Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler,
You're so skibidi,
You're so fanum tax,
I just wanna be your sigma
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, You're so skibidi, You're so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma
What does ‘Fanum tax’ mean?
Fanum tax is basically paying food tax if you bring food into someone’s house. The word ‘Fanum’ came from a twitch streamer called Fanum and he does this bit where he’ll take a bite out of his friends food and called it paying the Fanum tax. Here’s a compilation of every instance of Fanum Tax with Kai Cenat!
>Be me
>Be 16
>New school, introduced to class
>Meet guy who is an asshole, let's call him Shitgut >Shitgut tries to start bullying me
>Be alpha and resist
>Don't make many friends, don't need them
>Notice Shitgut bullies other kids
>Decide to fuck him up
>Figure where his locker is
>Wait until school is over, follow him home from a safe distance, unseen >Mark down where he lives, GTFO
>Find out he does hockey, figure out where his ice rink is, and what time he trains >Spend six months practically stalking that fuck, making sure I don't get caught
>Map out where he is at any time, at all times
>Then proceed to phase two, buy a pineapple
>On a day I get off school earlier than he does, bike to his house and leave the pineapple at the door >His parents ain't home for hours, seen by nobody
>He tells people about the pineapple tomorrow, nobody cares
>Two weeks later, sneak a pineapple at the ice rink, in the men's dressing room
>People think he's making it up
>Start buying a pineapple on a regular basis, always have it ready when opportunity strikes
>Hallway empty, pick his locker and leave a pineapple
>His motorbike is unwatched, leave a pineapple
>He doesn't mention the pineapples to anyone anymore
>Figure out where they keep his home's spare key
>Skip school, sneak into his home while his parents work
>Leave a pineapple on his bed
>Hear he's failing classes
>His parents put up a security camera, I figure the blind spot and dodge that shit >Send him a fucking pineapple for christmas through the mail from a fake address >He doesn't show up to school every day anymore
>Don't even think about why I do it anymore, it's just for shits and giggles now >Bombard that fuck with random pineapples every few weeks for two fucking years >School year ends, finish school
>Go to college like a boss
>Come back home for the holidays
>Hear someone from my old school had had a panic attack at the grocery store >It's Shitgut.
>Someone had left a fucking pineapple on the beer shelf
I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at target and work and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like 3 times a month. It’s always the same though isn’t it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. “I’m working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off”. But there is no app, is there. There’s no hope. Just loneliness.
Taking aggro from a newer player trying to learn a fight in a normal duty, not once, but twice, was not only rude, but also disgusting. As a mentor, you should know better. Take the crown off or have some respect for those wanting to learn.
8:30 (before school): Watching Skibidi Toilet with friends
9am: Little dark age edit making class
10am: Rizzonomics Class (Kai Cenat is teacher)
11am: Looksmaxxing class
12am: Lunch (McDonalds grimace shake from Ohio)
1pm: Bussin Gyatt Studies
2pm: Ohio History
3pm: L Rizz Awareness Seminar
4pm: Baltimore Language class
Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.
