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Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex future divorce and co-dependency

    Tinder bio starting with seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex

    Its a Tinder bio copypasta that started around 2020 acting as a parody to everyone else bio.

    Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex future divorce and co-dependency. Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. 

Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills

    Harry Potter should have carried a 1911

      Harry Potter if everyone used guns

      Its a classic 2010 copypasta created by u/Whind_Soull on r/guns that gives a hypothetical scenario where the Wizarding World of Harry Potter would be different if everyone used guns instead of wands. 

      Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol’ American hot lead. Basilisk? Let’s see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren’t looking at it—you’re looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons.

Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don’t think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort’s wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry’s would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let’s see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can’t be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series:

“Well then I guess it’s a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1.” And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

      Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about “compatibility?”

        Its a curse response to the Vaporeon or Pokemon compatibility copypasta that often circulates within the community. 

        Why the fuck do those copypastas talk about "compatibility?" like bruh, i ain't sticking my dick in a fantastical wild animal because i want to be compatible with it. i want our parts to be different enough that can feel the species barrier on my shaft. if it feels like it was built for humans then it's clearly not an imaginative enough choice. i want the puffy spade of a mightyena in heat at least. i want to fuck the flower of a venusaur like a horny beedrill on a pollinating spree. i want a collaborative blowjob from the same mega mawile. i want to watch a mienshao to literally bend over backwards like a broken lawnchair to give herself a rimjob while i'm hitting that from behind. what i don't want is to be bored to death by the bog standard gardevoirs and other shit that 'seems so fit for humans.' i'm not gonna halfass my crimes against nature, when i fuck a wild fantastical beast, i want it to feel like i'm fucking a wild fantastical beast.

        It’s sad that women can’t and don’t know how to be good friends anymore.

          Boomer women copypasta typically found on FB.

          It’s sad that women can't and don't know how to be good friends anymore. You’re suppose to be empowered by your sistas... not intimidated or by no means jealous! Well let's see. Calling all my girlfriends & women in my life. I don't have many, but the ones I do have are pretty EPIC. I’m calling for solidarity to show there is support between us. So I need 5 women to post this to prove they will ALWAYS be available if anyone needs to talk. 😘 I have no idea who will say "done".
***actually I'm pretty sure I do!
REMEMBER…. dimming someone else’s light does not make yours shine brighter.

          SIDEBAR🙄 I SEE YOU👀👀 FAT FUCKING LIZZO🤶🏿😡

            From Azealia Banks rant on Lizzo posted on IG stories that became a meme.

