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    🤑 🤑 E SEX PRICES (CASHAPP ONLY) 🤑🤑

SLEEP CALL (OPTIONAL NUMBERS)

1-3 minutes = $6

1-5 minutes = $8

1-7 minutes = $10

1-3 hours = $18

4-5 hours = $28

6-7 hours = $38

8-9 hours = $48

STATUS putting you in my status = $47

putting you in my status and putting daddy infront of your name = $59

CALL calling you daddy = $65

moaning = $78

calling you daddy & moaning = $88

masturbating = $92

masturbating, moaning and calling you daddy = $100

E SEX VACATION e sex for 2 days = $118

e sex for 5 days =$221

e sex for 1 week =$235

e sex for 2 weeks = $374

SLAVERY buying me temporarily = $482

buying me and making me sell-able = $489

buying me and making me your personal cumslut forever = $503

▶️ NOTE : Please do not try to negotiate the price or you'll not receive service ◀️

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      Hey there buddy chum pal friend

        Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud...
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        hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...
        hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, i dont mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but i gonna warn ya, if u take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck. and wawza wouldnt that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture. becuse friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

        You took one diddly darn step

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        guy mate fella brother amigo homie…

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        Thank you for adding /s to your post.

          Response when someone uses "/s"
          Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this post, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how you don’t deserve oxygen. I even sent a copy to my Harvard professor to proofread. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A “/s” at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense! Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the pure comedic genius. The person next to me on the bus saw and started crying from laughter until he shit himself. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing and filling their pants with shit at your incredible comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.

          Forreal goddamn that’s an ass you put in tupperware

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            Oh my gosh, it’s a freaking Miata!

              Mazada Miata circle jerk copypasta
              Stopped by Starbucks this morning. Pulled up to drive-thru window and the barista asks, "OMG, are you driving a Miata?" I nod in response. She begins jumping with joy and says, "OMFG it's a freaking Miata! John, look! He's driving a Miata! You can make the headlights pop up right?!" I proceed to pop up the headlights to spur further joy. She exclaims, "Oh my gossshhhh, oh my gosh! I'm so sorry I'm freaking out! Here's your coffee have a great day!" 

Hell yah, GenZ.

              The shitbox version

              Yesterday while in line at Starbucks, the barista asked me "OMFG, are those Miata foglights?" Now I drive an early '00s shitbox ford that had some parts bin compatability with some Mazdas, so I nod like the non-verbal 'tist that I am. She starts jumping for joy and says "OMG John it's a shitbox with miata parts compatibility! Can you turn the foglights on?" I said they haven't worked since 2008. She starts freaking out "oh my gosssssssh oh my gosh oh my gosh here's your venti soy iced latte with exactly four ice cubes."

Hell ya, GenZ
              That happened Im sure
              by u/ConsiderationHour861 in carscirclejerk