Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
The Roblox Metaverse is such a wonderful place to be in. You know, you can find some fucking stunning and beautiful girls with these avatars in every premise and experience of the Roblox Metaverse?
Everytime I play a game in the wonderful Metaverse, I see a Roblox girl, with GIGANTIC THIGHS, sweet beautiful faces with the cherry topping of their glasses, and their hot ass body that I can lay my hands upon on. My dick hardens upon the sight of a Roblox girl.
I just can't stop jerking off to their avatars because they are so fucking gorgeous and hot. Their avatars getting naked, then getting fucked canine-style, is how I picture them. I go to a bathroom simulator game, and I thrust back-and-forth every female avatar I see. I can't resist this primal urge to jack off to them as it is imprinted in my mindset.
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means. So, it’s fattier. Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This applies to dragon cum. Human cum tastes like sea water that is slightly expired, whereas dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
It’s like an orgasm for your taste buds.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend, and a few seconds after you finish, so does he. This heavenly, thick, delicious syrup fills your mouth and you instantly orgasm throughout your entire body. You’re immediately horny again. Thankfully, dragons don’t really have a refractory period, so he’s ready for round two. Then three. Before you know it, you’ve both came a few gallons in total (mostly his work), and it’s a full thirty hours since you stared. You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature. (Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself) However, the presence of the extra fat in the cum keeps it nice and thick.
It’s extremely satisfying to play with. It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel. Furthermore, it coheres to itself pretty well. If you stick a finger in a puddle of dragon cum and drag it from the center to away from the corner, you can observe a large amount sticking to your finger.
The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked. These neurons fire slowly than others, but dragon cum acts like a “catalyst” for the chemical reactions that take place when these neurons fire. A catalyst speeds up the reaction of a chemical reaction.
So after a dragon covers your entire GI tract with a single cumshot, he’ll slow down, slowly thrusting his cock back and forth inside you. This is extremely pleasurable. His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
Back to the taste.
The taste depends on the dragon’s diet. The smaller, sleeker dragons of the North Forest like to eat fruit. So, their cum is naturally sweeter than you would expect. It tastes like mango covered in salted caramel.
If it’s an ice dragon, the cum tends to be much more flavorful because they like to eat seals. However, since it’s you know... an ice dragon, the cum is very cold, almost growing a few frozen cum crystals if you leave it in the snow for too long. There is a solution, tho. You can just microwave a large mug and drink it later. Or, you can intentionally leave the cum in the snow, let it half-freeze, and enjoy a chewy treat! It’s like taffy!
Theoretically, a human can fully survive on a diet of just dragon cum, supplied from just one dragon.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.
In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff. Dragon ejaculations tend to last between fifteen to twenty seconds, coming out in bursts and spurts that get slightly weaker each time. If a dragon cums in your ass, you will certainly feel this effect. It’s similar to getting a massage internally, again, only 300 times better.
Drinking Aqua's pee from konosuba would be the freshest, most purest way to drink water. as a goddess of water she has natural purification abilities and even been shown to accidently affects cups of tea that she serves. so I imaging the liquids being stored in her bladder can be "purified" and the fact it's always in in direct physical contact with her, her pee would be in a consistent state of purifying in her. i would use her body as my personal water cooler. drinking that pure, crystal clear water straight from the tap, ready to serve at my beckon call. i would make her drink non-stop so she will always be ready for produce fresh water for me to drink. i would drink from it every day, in the moring when she wakes up, at lunch while i enjoy my meal, in the evening when I'm feeling a little parch. i would just rip off her panties and go to town on ger clit until she climaxes her gallons of life giving, pure holy water. sometimes i might not even drink any water and just watch her squirm with her full bladder of the world's freshest water. if she pees herself it would be just fine since it's not even pee but just water at that point. she wouldn't go a whole hour without feeling the need to pee, and i as her master will only allow her to relieve herself in my mouth
I want a boyfriend. I want a boyfriend so baaaad. Not because of the sexual stuff… well maybe a little. But the desire inside me to spoil a man— cook for him, buy him stuff and such because it made me thought of him, watch trashy movies and stuff our faces with foods, dance with him, listen to his endless talks and me constantly ask for a kiss just because I thought it’s cute, send funny memes and tiktoks
I have so much love inside and it makes me sad knowing that no one is there for me.. that I am destined to be alone :< I’m a nice person… I know I am. It’s nice to have all this peace and calm when you’re alone but admit it or not, it’s nicer and feels better if you know you have the person you can home.
So please universe, be nice and send me a kind and funny boyfriend 🥹🥹 Dali na kasi huhu
