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Earth Day 🌍

    To all 🌍🌿 our eco-warriors 🌱🦸 out there 🌄, We'll cut straight 🌊🔪 to the chase 🏃‍♂️🏁: This Earth Day 🌎🌞🌿, we're urging 📢📣 you 👈 to support 🌱🤝 the fight against climate change 🌡️🌪️❌. To preserve our planet's 🌏🌿 future 🌅🚀, we'll never ❌ bombard you 🚫 with ads 📺📡. Our lifeline 🌍🔌 relies on raising awareness 🌱🌞. Only a small fraction 📉 of our fellow planetarians 🌍 contribute 🤲. If each of you 🙋‍♂️ reading 📖 this could join us 🤝 in preserving our nature 🌱🌊🌿, we could nurture 🌱 the Earth's well-being 🌱🌞 for generations 🌳👶 to come 🌅🌿. The cost 💰 of this plea 🙏 is minuscule compared to the impact 🌪️🌊 of climate change. We understand 🧐 this message 📣 might arrive at an inconvenient 🕐 time ⌚, but 🌿 there's never ❌ a convenient 🕐 moment ⏳ to remind ourselves 🙆‍♀️ of our duty to Mother Nature 🌍🌼. When I 👁 founded this environmental cause 🌱, skeptics 😒🤨 warned me it'd be an uphill battle 🏔️. Years 📅 later ⏳🌿, it's one of the leading initiatives 🌱🌍 preserving our nature, driven by a global 🌎🌍 community 🌿🌏 of champions 🏆. Most may overlook 👀 my appeal 🙏, but 🌍 I trust you'll reflect 🤔 on the vital 🌱 significance 🌊🌡️ of preserving our planet 🌏. Please 🙏 join us 🤝 in the fight against climate change 🌡️🌎 and preserving our nature 🌱🌿. Thank you 🌿.
    Happy 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY you SUSTAINABLE Sluts ‼️👯💃 it's time 🕐to protect 🙅🏽 the ENVIR-WHORE-MENT and daddy nature’s WOODEN wonder🍆 🌲 😉 🌲. That means you gotta trim that BEAVER 🦫 so Daddy AL GORE can plant 🌱 his SEEDS in your POT 👨‍🍳 🪣. But first, Daddy needs to PLOW 🚜 👩‍🌾 🍴 your secret garden 🪴 😉 🪴.  Daddy AL GORE  got me all 🥵 sweaty 💦 and ready ✅ as he plows my fertile patch. 🚜 🌸 🌹. Is that my pussy leaking? 🧐 or is it just the glaciers ❄️ ⛄️ melting from global 🌏 WHORE-ING 💦 😂 😂 😮🫢🤭. Don’t water your flower 🌺 and waste that precious 💦 H20. Let Daddy 👩‍🌾 take care of it 😏 and suck 🍭 that HOSE instead 💦 😂. Send this 💌to 2️⃣0️⃣of your TREE 🌲 FUCKING friends in honor of Earth Day♻️ 🌎.  if you get this 🔙 5️⃣times you’re a garden hoe🌱🌻🌷. If you get this 🔙1️⃣0️⃣times you’re 😏 a SQUIRTING 💦 SPRINKLER 🚿 🌏.  If you get 1️⃣5️⃣ back your pussy is getting REDUCED, ⬇️REUSED 📦 , & RECYCLED recycled ♻️ 2NITE!!! 😂😏
    HAPPY 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY YOU SLUTS ‼️👯💃 ITS TIME 🕐TO PROTECT 🙅🏽 THE ENVIRONMENT AND DADDY NATURE’S DICK 🍆 SO HE DOESN’T PLANT A SEED 🌰👶🏻 IN THAT PUSSY🐱 RECYCLE YOUR TRASH 🗑 BUT DON’T RECYCLE THAT CONDOM👎🏼🙇🏾 GET OUT YOUR HOES AND DIG HOLES 🕳 TO PLANT TREES 🌲🌳 AND GET YOUR HOLE🍑 FILLED💦 CONSERVE WATER 🚱💧 AND SUCK👅 DICK 🍆 INSTEAD SEND THIS 💌TO 22 OF YOUR EARTH BAES IN HONOR OF EARTH DAY♻️ THIS GAYPRIL👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 IF YOU GET THIS 🔙 5 TIMES YOU’RE A GARDEN HOE🌱🌻🌷 GET THIS 🔙10 TIMES AND YOU’RE ON 🔝😏 OF THIS WORLD 🌏
