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Minha ex me contou que levou uma gozada no cu

    Basicamente é isso,terminamos faz uns 6 meses e alguns dias atrás a gente voltou a se falar, entramos no assunto sexo e ela me perguntou umas coisas,eu respondi e vi q ela ficou de boa mas demonstrou ciúmes,eu quis perguntar tbm,entt ela disse q gozaram no cu dela e ela gostou,no começo eu achei estranho falar isso com ex ,a gente sempre conversou sobre relacionamento liberal,mas só envolvendo ela se exibir com roupas curtas e tals,nada além disso,mas saber disso me deixou com tesao q n paro de me masturbar pensando,tenho sentimentos por ela achei q morreria de ciúmes,mas o efeito foi ao contrário alguém aí já passou por isso?ou algo parecido ?

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    Basically that's it, we broke up about 6 months ago and a few days ago we started talking again, we got into the subject of sex and she asked me a few things, I answered and I saw that she was fine but she showed jealousy, I wanted to ask too, so she said they made fun of her ass and she liked it, at first I thought it was strange to talk about it with her ex, we always talked about a liberal relationship, but only involving her showing off with short clothes and such, nothing more, but knowing that left me I'm so horny that I can't stop masturbating thinking, I have feelings for her. I thought I'd die of jealousy, but the effect was the opposite. Has anyone out there gone through this? Or something similar?

    My wife (37f) just queefed on my face (15m) and now I want a divorce. Am I the asshole?

      So pretty much I was eating her out and then her coochie lips burped RIGHT ON MY FACE and it smelled like an old gingerbread cookie 💀 so then I stopped and went to the bathroom so I can throw up in the shower but she walked in on me and the smell was still lingering in the air so I started puking even harder and now she's pissed because I can't accept her pussy farts for how they smell. Now I want a divorce and I think she does too. Am I the asshole?

      I was saved from suicide

        Duolingo owl stopped me from suicide
        I was saved from suicide.
        
        Not by a loved one. Not by a friend. Not by family. But by fucking Duolingo telling me I got a 26 day streak to keep up.

        My girlfriend broke up with me because I watch the show big mouth

          So I was snapping my girlfriend and sent her a picture of my computer screen where I was watching big mouth and she replied with a long message about how only "perverted pedophiles" watch that show and she no longer wanted nothing to do with me.. literally blocked me on everything and I feel so fucking sad. I love this girl and the tears won't stop coming. She didn't even give me a chance to explain myself, I know that show isn't for everyone, but I like it. If she wanted me to stop watching it I'd do it in a heartbeat.. never thought a show would be the reason I lose the girl I love. Is there any way to fix this?

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