What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this amazing subreddit, jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world fucking burns around us. Fuck you. You litteraly have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and el vaticano jokes. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess jokes straight to hell.
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What the fuck is wrong with you people? Seriously like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here on this fucking subreddit jerking yourselves off to your own amazing humor as the world fucking burns around us.
Fuck you.
You literally have no idea how to respond to replies because your brain has shriveled up and died in the pursuit of stupid knooks and Il Vaticano jokes.
En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entirely new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit.
You people have literally no conception of original humor.
“New response just dropped” is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of the conversation for stupid internet points.
Watch this: People are going to reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have. It is the subs last feudal attempt at humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your fucking pathetic chess joke straight to hell.
Rules for Kitten
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
10. No drinking without permission.
11. No Drugs.
12. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
6. No lying to Daddy.
7. Respect Daddy
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<
Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.
Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
Once upon a time in the magical land of Teyvat, there was a young girl named Noelle. She was a hardworking maid of Mondstadt, a bustling city known for its windmills and freedom. Noelle had a dream: she wanted to become a Knight of Favonius, the proud defenders of Mondstadt. There was just one "small" detail that set her apart from everyone else - her extraordinarily large penis.
Noelle's cock was a thing of legend. It was so grand and prominent that people couldn't help but stare at it. Yet, Noelle's determination to become a knight never wavered. She believed that her schlong, much like her heart, was simply meant to be big.
One day, as Noelle was sweeping the floors of the Knights of Favonius headquarters, she overheard a conversation between two knights. They were discussing a dangerous mission to clear a nearby monster-infested cave. The mission was perilous, and the knights were hesitant to take it on.
Noelle's heart raced with excitement. She knew this was her chance to prove herself. She approached the knights and volunteered for the mission.
The knights looked at each other, then back at Noelle. "You?" one of them said, stifling a laugh. "With that huge penis of yours swinging about, you'll scare away the monsters before you even get near them!"
Undeterred, Noelle insisted, "I am strong, and I am brave. I will complete this mission and prove that I am worthy of becoming a Knight of Favonius."
The knights, impressed by her determination, reluctantly agreed to let her join them. Together, they set off to the monster-infested cave.
As they journeyed through the treacherous terrain, Noelle's cock proved to be an unexpected advantage. Its size allowed her to woo many hilichurls, as they loved seeing it wildly flail about whenever she ran. Her charismatic member allowed the team to navigate safely on the perilous land.
When they finally reached the cave, they found it teeming with ferocious monsters. Noelle took a deep breath, mustered all her courage, and charged into battle. Her penis became a beacon of hope, inspiring both fear and awe in her enemies.
The knights fought valiantly alongside Noelle, their teamwork unstoppable. With each swing of her mighty claymore and meaty cock, Noelle crushed the monsters, clearing the cave and completing the mission.
Upon their return to Mondstadt, the news of Noelle's heroics spread like wildfire. The people of the city, who once mocked her for her massive schlong, began to see her in a new light. They celebrated her accomplishments and recognized the great potential within her.
The Knights of Favonius, moved by Noelle's unwavering determination and courage, finally accepted her as one of their own. Noelle's dream of becoming a knight had come true, and her large cock had played a significant role in her success.
From that day forward, Noelle proudly wore her knight's armor and fought for the safety and freedom of Mondstadt. Her grand penis had become a symbol of her strength, and her story inspired countless others to embrace their unique qualities, proving that even the most unlikely heroes can achieve greatness.
After years of research, I discovered something new in the universe that no one else had observed: the universe contains a high-speed particle known as the scammer particle.
Scammer particles rotate at high speeds around normal organisms, forming the foundation of the metafield's elemental matter. Under constant external high-energy conceptual stimulation, the scammer particles leap to the high-energy state and then return to the low-energy state after a brief period of time, accumulating credits from the outside world.
However, there is another type of anti-particle among the stars, surrounded by a swarm of scammers. This anti-scammer particle will eventually explode and discharge its own energy, stripping the scammer particle of its positive valence form and causing it to disintegrate.
This antiparticle was discovered by me. You're a moron for trying to scam me.
