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Why did Larian have to make Tiefling’s so fucking hot?

    I literally cannot take it every time I see their fucking ridges I lose my goddamn shit. It's so fucking distracting when the tieflings show off their extra features and i end up staring for 20 fucking minutes while getting eaten by slimes because of how attractive those fucking side bones are. do you think they work as erogenous zones and so they moan whenever you stroke their hips or ribs or do you think its more like battle armor. do you think they like it when people touch their horns. what about their tails. i cannot stop playing fucking tiefling characters because the second i see the ridges every other thought instantly vacates my brain. i wanna play a githyanki for the proficiencies but i end up playing tiefling and picking the medium armor feat because i cannot stop myself from fucking losing it over their tails. they have claws. they got fucking claws do you know how awesome that is. tieflings were already hot in regular dnd when they just had the horns and tails but then Larian made them the most fuckable race in the multiverse. half of faerun is gonna be half-tiefling because they literally seduce everyone on the continent just by wearing a midcut shirt. im going to fucking explode why did they have to make them so hot fuck

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          Attracting too many women as CPEN Major

            Attracting too many women (CPEN Major)
            byu/SystemVeripog inUBC
            Hey everyone,

I'm a CPEN major. Just finishing up my final year and have a job offer making $135K as a programmer a prestigious tech company.

Every time I go to a bar, party, or any social event in general, I try my best to avoid telling people what I do.

Every time I tell women I'm a CPEN major they start hitting on me.

Last week I went to a friend's birthday party. Told his sister I was a CPEN major. She kept asking me to "debug her code" and "reverse her linked list" in a flirtatious manner.

This is a reoccurring problem. It's gotten so bad that I tell women I "make websites" so they will stop hitting on me all the time.

Any advice on how to stop attracting so many women as a CPEN major?

            I was on Astral Express when I saw this

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