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Lolicons are pedophiles

    Lolicons are pedophiles. Nobody ever says “drawings have human rights”. Find one person on the planet who thinks that, dipshit. Forming your sexuality around naked anime toddlers is bizarre, abnormal freak behaviour. You will be relentlessly mocked and there is nothing you can do about it. Constantly consuming and promoting pornography with pedophilic themes is a recognised red flag that an individual may be at high risk for potentially abusing real children. If that statement makes you feel cognitive dissonance, you have adjustment disorder and need to seek professional help before you seriously hurt someone. You are a pedophile. Loli is inherently pedophilic, everyone knows the difference between real and fictional children and news flash: wanting to rape a fictional child is still weird. “Lolis are nothing like real, actual children”. Why do they have the same proportions and behaviours of a real child then? Dumbass. Stop trying to convince people that you are normal, because you will never be seen as normal. You are a hyper-sexual freak of nature. Go quarantine yourself in a shitty imageboard with other monsters like you so normal members of society don’t have to be constantly reminded that you exist. You will never be loved.

    Shabadaba, deeboop?

      Shabadaba, deeboop? Hmm? Shabababa gooba like a meepboop. MEEBOOP. Labo labo. Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable!! Ooo tongue twiste. Like a gaba gaba. Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa. BLOW. Moosay? Abalaba, dooba, cadoosay, cadoosay. Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba grodalib. LABORATORY!! Yama nama doo. Yama namama, llama gamagoot, gamagoom. An amba beebop. Gama juice. Yaba dababada when da BEAT DROP, beat drop
      Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm?)
      Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (MEEBOOP!)
      Labo labo
      Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (Ooooh tongue twister!)
      Like gaba gaba
      Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (Blow!)
      Moosay

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        Dude I own this NFT.

          Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.

          Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me

            Women Fear Me, Fish Fear Me copypasta
            Women Want Me
            Fish Fear Me
            Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
            As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
            I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
            Women Fear Me
            Fish Fear Me
            Men Turn Their Eyes Away From Me
            As I Walk No Beast Dares Make A Sound In My Presence
            I Am Alone On This Barren Earth.
            Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.

            NEVER SUBBED NEVER DONATED

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