I'm not answering the question, but I need help. I've looked this up on several occasions and I still can't quite figure out what copypasta is. As near as I can tell, story-length memes? Is it just some elite-level inside joke that TL;DR people will never get? I just don't get it. I mean, do people laugh about these?
I (15c) remember one day I went to school naked. Even if I remembered to remove my pajamas before, I forgot to put my clothes on after. Since I had my headphones I didn't see anyone having weird looks at me or trying to talk to me. That's when I arrived a little late in the classroom (I was finishing my song) that I removed my headset and saw that I, indeed, went to school naked. That day we had another temporary teacher since the right one had a car accident and went to jail. He wasn't used to our school yet and asked me : "why are you naked ?? Go immediately and put some clothes on !!!". The bad part was I just went from my house to the school (15 min) and I was very tired from all the walking so I responded "But teacher, I can't I'm tired". But he persisted on being annoying so I hit myself and blackmailed him to tell the cops that he committed a horrible crime against me. Good thing he was smart and let me through the day. Tomorrow, he unexpectedly was fired (such a bad teacher) and I got the whole day to play.
Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why y'all fellows conversing that you going around conversing that you have sexual relations with my father and the likes.
Are you by any chances the son of Rodington Jr casually known as Lil Rodney?
Indubitably, I am Lil Rodney's son.
Therefore, are you referring to Rodington? Whos buttocks are fascinatingly enormous?
Oi why are you disrespecting me bruv?
My mistake original gangster.
No, this cannot be forgiven. Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
For what purpose?
And discard of your footwear as well.
For what purpose?
In fact, I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Lil Travis on your buffoon self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.
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Original Gangster: Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why are fellows conversing that you're going around conversing that you've had sexual relations with my father in the legs.
Buffoon self: Are you by any chance the son of Roddington junior, casually know as Little Rodney.
Original Gangster: Indubitably im Little Rodneys son.
Buffoon Self: Therefore are you referring to Roddington whos bollocks are fascinatingly enormous.
Original Gangster: Oi, why you disrespecting me bruv!
Buffoon Self: My mistake Original Gangster.
Original Gangster: No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.
Buffoon Self: For what purpose?!
Original Gangster: And discard of your feather as well.
Buffoon Self: For What Purpose?!?!
Original Gangster: In fact I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Little Travis on your Buffoon Self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.
My boyfriend keeps making gaming references during sex
NSFW* I (F22) am confused with how my boyfriend(M22) reacts when we have sex, when I get home from work he is usually on his computer and talking with his friends. I don’t mind that he usually plays video games with his friends because we both work and we both spend time together but the problems come in when we have sex. When I offered him sex he yelled “I agree!” Which I usually hear him say when he is saying yes to his friends over a call. Fast forward a bit and he yells at me to “attack the D point” and when he asks for head he points and says “Attention to the map” again, he says this while playing in his computer. When we finish he ends off by saying “Well done” or “Excellent” in an almost sarcastic like voice. It makes me uncomfortable but I don’t feel like getting mad over simple phrases and I don’t know how I should address this with him. Thoughts?
i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy fucking the absolute shit out of medic, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy fucking medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.