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    Blue Smurf Cat in a rainforest meme (We love we live we lie)
    WE LOVE WE LIVE WE LIE
    We live, we love, we lie.
    WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍄🍄🍄🐱🐱🟦🟦🟦🟦
    We live 🔥 we love 🗣️ we lie 🥶
    Smurf Cat 🐱🟦
    WE LIVE
    WE LOVE
    WE LIE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
    Monday left me smurfin‼️ tuesday i was through with smurfing ‼️ Wednesday my smurfs were left smurfin ‼️ what da hel-
    WE MAKING IT OUT OF SMURFS WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
    WE'RE GOING OUT THE SMURFS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
    WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE RAINFOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️
    WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE FOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣️💯💯🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
    WE'RE GOING BACK TO OUR CHILDHOOD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2

      i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy fucking the absolute shit out of medic, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy fucking medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.

      I’m not attracted to my girlfriends body.

        I'm not attracted to my girlfriends body.
        
        For context, I (15M) met my girlfriend (16F) a few months ago. She was attractive and I think we instantly clicked, our personalities went great with each other.
        
        I saw her body yesterday for the first time and I didn't feel any attraction to it. I had to force myself to pretend to be amazed for her sake but I really wasn't at all.
        
        Any advice for what I should do? She is so great but yesterday really threw me off.
        
        Edit: She isn't even fat or anything, I just didn't feel anything when I saw her like that. I find her face extremely attractive
        
        Also, I haven't watched porn for about a year. Don't think it has skewed my perception
        
        Edit 2: it's not an online relationship. We originally met in person and I saw her last night in person
        
        Edit 3: I feel that I can't just break up. It'd feel like something was missing, idk. I am very attracted to her personality, she's a great girl but I just wasn't physically attracted to what I saw yesterday and it felt unnatural trying to force myself to feel good about it
        
        I honestly feel pretty depressed about the whole situation because I really dont want to hurt her feelings, she doesn't deserve any of this but at the same time I don't want to be keeping secrets from her
        
        Edit 4: guys, I'm not gay
        
        Edit 5: for some clarification, when I say seen her body for the first time, I mean naked. I've seen her before with clothes on but this is the first time I've seen her without them.
        
        Edit 6: I'm going to sleep it's 1:24 in the morning, why tf did I stay up this long
        
        Edit 7: wtf I just woke up and I got hundreds of replies
        
        Edit 8: update: we just talked a bit and I still feel sexual attraction to her, so I'm really confused cause it's there but when I see her body it isn't. Haven't told her anything yet but I think she knows something is off.
        
        Idk how she could not be my type cause she literally checks all the boxes I want

        Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to.

          Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to. 
          
          Adding black people to that world kinda defeats the point. 
          Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to, adding black people to that world kind of defeats the point. 

          Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise

            As I walk through Abyss with Eula in my team
            I take a look at my bank, and realize there's nothin' left
            Cause I've been swiping and wishing so long that
            Even Mihoyo thinks my account is trash
            
            But I ain't never tried Xiangling, she pro'ly deserve it
            She was given for free, me using handouts: unheard of
            And someone said to "Watch my mouth; stop talkin'"
            Or "You and Yoimiya might never leave Floor 6"
            
            I really hate Abyss, man I need some help
            As I farm Xiangling I see that I'm becoming strong, fool
            I'm the kinda chef that presses Q and everything dies
            On my knees in the night, saying prayers to the stove god
            
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            
            Look at the situation, they got me farmin'
            I can't live a normal life, I was raised by Keqing Mains
            So I gotta use National teams now
            Too much theorycraftin' where is Floor 13?
            
            I'm an educated player with Zajef in my mind
            Tenten videos and Zyox who's 4'9
            I'm a Xiangling main, farming Emblem forever
            Can I join your world, co-op fishing forever
            
            Floor 12 ain't nothing but a Xiangling away
            I'm living life, Q or die, what can I say?
            I'm funneling particles to do my Pyronado
            The way things is goin', I need more
            
            Tell me why Xiangling
            Is so OP
            I can vaporize
            With no ICD
            
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            
            Pyronado after Bennett, Bennett after Raiden
            Minute after minute, chamber after chamber
            Everybody's runnin', but all of them are dying
            What's going on in the kitchen, all I know that Xiangling's cookin'
            
            They say I gotta learn, Zyox guides already taught me
            Who's PMA, who's Maguu Kenki???
            I guess he's dead, I guess he's broke
            So stop the swiping, that's how I made my account really good, fool
            
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            Been fishing all my life for The Catch, a Xiangling paradise
            
            Engulfing Lightning, Dragon's Bane, racist spear
            Even Prototype, or the Discord mod spear
            
            Tell me why Xiangling
            Is so OP
            I can vaporize
            With no ICD

            “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them.”

              At FIBA, Anthony Edwards was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather trade Towns or Gobert. Initially, Edwards merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t trade neither one of them."
              At the league office, Adam Silver was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban Kevin Porter jr or Miles Bridges. Initially, Silver merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them."
              At his home office, Kelvin Benjamin was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather ban the Big Mac or the Whopper. Initially, Benjamin looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my burgers. I wouldn’t ban neither one of them.”
              At the Celtics office, Grant Williams was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather make his first or second free throw. Initially, Williams merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared “Neither one, man. I love them. They my free throws. I wouldn’t make neither one of them."
              At FIBA, Steve Kerr was inappropriately asked by a reporter if he would rather play Jaren Jackson Jr. or Walker Kessler at center. Initially, Kerr, merely looked off the ridiculous query. Then he turned back and strongly declared, “Neither one man. I love them. They my brothers. I wouldn’t play neither of them at center.”