold the Gyat of someone you love? Rizz.

Rizz.

Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma... Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you dream about being Rizzed?

Rizzed.

Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dun. Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you feel there is a part of you that feels Skibidi? Rizz.

Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz. Skibidi, Edge, Rizz. Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

      Edge
edge.
have you ever been on an edging streak?
Edge
edge.
Do they keep you in a state of edging?
Edge
edge.
When you are not performing your edging, do they make you goon?
Edge
edge.

Rizz
rizz.
What's it like to hold the gyatt of someone you like?
Rizz
rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel Sigma to Sigma?
Rizz
rizz.
Do you long for having your heart rizzed?
Rizz
rizz.
Do you dream about being rizzed?
rizz.
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne.
Rizz
rizz.
Do you feel that there is a part of you that's skibidi?
Rizz
rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
      edge. edge. have you ever been on a edging streak? edge. edge. do they keep you in a state of edging? edge. edge. when your not preforming your edging do they make you goon? edge. edge. rizz. rizz. whats it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? rizz. rizz. do they teach you to feel sigma to sigma? rizz. rizz. do you long for having your heart rizzed? rizz. rizz. do you dream about being rizzed? rizz. rizz. baby gronk rizzed up livvy dun. rizz. rizz. do you feel there is a part of you thats skibbidy. rizz. rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. why don't you say that 3x (skibiddy edge rizz)

      OJ Simpson

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        BJ 🍆😉💦 SIMPson 🚺🛐🙏 is DEAD ☠️😵 at seventy SUCK 7️⃣6️⃣🥤after his battle with CUNTcer ♋️🤢⁉️ PIMPson 👙🫦 was a footBALLS 🍒 star ⭐️ 🤩 before he MURDERED 🔪🩸NICOLE’S PUSSY 👄💦💦 (allegedly 🤫) Now it’s HOT 💃❤️‍🔥🥵 and SWEATY💧😅 where he is 👹🔥 May he REST IN PISS 💦💦💦🪦💔 
        🔥Fire up🔥 those BroncHOES🐎🚗🚓 for one last ride you 🏈gridiron🏈 girlies💃🏾💃🏻, after years of edging😮😯😲, the cancer kept growing📈 and growing📈📈 inside his 🍑 and OJ SIMPson has 🫨🫨🫨sucCUMMED🤯💦💦💦💦. The man👨🏾 that 🚿showered🚿 that 🦬BuffaHOE Johnny 🐓COCKran🍆🍆 with millions of 💰Bill$💵💵 is finally 🥵GETTING LAID🥵 to rest. Lets 🫡honor🫡 this 👉🏻👌🏻U-SEX-C legend by strapping on your 🌯🌯Trojans🐴🍆 and get 🍆penetrated🍑💥🤯 for 2000 yards📏📏😳 and let that 🍹juice🍹 🏃🏾‍♂️run🏃🏾‍♂️ loose💧💦🌊 all over their back🍑field for 14 weeks. Send this to 3️⃣2️⃣ guys with the helmets🪖🍆😣 so big the glove 🙅🏾‍♂️won't❌ fit. If you get uh oh you fumbled!  You'll never get 🤕CTEaten🍑 out again. If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you, he'll split the defense and 🎯🎯hit the hole 💥💥so hard it Hertz🏎️🏎️. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back, you'll be🪢 tangled in a 3 way👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 to die 🔪💀💀⚰️for with your ex-wife and best friend 
        O.J. Simpson 🌟, ex-NFL icon 🏈 and actor 🎥, has died ⚰💀🤯. Known for his sports prowess 🏆 and notorious trial ⚖️, his life was a public spectacle 📺🙎🏿‍♂️. Simpson leaves behind a legacy of fame😎, controversy😏, and debate 💬🤔.

        The best zombies map of all time: Kino Der Toten, Black Ops One.

          The meme started after a Youtuber ‘ChaosGaming” place Kino Der Toten as his best zombies map in COD history. Afterwards, his list got ridiculed by Call of Duty Zombies fans and even got reacted by another COD Youtuber ‘MrTLexify‘ on a livestream.

          The best zombies map of all time: Kino Der Toten, Black Ops One. To me… it’s as good as it gets. It was originally supposed to be in World at War but it was cut due to time constraints. Thankfully, Treyarch was able to finish it up, polish it up, and release it with Black Ops. Because it was good, really good. So many iconic weapons, the layout is the perfect blend of simple and complex, and the enemies were all unique and fun to fight. Plus… kino had some of the best music in any cod zombies map ever which made it even more addicting to play through and grind over and over. Call me old school, but I think Kino is the absolute best zombies map ever released, and I could play it a million times without ever getting bored! 
          The best zombies map of all time: Kino der Toten, Black Ops 1.

To me, it's as good as it gets. It was pristinely supposed to be in World at War but it was cut due to time constraints. Thankfully, Treyarch was able to culminate it up, polish it up, and relinquish it with Black Ops, cause it was good. Authentically good. So many iconic weapons. Layout was an impeccable coalescence of simple and involute and the enemies were all unique and fun to fight. Plus, Kino had some of the best music in any COD Zombies map ever which made it even more addicting to play through and grind perpetually. Call me old school, but I celebrate Kino is the absolute best zombies map ever relinquished and I could play it a million times without ever getting bored.

          SCHOOL MASTURBATION NOTICE

            This is an old classic copypasta that has been circulation around ~20 years in schools, colleges and universities as a joke. Its usually reposted under the title “Masturbation notice”.

            It has come to our attention that students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the lower B half bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.

Please masturbate in your own homes.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
            Masturbation notice copypasta
            MASTURBATION NOTICE

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities

Thank you for your cooperation

            Device is proof to me that God doesn’t exist.

              dev1ce or also device

              Device is a professional CS2 player for Astralis and had many copypasta created about him during Astralis dominant CSGO era.

              Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? IGLing, Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into cs2, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.

              CSGO version

              Device is proof to me that God doesn't exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not fair, how can anyone believe in God when Device exists? To top if off he looks like Tom Cruise, is rich as fuck and could have been a badminton pro if he wanted. But he just had to go into csgo, dick on everyone and ruin everyones faith in God. Thank you device.

              where were u wen astralis era return

              apolgy for bad english

where were u wen astralis era return

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"astralis era return"

"no"