Big Smoke’s Order
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Why Tomboys are the ultimate straight choice.
Well I'm a straight man so let's see here..
Normal women have everything I want, pussy, tits, a pretty face but I also have to put up with normal womans gay stuff like buying excessive amounts of clothes or watching shitty tv shows.
That makes normal women mathematically 50% gay
Now how about another man?
Having a homosexual relationship with another man comes with a benefit of having a bro in your life (Bro stuff isn't gay, don't let anybody tell you that) but in the end you are still fucking him.
So having a gay relationship is mathematically 50% gay.
Now how about Tomboys?
They come with the benefits of women while being a bro while still being a woman. You don't have to put up with excessive clothes and shitty tv shows and she can be one of the boys.
That makes Tomboys mathematically 0% gay.
Now let's see our 4th option, Femboys.
Essentially you're putting up with the gay stuff of woman while also fucking a man.
That's why femboys are 100% gay.
That's all. I'm not homophobic or something I'm just that straight.Born of Osiris
Wow! I am SO amazed at you and your bands travel. Very cool to see. I have so many questions I could write a book 😝 What has been your favorite place you are visited? How do you get from city to city? Have you met any cool and interesting people? Have you made any new fans? I am so proud of you. This morning I told our neighbor about your “tour” and she was very impressed! She wants a Born of Osiris t-shirt signed by all the members. I would like one as well and so does aunt Jane. Our little rockstar! 🎸🌟 love ya! Any plans to travel to Seattle? Pop and I went there in the 90s and fell in love with it. The space needle is SO neat 😁 love ya! Be careful! Stay away from the groupies, their always causing trouble. Remember to eat healthy…Stay away from processed foods. Fresh fruits and veggies are fab (meaning fabulous). How’s Cameron doing? Tell him I say hi! Remember the first day you two became friend? I sure do! Remember I’m always only a phone call away. Don't forget about us when you make it big 🤣 love ya!It has been brought to our attention that our social media accounts have been a tad bit unhinged lately. This has come as a complete shock to us. A little backstory:
Lee’s second cousin, Jefferson McKinney, asked for our passwords and claimed he could improve our social media reach. This resulted in utter chaos. Lee gave him the passwords and we honestly forgot about it. This was several years ago. Then, earlier this year, seemingly out of nowhere he started posting “copypastas” all over our accounts. Let us be clear, we didn’t even know what a copypasta was until this happened! Now we have been made a mockery of the internet.
We do not find this the least bit funny. We are serious guys, especially Nick who has not smiled or laughed in well over a year. We strive to maintain the utmost professionalism in all aspects of this band. We will not stand for this any longer. We will not let everything we have created be thrown down the gutter all because of some social media nonsense. We will not allow people to call us the Pasta Band any longer. Let’s set this straight: you may call us “BOO” or “Born of Osiris.” Those are your only two options.
Our sincere apologies for any confusion this may have caused. We have nipped this issue in the bud. Jefferson McKinney has been removed from our accounts and the passwords have been changed. Cameron will be managing our socials moving forward. He is the only one with “the keys to the castle” so to speak. The copypasta nonsense ends NOW.Unidan
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?I cannot stop jerking off to female Roblox avatars.
The Roblox Metaverse is such a wonderful place to be in. You know, you can find some fucking stunning and beautiful girls with these avatars in every premise and experience of the Roblox Metaverse?
Everytime I play a game in the wonderful Metaverse, I see a Roblox girl, with GIGANTIC THIGHS, sweet beautiful faces with the cherry topping of their glasses, and their hot ass body that I can lay my hands upon on. My dick hardens upon the sight of a Roblox girl.
I just can't stop jerking off to their avatars because they are so fucking gorgeous and hot. Their avatars getting naked, then getting fucked canine-style, is how I picture them. I go to a bathroom simulator game, and I thrust back-and-forth every female avatar I see. I can't resist this primal urge to jack off to them as it is imprinted in my mindset.From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh
The line came from the opening cinematic of Warhammer 40k Mechanicus spoken by the servo-skull Magos Dominus Reditus.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah."From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal" From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.Binary version
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