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    ChatGPT explaining J.F. Kennedys assassination in among us terms and nervous voice

      U-Um, if it's okay with you, I can try to explain the assassination of John F. Kennedy in Among Us terms. 💫🚀
      
      Among Us is a game where players take on the roles of crew members on a spaceship. It's really exciting! 🛸👨‍🚀👩‍🚀 But, um, there are impostors among the crew who try to sabotage the spaceship and, um, kill the crew members. 😱🕵️‍♂️🔪
      
      So, um, John F. Kennedy was the captain of the spaceship and was playing as a crew member when the impostor, Lee Harvey Oswald, um, infiltrated the spaceship and, um, carried out the assassination. It was a really sad moment for everyone. 😔👨‍✈️👀
      
      I hope that, um, helps you! If you have any other questions, please let me know. Thank you! 😊👋

      how 2 pick up girls

        how 2 pick up girls
        
        step 1.) wrap arms around base of female
        
        step 2.) lift making sure to use both your knees and back
        
        step 3.) relocate female as needed

        Retire Chokemint

          Retire Chokemint, you only stain your legendary reputation by losing combos in an embarrassing way on ridiculous maps like this. It is better to leave and leave a beautiful memory than to insist and become a shame. It is time to step aside, for honor and good times. You will never reach 1k pp on a legendary map because you think you are the best and you are not, you blindly compete with yourself and your ego does not let you see beyond your nose, your time has passed. Rest in peace.

          New osu copypasta just dropped

          so just fuck democracy right?

            so just fuck democracy right?
            
            This is just ridiculous, why does the council get off so much by banning half of the new pokemon without even consulting the player base? Fucking Espathra doesn't even get a suspect test? Has it not occurred to anyone else that there's a little thing called DARK TYPES?! You can even change your damn type to Dark if you need to. But then when anyone brings up garganacl mfers are like "nah its totally fine you just have to run a specific item on this specific pokemon". But it doesn't even get suspected.
            
            The quick bans are getting excessive. Flutter mane and palafin and iron bundle I understand, houndstone I disagree but whatever, but stuff like annihilape and cyclizar should've been suspected at the very least.
            
            Lastly, tournament play shouldn't be a decider in whether something is tested, let alone quick banned. Only stall loving try-hards care about tournaments over anything else.

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            CAN YOU GUYS NOT READ?!

              I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.
              
              I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS.
              
              I KNOW USING THEM PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
              
              I KNOW REFUSING TO USE RESTRICTED LEGENDARIES PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
              
              WHEN I MAKE POSTS THAT CLEARLY STATE:
              I WILL NOT BE CHANGING THE SPECIES.
              
              AND
              I MIGHT CHANGE DRAGAPULT. AND ONLY DRAGAPULT.
              
              THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE ADVICE AND CRITICISM, JUST BECAUSE I GET PISSED AT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON THINGS THAT THEY KNOW I KNOW.
              
              I KNOW MY TEAM SUCKS ASS. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO EQUIP THEM WITH TO MAKE THEM SUCK THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ASS.
              
              SAY IT WITH ME NOW:
              NATURES
              EVS
              IVS
              MOVES
              ABILITIES
              HELD ITEMS
              OR EVEN JUST THE ROLES THEY SHOULD PLAY
              OR STRATEGIES ON HOW TO USE THEM
              
              I WILL ACCEPT ADVICE ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SPECIES OF MY TEAM MEMBERS.
              
              IT'S NOT HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND.

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