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Link from Legend of Zelda is perfect for breeding

    Hey guys! Did you know that Link from Legend of Zelda is perfect for breeding? He has walked and run many times throughout his journey, meaning that his legs are thick and muscular enough to handle the painful cramps of childbirth! He is around 5'7" and roughly 8 apples heavy, making him capable of handling dicks inside him. Link also has a somewhat tiny body, making it easier for your dick to go all the way inside and spray your korok seeds into his hole of z! Once Link gives birth, his childlike demeanor will allow him to be very likable to his offspring!

    Taylor’s speech before first surprise song “Question…?”

      Taylor Swift's speech before playing her 1st surprise song
      "I don't know, I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I don't know, it's not just the tour, it's like. I don't know, I just sort of feel like my life finally feels like it makes sense. And so I thought I'd play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."

      Querido kyle

        Querido kyle, voce tem uma bunda tao linda poderia dormir varios dias naquelas bochechas arrebitadas gostaria de viver com voce e usar sua bunda como chapeu para sempre
        Querido kyle tienes un culito muy hermoso, Podria dormir noche tras noche sobre el dejame decirte, Quiero vivir contigo y tener tu culo de sombrero toda la eternidad

        I AM A SURGEON!

          I am a surgeon scene from Good Doctor that became a meme
          I AM A STURGEON 🐟
          I😤AM😱A😭SURGEON🩺🤬 I😫AM 😳A😡SURGEON🩺👨‍⚕️🤯 DR🩺HAN😤I 😭AM🤬A😡💦SURGEON👨‍⚕️🤬😭🤯
          No, I'm, a surgeon. I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.
          I am, a surgeon. I am, a surgeon!
          I, am, a surgeon! I, AM, A SURGEON! I AM- I AM A SURGEON!! I! AM A SURGEON, DR. HAN! I am a surgeon!
          I saved the patient, I deserve to be a surgeon.

Dr. Murphy...

Dr. Han, I want, my old job back. You are making a mistake.

Am I, Shaun?

Yes.

Because it seems like you are doing really well in pathology, You made a great save on an earlier case and a great save today. You keep doing well and overtime, We can build to you having more responsibility.

No, I'm, a surgeon. I am not leaving your office until you reinstate me.

What are you doing, Shaun? Do you think ordering me to do something will change my mind? Do you really think it's a good idea to try and bully me?

I am, a surgeon. I am, a surgeon!

Do you realize that you are proving my point? That you're acting immature showing, that you don't know how to communicate, and you can't control your emotion.

I, am a surgeon!

But you do have a talent that I value, So I'm gonna give you one last chance to maintain your dignity, and leave my office, Now. Because if I have to call security you'll understand that I'm also gonna have to fire you.

I, am, a surgeon! I, AM, A SURGEON! I AM- I AM A SURGEON!! I! AM A SURGEON, DR. HAN! I am a surgeon!

          I want master to fuck me

            I want master to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, teasing me about how small my dick is before finally plunging his cock into my ass. I want him to grab my waist and pull me into his cock, thrusting in and out. I want him to play with my little cock, still teasing me about it's size before eventually we cum together. Then I want him to make me clean up the mess, still tied up, with my tounge, spanking me whenever I miss a spot. Then when we're finally done, I want him to plug my ass and curl up next to me in bed, stroking my head and calling me a good girl and telling me about how well I did.

            I can’t tell you how much I love Azusa.

              I can't tell you how much I love Azusa. I want to examine her eyes up close, comfort her delicate wings with all of my sanctity, run my fingers through her soft yet perfect-seeming hair. I want to caress her whole body, not leave every centimeter untouched, massage her sweet head, care for her cheeks, touch and admire her toes and fingers while protecting her sacred legs with all my strength and dignity. How I wish to have a single glimpse of holy Azusa before my death, and store that deep in my mind to revoke at the moment of life's end to depart in bliss. Every time I just think of Azusa, if I haven't averted the sight of this goddess, I am filled with eternal happiness and contentment in all ways, so that even in the most difficult times of my life I have a reason to keep going. Every night I lie on my Azusa body pillow, face crying with joy as I replay scenarios of how I would exchange words with holy Azusa. I dream of her with her hands in mine, sitting on a bank of our city's hill, hidden under the night starry sky, our faces close, her eyes closed as I reach for a tender, protective kiss. Every day I step out of my bed just for Azusa. Every day I can't think of anything but Azusa. Every day I live only for Azusa. Come into my care, into my arms, I will heal you, I will take care of you, I will guarantee to fight for you with all my willpower and vitality until my last breath. I love you Azusa!!