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Crazy? I was crazy once.

    A rubber room with rats (current version)
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    Origin of this meme

    History of “Crazy? I was crazy once” copypasta

    The earliest usage of “Crazy, I was crazy once” copypasta in internet was traced back to May 6, 1993 in a usenet group.  It was posted by Gary Wolfe as a tagline on May 6, 1993: Link

    I was crazy once (1993)
    I was crazy once...They put me in a little white room...I loved that room...I died in that room...When they buried me they put little white flowers on my grave that tickled my nose and drove me crazy...CRAZY I tell you...I was crazy once!

    A few years after that, the “Crazy? I was crazy once” pasta was then used by a usenet group called alt.support.depression, where it was posted on January 25, 1996, by an anonymous user. The post contained a longer version of the poem that included additional verses beyond the ones that are commonly circulated today. The whole poem in that post was:

    Crazy? I was crazy once (1996)
    Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room and told me to sit in the corner. In the corner, there was a round table and on the round table, there was a glass bowl and in the glass bowl, there was a silver key. I took the silver key and they said, 'Now you're sane.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell and told me to make myself comfortable. So I went to sleep on the bed and when I woke up, I was in a straight-jacket. I told them I was sane and they said, 'Now you're crazy.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a maze and told me to find my way out. I found the way out in five minutes and they said, 'You're a genius!' Crazy? I was crazy once.

    However, the “I was crazy once” copypasta goes way back even before the pre-internet era! Below is excerpt from a book written in 1968, Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Study of American Folklore: An Introduction. pg 118. 1968.

    The text above have been verified by viewing full scans at the Archive.org of the 1st edition (4th printing). This recitation is on page 118.

    I would like to credit and thank “and e” for digging these up and bringing it to my attention.

    I laughed so hard I thought I’d die (1968)
    "I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
I did die.
They buried me, and a flower grew on my grave.
The roots grew down and tickled me.
I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
I did die…"
    Bugs, I hate bugs they drive me crazy…(2015)
    Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a rubber room.
A round rubber room
And told me to sit in the corner.
Corner? There was no corner
So I sat in the middle of the floor
Surrounded by rats.
Rat? I can't stand rats.
They tickled my feet.
They made me laugh.
I laughed so hard I thought I would die
Die? I did die in there.
They buried me in a hole.
A hole six feet under the ground
And that's when the worms came.
Worms? I hate worms.
They burrowed into my skull And started to eat my brain.
They drove me crazy!
Crazy? I was crazy once.
They put me in a rubber room.
A round rubber room
And told me to sit in the corner.

    I have a 47 billion GPA

      I have a 47 billion GPA, took 938 AP classes in my freshman year, and am a member of every single extracurricular activity/team in the entire united states. Will i get rejected by the local community college?

      Compilação de Apelidos Racistas

        Zé gotinha da petrobrás
Prompt de comando
Tiziu
Sombra 3D
Sorvete de Asfalto
Capa de Bíblia
Resto de Incêndio
Console de PS2
Paquita de Olodum
Suco de Pneu
Capa do Batman
Guardanapo de engraxate
Borra de café
Noob Saibot
Metade de Zebra
Blackout
Geladinho/chup chup/gelinho de pretóleo
Eclipse
Sabonete de mecânico
Pastel de piche
Fita isolante
Fundo de panela
Gênio da garrafa de café
Fim de Slide
Mística
Senhor Popo
Luto Eterno
Molho shoyo
Mousse de graxa
Mercúrio humano
Memory card
Coca zero
Noturno
Venom
Tapete de oficina
Derrapada de caminhão
Vela preta
Cabo USB
Vitamina de petróleo
Sola do pé do mendigo
Avatar defumado
Carvão humano
Uub do DBZ
Nescau, o cereal radical
Impressão digital
Faixa velha de pedestre
Começo do túnel
Jabuticaba
Fita Cassete
Chão de oficina
Meia noite
Munição de churrasqueira
Insulfim último tom
Gasparzinho do candomblé
Manequim de umbanda
Trapezista de floresta
Beijaflor de bananeira
Cosplay de saci
Ausência de luz
Jubileu do pica pau
Lagoa de coca cola

        Do you hear the people sing?

          Do you hear the people sing?

Singing the song of angry mods,

It is a music of redditors,

Willing to fight against the odds!

When the beating of the drums,

Matching the tapping of your keys,

There is a fight about to start,

To keep third-party apps free.

          Assediei a minha amiga

            No dia 30 de fevereiro eu estava em um rolê com uns amigos e minha melhor amiga. Ela soltou um peido sem querer e eu disse: “hmmm, que cheirinho de peidinho gostoso…” e ela ficou tipo “hã?” E eu: “sim, seu peidinho é muito gostoso. Eu deixaria você peidar com meu nariz enfiado nas suas nádegas.” Ela ficou estilo facepalm enquanto olhava para o chão, e eu aproveitei pra soltar mais uma pérola. Falei: “Aaahhh, vagabunda, para de drama e vamos fazer logo um sexo vaginal”. Depois disso, nunca mais vi ela.

            English version

            On the 30th of February I was hanging out with some friends and my best friend. She accidentally let out a fart and I said “hmmm, that smells like a nice little fart…” and she was like “huh?” And I: “yes, your fart is very tasty. I would let you fart with my nose in your ass.” She went facepalm style while looking at the floor, and I took the opportunity to drop another pearl. I said: “Aaahhh, bitch, stop the drama and let's have vaginal sex”. After that, I never saw her again.

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