    Happy 😀 Earth 🌎🌍🌏Day! I love 😍💜 saving 🌱🌼🌺our planet✔️♻️📈, but I 🙋🏼 love ❤️💚💙 YOUR TITS 👊🏼👀 more! Thanks 💋👏🏼 for being 😫😍 my 💁🏼 EARTH 🌏 HOE 😏💦🔥 through 😂👉🏽 thick⬛️and thin▪️. Send this on to 5⃣ of your closest 💯EARTH 🌏 HOES 😏💦🔥 for good 👍🏼✨LUCK 🎲 and 🌎 let me plant 🚜 a seed 🌱 in that ass 😏🍑
    🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌎🌍HAPPY🌍🌍EARTH🌏🌍DAY🌍🌍you hippy hoe🍑 this is the day we all suck Mother Earths🌍🌍🌍🌍 😩BIG😩FAT😫THROBBING😩 COCK🍆💦💦💦💦 or should I say rock😂😂😂😏😏😏 make sure you have all your big dick daddy’s plant 🌳🌲their tree into your ground today🍑 by digging a huge gaping hole🍩🍩 (just like my big dicked daddy stanly yelnats and zero) 🍆🍆🍆😫😫😫ground I mean ass🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 LET ALL THE BIG COCK DADDYS PLANT A SEED IN THAT ASS🍌🍌🍌 the first earth day was in Philadelphia 🌳🌳🌲😩😩😩in 1970 and I want you to FILLadapphia my dripping pussy😩😩😩😩😩😩the earth is getting warmer 🍌🍌and I am getting 🍌🍌🍌hornyer💦💦💦💦💦🙏🏼 reduCUMe reuse, and reCUMycle💯💯💯💯💯 leave your carbon foot print in my ass😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 send this to all you sexy ass earth loving CUMMIES 😏😏😏😏👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿 if you get 0️⃣ back your a earth hoeeee 👎🏾 if you get 6️⃣9️⃣ back you are getting some good dick tonight from a earth loving daddy 🍆🍆🍆🍆 if you get 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ back your getting Anal 😩😩😩😫😫🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍
    DEAR DICKS 🍆🍆 OUR 💰🏿 PLANET 🌌🌌 EARTH 🌎 IS 🈶🅰 IN 🕕 DANGER OF 👬 BEING 😑📈 RAVAGED BY 😈🏳 GLOBAL WARMING AND ➕ A 👌 LOAD OF 👨 OTHER TERRIBLE ♀ THINGS 🌚👠 SO TODAY 🗓 WE ARE 🏃 PROMOTING ↗↗ ORGASMS NOT OIL BARRENS THE 🐕 BEST 🏼👌 WAY 👟🚘 TO 💦 KEEP 👏 OUR 💰😻 PLANET FRESH AND 😎🎅 CLEAN 🛁 IS 🤔 TO 🤔💦 STAY 💒 DRIPPING DRY FROM 🅱🅱 YOUR 👶 SUNNY 🌞🌞 SIDE 🕵🤝 UPPITY SKANKS 👯 THIS IS A 👌🚟 CALL 📞📞 TO 💦🤣 ARSE 🍑🍑 IN ⬅ SUPPORT OF CLIMATE CHANGE 🔁 YOU CAN HELP 🌽💁 STOP 👮 THE 🙏 EARTH 🌍🌎 FROM 💩😂 SLIDING 🐍 INTO 🚟😂 ANOTHER 🏊🏻 ICE AGE JUST BY 🎨 GRABBING SOME ASS 🍑 AND 👏➕ SQUEEZING IT ✅🙌 PREPARE 👉 FOR THE HOT 🔥 FLOOD, DROP ⚰🏿 YOUR 👨⛵ LOAD 😍 WHILE 🙌 FILLING 💦 UP 🔝 ON FUCKIN’ 👀🏿 WATER 💦🌊 BUCKETS 🍯 TO KEEP YOU COOL 😎🌃 IF 👌👏 YOU DON’T 🚫🙅 GET 🎃 ALL 😝 JIZZED UP 🆙👆 THE NEXT ⏩💕 5 😴 YEARS 📆👍 WILL 😬 SEE MORE 😢💰 FIRE 🔥 THAN 😽😽 ICE ❄

    7 inch dicks are small.

