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Every day I walk into college, I’m swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates.

    How to stop girls from hitting on me?
    byu/Shimreef inusask

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    Every day I walk into X, and I'm swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates. It's gotten to the point where I'm consistently late to class, and it's starting to affect my grades. I don't know if it's because word got that out that I watch Naruto, or maybe that I'm a Computer Math and Statistic stream student, but all the attention is getting tiring. I've considered wearing a disguise, or walking outside in the cold, but both of these options come with their own set of problems.

What would you guys suggest to help me out??

    Original version

    The original pasta was written by u/Shimreef for University of Saskatchewan subreddit and became an instant meme. It was meant as satire but its outrageous nature caught on and got reposted to different other subreddits. 

    Basically as the title suggests. Every day I walk into Place Riel and through the arts tunnel, and every day I’m swarmed by women asking for my snap or asking me on dates. It’s gotten to the point where I’m consistently late to class, and it’s starting to affect my grades. I don’t know if it’s because word got that out that I watch anime, or maybe that I’m a music major, but all the attention is getting tiring. I’ve considered wearing a disguise, or walking outside in the cold, but both of these options come with their own set of problems.

What would you guys suggest to help me out??

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        X meeting with Y was “intense” and “at one point Z was crying” but everyone grew closer and a big lesson was learned

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          Palafox copypasta
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              I've been playing Bloodborne for the last 3 weeks and have noticed significant changes in my personality. I recently went for a stroll around my college campus and encountered a flock of fraternity boys, and couldn't help thinking that I could completely rock their shit with my moonlight great-sword. Similarly, in class as my professor was handing me an assignment, I upped my pistol and shot him within the parry window, however, there was no time for a visceral, he just collapsed unfortunately. I am writing this reddit post from a state penitentiary, and all i have left to say is, these other inmates about to fear the old blood.