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School if it was epic

    8:30 (before school): Watching Skibidi Toilet with friends
    
    9am: Little dark age edit making class
    
    10am: Rizzonomics Class (Kai Cenat is teacher)
    
    11am: Looksmaxxing class
    
    12am: Lunch (McDonalds grimace shake from Ohio)
    
    1pm: Bussin Gyatt Studies
    
    2pm: Ohio History
    
    3pm: L Rizz Awareness Seminar
    
    4pm: Baltimore Language class

    Killer fish from San Diego

      Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.

      My bf told me that I remind him of a reinsannce painting

        My long distance bf (18m) told me that I (18f) remind him of a reinsannce painting and that I was very pale and I told him I didn’t take that as a compliment and he said why not its “hot” and told me he was hard and that he wants me to be his mona lisa and he will paint me with his oils.
        
        and then we started sexting and he said “does thou want me to cometh inside thy”
        
        it didn’t stop there he went on to talk shakespearan for the rest of what felt like 2 hours saying things like “I want to breedeth thee”, “alloweth me to fondle thy plump bosoms” at one point he called me Elizabeth and told me to call him Henry VII of England… and wanted me to compliment him on how good of a monarch he is
        
        I got really uncomfortable and expressed it to him and he got mad and said I killed the mood and he hopes I get the bubonic plague… we haven’t talked since

        Old Mc SIGMA had a RIZZ 🤑

          Old 🤯Mc🥶SIGMA🍷🗿 had💀 a 🤑RIZZ🤑
          
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          And with🤖 his 🤑RIZZ🤑 he had💀 some😏👅GYATS🍑🤪
          
          Ee😈 i ee😈 i oh💪
          
          With a 😳GYAT🥵🍑GYAT😵🤩 here😍
          
          And a 😜GYAT🧐🍑GYAT🥴🤪 there😍
          
          Here a 👅GYAT🤭😖, there a 👅GYAT😩🤪
          
          Everywhere😏 a GYAT-GYAT🤪🤪
          
          Old 🤯Mc🥶SIGMA🍷🗿 had☠️ a 🤑RIZZ🤑
          
          Ee😍 i ee😍 i o💪

          If you have under 5K hours, don’t speak, literally shut the fk up.

            If the indisputably unparalleled, prodigiously talented, utterly dominant, Mr. HardCarry — the definitive GOAT, Mr. S1mple — says the game is sh*t then the game is sh*t. Period. Claiming that the game is in good condition not only overlooks its evident flaws but also significantly impedes the essential progress and improvements it desperately needs.
            
            I'm going to be real, if you have under 5K hours of competitive play, don't speak, literally shut the f*ck up. You have no idea what you are talking about. It's like giving advice on how to set up a racecar while you have just passed the driving test.
            
            I can't wait for the CS2 tournament. Right now it's an uphill battle because obviously the majority of the players on this subreddit are just not experienced enough to notice the obvious issues that the game has. They've played the game just long enough to fall into the Dunning-Kruger trap, mistaking their limited experience for genuine expertise.
            
            Valve, like any other company, has its own interests at heart. It's important not to romanticize or become overly attached to a corporate entity.
            I'm going to be real, if you have under 5K hours of competitive play, don't speak, literally shut the f*ck up.

            Anon goes to college with a gaming laptop

              First day of college with gaming laptop
              >first day of college
              >walk into Computer Science 101 class
              >look around, normie MacBooks and pleb laptops abound
              >reach into backpack
              >summon up all my strength
              >powerlift my gaming laptop onto the desk
              >catch my breathe for a moment
              >reach into my backpack again
              >once again summon my strength
              >pull out the charging cable (the laptop only lasts 5 minutes without a charge)
              >drop it onto the desk, a loud THUMP echoes throughout the classroom and into the hallways >the classroom is now staring in awe of the monster I've just unleashed
              >plug the cable in, sparks fly as though Zeus himself blessed the connection
              >classmates look on in horror as I open the laptop >as I hover my finger towards the power button, some students begin trying to escape the room >but there is no escape
              >press the power button
              >RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
              RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

              Related to the ‘I hate gaming laptop‘ pasta