So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.
I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.
She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my cock." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.
She wont respond to my texts.
Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"
Now im blocked.
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Happy International Women’s Day bitchezz!!👛💄 it is time 🕑 to celebrate 🎉🎊all the bad bitches 💁🏻💁🏾out there! In the 🗓early 1900s🗓 some shawties💁♀️wanted to pop🍾their pussy💦at the polls🗳and achieved 😩Women’s Suffrage😩which sounds bad🙅♀️but is actually good👍and now we celebrate🥳women👯♀️every year! Let’s continue to 💦FILL💦that wage gap 🆙 and make those 😡sexist😡skanks😡 afraid😳😰today! “A challenged world is an alert world.” And from challenge 😩💦CUMS💦😩 change so let’s choose to challenge💪. Send this to5️⃣shawties you’d topple💥the male-dominated power structure with.🙆♀️
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Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).
"Yo, are these catboys straight?" I mutter to my buddy while uncomfortably adjusting my position on the bench.
"No, of course not." my buddy, Josh, responds with out looking at me, a confused sneer frozen on his face as he watches the baseball team full of catboys roll around on the grass and pounce on each other before bumbling the ball back to the skinny, scared pitcher. He hisses as he picks up the ball as if it's the first time he's had to throw one even though this game has been going on for 3 hours already.
"I don't know." I squirm, "I mean, I... well. I mean I think they could... they could be straight, ya know?"
"Definitely not, man. They're pouncing on each other and hugging each other and licking each other. These dudes are super gay." Josh throws his head back and looks up to the darkening sky. "I was supposed to leave 20 minutes ago."
He has some obligation with his girlfriend no doubt. "Well, ya know. Cats are gay. So maybe you're confusing these catboys with real cats when in fact they're only catboys."
"Nope."
Our batter who's up at the plate backs off and sighs heavily. He slings his bat over his shoulder and calls over to us. "Guys. We just gotta call it. We gotta forfeit."
The pitcher's mound turns into a catboy pile as all the catboys do that thing where cats arch their backs and rub against each other. Some how from this writhing purr pile, the ball launches towards our unprepared batter for another strike, his third. In resigned disbelief, he trudges back to the dugout and sits down on the bench.
"I can't believe it." the out-batter says.
Josh on the bench throws his hat to the ground. "We can't quit, dammit! We can't lose to these fucking catboys!" There's a quaver in his frustrated voice. I think he doesn't understand why exactly he's so upset to be losing to the catboys. Neither do I. I can't understand my feelings towards the catboys either.
Head in his hands, shaking his head, he continues, "These fucking catboys..."
I clear my throat to get his attention and then grab his shoulder. "Yeah, these fucking catboys. Look. The catboys are fucking."
At the pitcher's mound, the purr pile has turned into a fuck pile. The catboys have stripped themselves of their little baseball uniforms and all their lithe, pallid bodies are writhing and grinding together. The meows and hisses and screeches are almost unbearable. Almost...
One of our teammates stands up and walks right on past, present, and future by us, unbuttoning his shirt.
"Jesse? No, man. Don't do it. If they fuck long enough, that's gotta be a forfeit. We can still win this thing."
"S-sorry..." Jesse says. He makes a sound like he was going to say something else, like he was about to justify what he's about to do, but no. He simply strips naked and hops in the cat pile to a chorus of cheerful meows. They welcome him greedily.
I'm drenched in sweat, heart pounding. I feel like I have a fluffy tail curled up in my getting-tighter-by-the-moment pants.
"Josh, I uhh..." I don't want to let him down. I don't want to let the team down, but... It's a fur fuck pile.
Josh sighs, "Just fucking go fuck with the catboys... I'll be there in a minute... I just gotta call my girlfriend and tell her I'll be late..." he says while untying his cleats.
I'm relieved and ashamed, but excited as I hurriedly wrench loose my sweaty uniform. As I stumble in a lustful stupor, practicing my own meow, I hear Josh muttering to himself.
"These fucking catboys got us again."
the catboys i signed for my all-catboy baseball team dont know what baseball is and theyre actively loudly sobbing whenever they miss a swing and whenever they dive to catch a ball it bonks them on the head and they go "uweh" and our pitcher closes his eyes whenever he throws because hes scared and we're beating every other team in the league
HI GUYS MY NAME IS BOBY D. (AGE 60 BIRTHDAY 1961\05\05 TRUCKER BADASS MAN) I WAS WONDERING WHAT MY KID (AGE 16 2006\03\05 GIRLY SISSY BOY) WAS WATCHING. HE WAS WATCHING SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE WEIRD CARTOON. HE DROPPED PHONE AND LEFT TO BATHROOM. I OPEN PHONE. I THINK I SEE A PENIS GET INSERTED TO A BUTTHOLE. BUT BUTTHOLE HAD A PENIS TOO!!! I GOT SCARED. DID MY SON DEAL WITH SATAN? WAS HE GAY? ?
I LOOKED AT PHONE MORE. HE GOT SMS MESSAGE I THINK AND WHEN I OPENED IT I SEE GAY PORNO WITH SOMEONE DRESSING AS A GIRLT!! I KNEW IT!! I LOOKED AT HIS CLOSET AND SAW WEIRD HAIR AND WEIIRD SCHOLGIRL CLOTHES. DID MY ACT LIKE HE WAS A GIRL!!
MY CANT BE A GIRLY SISSY BOY HE IS MY SON AND HE NEEDS TO BE REAL MAN! !! I GOT VERY ANGRY WHEN HE COME BACK TO ROOM I GAVE HIM AN EXTRA SPANKING TODAY. HE MOANED LIKE GIRL. I LAUGHED BECAUSE OF HOW STUPIOD HE IS. I TOLD HIM HE CRIES LIKE A GIRL AND I TOLD HIM TO BE A MAN THATS RIGHT HE ISNT GOING TO GO FAR IN LIFE WITHOUT TAKING A SPANKING OR TWO
I THINK HE PISS HIS PANTS. HIS PANTS ALL WET HAHAHA. I WILL TELL MY WIFE ABOUT THIS ONCE THAT STUPID BITCH COMES BACK HOME FROM HER STUPID FUCKING JOB WITH THAT WHORE DANIELLA AND MAKES ME SOME FUCKING FOOD AFTER A NIGHT OF HARD TRUCKING AND SPANKING MY STUPID GIRLY SON
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH SON NOW I ALREADY BEAT HIM AND I WANT TO TAKE HIM TO TRUCKING NEXT DAY SO THAT HE CAN SEE HOW TO BE A REAL MAN BUT SHOULD I DO ANYTHING ELSE
HELP