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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki.

    Shugoki from For Honor
    I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shugoki. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get shugoki pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Ubisoft create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

    Based on the original ‘Witch Mercy‘ copypasta


    STOP PLAYING ADCS EVERYWHERE!

      STOP PLAYING ADCS EVERYWHERE! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY MID LANE IS ADC,IN TOP LANE ITS ADC! I was in a game, right? and ALL OF THE ROLES were just adcs. I-I showed the auto fill option to a friend and said "shouldn't this be renamed to adc fill?" Hey I looked at urgot and said "THAT'S AN ADC" I looked at my adc I think of an adc's adc and I go "ADC? MORE LIKE ADC" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

      Based on the ‘STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US‘ meme

      I have a confession to make: I am the only reason en passant joke exists

        Hello. This is my main reddit account. Around 2 years ago Ive decided to create 10 alt accounts, and write the most random shit (aka en passant copypasta) on several shit posting subs, each line from different account, hoping that the joke will eventually get big.
        
        But it didnt. Ive waited days, weeks, even months. But everything failed.
        
        And than it hit me. If I cant make a joke famous, im gonna make it seem famous. And so, I spent 3 month straight creating more and more reddit accounts, making sure every single one would not look like just a bot(posting something on different subs, commenting, etc)
        
        After all this time, Ive created around 70, 000 different accounts. And so it was time. Ive created r/anarchychess, made several accounts mods to make it seem legit. And it finally was en passant'in time.
        
        Every single en passant chain you see is mine. Every single post about en passant- i made it. The en passant joke was never funny, nor was it popular. It was just me, from moms basement, with the whole comedy world at my fingertips.
        
        To conclude, i will make a comment under this post from most of my alt accounts, as they all wouldnt fit in just this post.

        Every En Passant copypasta

        Do Guinaifen’s vids have any originality?

          I have to get this one off my chest. Y'all are simping for her as if the whole world revolved around her, but I feel compelled to speak the truth. Is there ANY originality to the vids and posts she makes? She's terminally online, and her accounts are literally everywhere, churning out her vapid content not just here on Ghostly Grove but on other platforms as well. Is she that desperate for money? And everything she posts is either overused, outdated, cringey memes or just clout-chasing clickbaity stuff that appeals to the lowest common denominator. If not that, then she would just straight up STEAL other people's ideas. And she calls herself a "content creator", LMAO. I can't be the only one who finds her boring, right? Right? She has such a large following, yet she never uses it to address any of the pressing social issues. Why is that!? All she does everyday is make mind-numbingly "fUnNY" hogwash! People like her are the reason why society is going down the drain!

          Thank you xxxtentacion, you made me and a million others happy

            XXXTENTACION
            He caused a "riot" He said people should "Look at me" But after the tragedy of "Jocelyn Flores" He made "changes" He wanted to "Take A Step Back" from the music but returned He used to say "Fuck love" , but then he changed his mind He wanted everyone to have "Hope" He knew people went through "Depression & obession" He wanted "Revenge" against death, which took his friend away But he never got it, in reality all he actually wanted was "The remedy for a broken heart" He wanted to raise awareness for horrible causes,because if he didn't the awareness would be "Going Down" He wanted people to be happy because he knew that "Everybody dies in their nightmares" ,so he wanted people to have happy dreams instead He wanted everyone to sleep peacefully under the "Moonlight" But now he is gone And we all feel "SAD" We also feel "BAD" because we Underestimated him He wanted to "Save Me" and everyone else Now he is our "Guardian Angel" Thank you xxxtentacion, you made me and a million others happy

            Omni Man thicc

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