            SIDEBAR🙄 I SEE YOU👀👀 FAT FUCKING LIZZO🤶🏿😡 I SEE👀 WHAT YOU’RE 😷TRYNA FUCKING👌🏿👈🏿 DO! YOU STOLE CUPCAKKE’S 👸🏿SWAG BITCH🐕 AND NOW YOU ALL OUT HERE😾 TALKING BOUT “IM🙋🏿‍♀️ FEMALE♀️ RAPPER🎙️” YOU AINT NO 🤬FUCKING 🙅🏿‍♀️FEMALE RAPPER🙅🏿‍♀️ BITCH!🙍🏿‍♀️ YOU DONT GOT👎🏿 ENOUGH FUCKING🍆💦 SEX APPEAL🤢🤢 TO BE NO FUCKING FEMALE 💃🏿RAPPER DONT LET CRAIG KALLMAN👨🏼 GAS YOU💨💨 LIZZO🤶🏿 YOU STILL FUCKING A FAT 🐘BORING...👺 YOU STILL A FAT🦛 BORING 😴HIPSTER🤓 RAPPER BITCH🐩 YOU’RE NOT FUCKING🤮 WITH CUPCAKKE👸🏿 YOU’RE NOT EATING👅🍴 CUPCAKKE 🧁AND IM SORRY🤞🏿 I KNOW🤔 THATS REALLY WHY- 💡THAT’S REALLY THE REASON😮 WHY CUPCAKKE👸🏿 FEELING 😔LIKE SHE WANNA QUIT😭😭 BECAUSE SHE 👁️SEE HER- ALL HER FUCKING😤😤 MAGICK🔮✨🧜🏿‍♀️ BEING FUCKING TORN🔪🔪 TO FUCKING SHREDS🗑️👿 BY FAT🐖 LIZZO!! I HATE😡💢 YOU FAT🐳 LIZZO I FUCKING😖 HATE😡😡 YOU GIRL🌚 I HATE🤬 YOU FOR COMING OUT🚪➡️ WITH THAT FLOSS🧵 UP YOUR FUCKING🤢 FAT ASS🍑 AND REALLY TRYING😪 TO STEAL🧛🏿‍♀️ FROM THE FUCKING😠 BLACK GIRLS👸🏿 CUPCAKKE CUZ I KNOW 💡THE FUCKING WHITE GAYS👦🏼👦🏼 GOT IN YOUR HEAD 🧠AND WAS LIKE👯‍♂️🗣️ “YAAAS STEAL😈 CUPCAKKE’S 👸🏿THING” AND KNOW YOU🤶🏿 OUT HERE JUST RIDING🚴🏿‍♀️ ON THIS BLACK BITCH’S👩🏿‍🦰 FUCKING ENERGY🧿 TRYNA ACT🎭 LIKE BODY POSITIVITY🙄🙄 YOU FAT🤶🏿 HOE!! NO🚫 THE PUBLIC👬 REALLY NEEDS TO 😫GET INTO👄 CUPCAKKE👸🏿 AND LEAVE🍂 THIS FUCKING WHACK🤦🏿‍♀️ FAT 🐡BITCH LIZZO ASIDE✋🏿 LIKE SO WHAT🙄 IF SHE’S FUCKING FAT🤭 BODY POSITIVITY MY ASS😠😠 BITCH😤 IF YOU DONT GO PLAY🌬️ THAT FLUTE🎼 AND MAKE ME SOME🎶 STEVIE WONDER 🕴🏿SHIT💩 AND LEAVE👏🏿 THIS👏🏿 FEMALE👏🏿 RAP👏🏿 SHIT👏🏿 ALONE👏🏿 
            I see you fat fucking Lizzo i see what your trying to do - you stole cupcakes swag bitch and now your out here all like "im a female rapper" you aint no fucking female rapper bitch you dont got enough fucking sex appeal to be no fucking female rapper, you still a fat boring, you still a fat boring hipster rapper bitch you not fucking with cupcake you not eating cupcake and im sorry i know this is really wide but this is the reason why cupcake wants to quit because she sees all her fucking magic being torn to fucking shreds by fat Lizzo! I hate you fat Lizzo i fucking hate you girl, i hate you for coming out with that floss up your fucking fat ass and really tryna really steal from the black girl cupcake and i know all the fucking white gays got in your head and were like "yes steal cupcake's thing" and now your out here riding on this black bitch's fuckin' energy, talkin' about body positivity you fat hoe! no, the public really needs to get into cupcake and leave this fucking whack fat bitch Lizzo, like so what if fucking shes fat? body positivity my ass bitch if you dont go play that flute and make me some Stevie Wonder shit and leave this female rapper alone bitch we gon' have-

            IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE???

              ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
              HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😨😨😨😨 IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃 YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡.
              Oh my god is that a mothherfucking geometry dash reference?! Oh my geometry dash is my favorite game, I'm glad that they made a reference about my favorite game. One time on my music class my teacher said "Kyrie eleison" Get it because it's a gd lvl made by a famous creator viprin?! One time I heard someone talking about nine circles, and I said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?! And they reported me to the astronauts to fling in space after they flinnged me to space and I was thinking in space get? Because thinking space!, i was knocked unconscious and i woke up to a crimson planet suffering get it?! Because crimson planet is a geometry dash level that i will never beat. One time i heard someone say "The golden" Get it? Because it's geometry dash reference, after that, they kidnapped me and took me to a shock therapy get it? Because it's a motherfucking geometry dash reference! One time i saw my classmate drinking a water that has a sonic wave logo in it and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And my friend whips me with a belt. Also, i watched the news recently, and i saw a news about slaughterhouse and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference" And my friend said " Can you get your life back on track?!" And i said "Oh my god is that a motherfuckinng geometry dash reference?!" And my friend screamed in the room get it? Because screamroom is a geometry dash level! One time my pastor talked about the hell inferno and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And my pastor kicked in his church but it was worth it, because it's a geometry dash reference. One time i heard someone talking about tartarus, and i said "Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" And they kicked me. One time my mom bought us a aeonair conditioner and i said " Oh my god is that a motherfucking geometry dash reference?!" Get it? Because aeonair is a famous geometry dash content creator. TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN TRUSTA NERF GUN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.