Life slapped me, I couldn't stand it
I slapped my dick, my dick still stands
Maybe my dick makes a better man than me
Someone stabbed me, I still stood
I stabbed my dick, my dick collapsed
Maybe I make a better dick than my dick
When encountering my crush
Even my dick toughens up
Yet I cower and say nothing
Holding my masturbation cup, I lie to my dick, saying that it's a warm vagina
Standing up, my dick lies to me, saying that it's a warm world
When I'm single, my dick rejoices, as it gets to be caressed
When I have a girfriend, my dick rejoices, because it gets to have a new warm home
Maybe I'm a part of my dick, and not the other way around.
One time I was walking home when a very mean robber approached me. He pulled out a sharp knife and said "Give me all your money, punk! And your phone, too!" I began to comply as I didn't want any trouble, but as I handed him my phone, my thumb unlocked it and the robber was face to face with the handsome dimpled smile on my lockscreen. Seeing the glimmer of awe in his eyes, I said to the robber, "That's Mark Lee. He's in the musical groups NCT 127, NCT U, NCT Dream, NCT Jop, NCT Superpoopoopeepee, NCT Sperm, NCT ABC, NCT XYZ, NCT KFC, NCT KBS, and GOT7! Would you like to learn to jop with me, sir?" Speechless, the robber could do nothing but nod his head enthusiastically. Day and night, he and I practiced tirelessly, honing our choreography until we were perfectly in sync. Now you might think the story ends there, dear reader, but you'll surprised to hear that the robber and I popped up in the public eye again many months later – this time, when the two of us debuted together as 5-member girl group NewJeans!
Why did riot make the new prestige shaco a Twink?
You know why, imagine you're strolling through the jungle on graves, suddenly you step into a trap and hear a light melodic laugh, angry you look towards it and it's that sneaky little Twink! You chase after him your huge throbbing health bar barely even dented despite his ap centered build, realizing his tiny little (level) 6 can't stand up to your gigantic (lvl) 9 you catch him by the throat and blast him 3 no 4 times with your huge double barrelled "shotgun" filling his insides with potent hextech pellets, you both let out a groan as you fill him full with your gun's load and drop his limp body as you go to take his red buff
Dude, Rosalina is one of the deepest characters in Mario, she was orphaned at a young age, got lost in space where she became the emotionally closed off mother figure to the lumas and a gaurdian of the universe and eventually met Mario where she finally let herself live a semi-normal life having fun with Mario and his friends, if that's "cringe, bland and boring" to you, you either are taking an overly serface level look at the character or are just making up a reason to hate her or something.
Obviously for XP its fine, but think about it in the context of the game universe for a moment.
This woman Amy hires you as a contractor to fix peoples homes. She provides no supplies, no transportation, and most importantly NO PAY.
You are literally providing her with free supplies and labor while she gets to keep the money from the contracts.
The only thing you receive as a reward is essentially company scrip where you can buy back some of the supplies YOU USED TO DO THE CONTRACTS.
SUDO I'M DELETING GNU+LINUX!😭👋🐧
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🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 open-source🔓📂 software is 💎irreplaceable. 💖I could never delete 🐐GNU+Linux!🐧💖
Send this to ten other 👪🚪stall-men🚪👪 who give you 💸🖥free software💸💻, or never get called a 🤖hacker🤖 again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get
0 Back: you use proprietary BSD 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're an Ubuntu user☁️💦
5 back: you're a kernel developer😽👼🏿💦
10+ back: Stallman!😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
