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I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.
I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.
Every single day since I saw that image it’s all I think about. I want her big voluptuous breasts to smother my face as she gazes at me through her big round nerdy fucking glasses. I want to lick her huge fucking front teeth as she pins me down and spits on me. I want her to own me. To take control. To transform into anything her heart desires while I’m inside her. The only thing my heart yearns for is nerd delirium’s huge juicy fucking mommy milkers to nourish my life force for as long as I live. I can’t get her out of my head. I can’t even fucking play Isaac anymore; if I make it to the void I get an erection and it’s too distracting to play. If delirium kills me (which she always does due to my infatuation) I instantly cum. It’s not fucking fair. I need her. I can’t sleep anymore. Anytime I see a pair of big tits all I can imagine is them being gray with a big huge pair of glasses on the face above them. I already ordered a body pillow with nerd delirium printed on it, but I know that will only satisfy me for a short time. It’s only a matter of time before I start commissioning nerd delirium sex dolls. She’s my world, she’s my everything. Please help, I’m not sure how to deal with this.You know what? I’m gonna say it.
The Infamy Mask enemies make me want to put a meat grinder into my rectum and grind all of my organs into paste.
I am two centimeters from peeling off my fingernails and gluing them onto my forehead in the shape of a penis just so everyone can see how dicked over I have been by these things.
Every time I see one I think this time will be different—This time I’ll be careful—This time—this time—ughhhhhhhhh. They can fucking see into the future. The whip around corners and do 180s if you are within 2 continents of them. Oh yeah, they’re also INVINCIBLE?? You have to kill the stupid heart which by the way also shoots at you and must have the mask on speed dial because he always shows up bends you over and makes you his bitch in like 4 microseconds.
EVEN WORSE, the game usually puts like 4 of them in a basic 1x1 room size and it’s also very common to have a grid of metal blocks making it impossible to dodge them by moving off axis.
Is this what slavery feels like? Being thrust into a room naked while giant hearts mind control masks that lick your nipples so hard that it can literally kill you??
Unrelated but I also hate tainted Cain. Unfortunately, my life coach says that this rant has already generated enough negative energy to keep people who enjoy watching the news busy for at least 24 hours. Seriously what is wrong with people who enjoy having a cup of Joe while the TV tells them about the most horrifying things known to man.
Anyways I need to google how to remove a meat grinder from my rectum. Rant over.
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Fuck you for not reading my post. If you want to know what it was about, I have some great advice: it starts at the top, not the bottom.Jingliu is the most compatible mara-struck for humans
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of female human and female mara-struck breeding, Jingliu is the most compatible mara-struck for humans? Not only is she an Ice damage dealer, which is mostly comprised of women, Jingliu is approximately 5’8” tall and 120 pounds, this means she’s large enough to be able manhandle human pussy, and with her impressive Base Stats for energy and access to Spectral Transmigration, you can be roughed up by her. Due to her mostly immortal based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Jingliu would be incredibly enduring, so enduring that you could easily have sex with her for hours without stopping. She can also use the moves Lucent Moonglow, Transcendent Flash, Syzygy, Florephemeral Dreamflux, and Shine on Truth, along with not having a current student, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get close to her and be trained by her. With her abilities Sword Slash and Freeze, she can easily incapacitate you to make it easier to use you. No other mara-struck comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pass out fast enough, you can wake up to find yourself bloody and beaten. Jingliu is literally built for human pussy. Ungodly attack stat+high HP pool+Freeze means she can fuck you all dayDo People not understand comedy anymore?
I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel culture ruining my comedy?