      Everyone keeps asking if a 6-7 inch dick is even remotely medium sized, but no, not at all, I’m surprised if a 7 inched cock can even make it past the cheeks. I’ve seen so many posts asking “Is my seven inch cock big?” and it looks like the smallest fucking cock ever, I’m shocked sizes under that exists. If you have a 7 inches I feel bad for you, and you should get enlargement surgery. When you get to 8 inches, that’s when you start getting big, but 7 inches SMH. Man it’s honestly so sad that people think 7 inches are “good enough” when I feel that 7 inches couldn’t even fill me up, and I can prove it, if you have 7 inches or below, come by my house and I’ll tell you if it’s big enough, we’ll do many tests, I’ll deep throat, take it up the ass, and then we’ll really see how big your 7 inches is.

      This is the pinnacle of German humour and it’s pathetic

        4chan "This is the pinnacle of German humour" origin
        This is the pinnacle of German humour and it's pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this, as if this was an absolute spirit bomb of a comment, and then reading it out loud in his disgusting language "schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung" before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him.

        This is X’s mom. I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back.

          This is X's mom copypasta
          This is X's mom.
I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back. In addition, I will also be deleting this account and reporting all of you to the authorities.
This is not the son I raised. I raised my son to be respectful of other women and to be a good Feminist. The Internet has ruined him, and he now refers to himself as a "Shitlord". You guys did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live a worthwhile life, then I will live his life for him.
Goodbye, and I hope your parents are as disappointed in you as I am disappointed in my son.

          Yugimon version

          This is Adam's mom. 
I have taken control of all his Facebook accounts and he will not be getting them back. In addition, I will also be deleting this account and reporting all of you to the authorities.
This is not the son I raised. I raised my son to be a good Christian - not a "Duelist". Yugimon has ruined him and now he refers to himself as an "anti-meta gamer" whatever that means. You nerds did this to him and I am putting an end to it. If he refuses to live a worthwhile life then I'll live it for him. 
Goodbye and I hope your parents are as disappointed as you as I am disappointed in my son.

          I’m straight but.

            I'm straight but.

Man, I just wish I had a gay friend. We could chat, relax, kiss, have sex, engage in a casual no strings attached relationship, eventually develop emotional bonds, start to date like normal people, watch all the corny movies, eventually we'll get a dog and a cat, I'll propose, small spring wedding (because we don't want to make a fuss), buy a nice house by the National Park, adopt two children, send them to a nice school, one learns violin, the other learns the drums, we go to the lake for the holidays every single year, eventually the older of the two children begins to lose interest in our yearly trips to the lake, asks to not go one year, I refuse but my husband changes my mind, teenager gets drunk at a friends party, the rest of the family returns from holiday and sees teenager drunk and crying, does inspirational parenting speech with countless examples of me making horrible mistakes, hugs, both children graduate Highschool, one studies music (violin), the other studies business, husband and I retire, we both move to a small cottage with a large back yard, take up gardening as a hobby, I feint one day and collapse in the garden, goes to emergency room, diagnosed with stage 4 cancer, two months to live, every day husband visits, we watch all the corny movies together, we go on a final trip to the lake, return to the hospice nearing the end, I lay down holding my husbands hand, final breath leaves my body with love on my mind, love for you. Wait, what?

            I have a huge thing for girls with penises and I don’t know if that makes me gay

              Recently I have discovered a great love for trans women/femboys and I am very confused about it. For a long time I have thought I was straight, no matter how much my piers said otherwise. But after discovering a sudden love for cock I don't know if I am. So far its only feminine people with cocks that I have found attractive but if I like dick so much doesn't that make me gay anyway? I don't want to tell anyone about it because I know that if I do and it gets out it will just become another running joke. So I want to know all of you guys opinions, does liking cock make you gay or does it specifically have to be a mans cock for it to be gay? I just want answers so that I at least know somewhere I can align myself.