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My background in all my Zoom calls

    Nta your background your rules
    My background in all my Zoom calls (and Microsoft Teams, of course) is a gaping, nearly completely shaved vagina, or pussy as the kids say. It's definitely juiced up and loosed up and ready for shovin' and there I am with my dumb little chair just positioned right in the middle of it all. I tell my coworkers that it's not a vagina, it's a picture I took while on vacation in New Zealand, that it's the entrance to a cave, ya know with glow worms, but I know they know it's just a vagina (pussy). I haven't gotten in trouble for it though, and I'm not sure why.

    If you’ve been kicked from a game of among us, READ THIS

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      Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual. If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google "Among Us rule 34"

      WHEN THE EMOJI IS SUS!?!?!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

        ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ“ฎ ๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ“ฎ OMG GUYS๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ!!!! THE MAILBOX IS AN IMPOSTER๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ!!! HE IS SO SUS!!!! (THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THE POPULAR MOBIL AND COMPUTER GAMG AMONG US) ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฎ๐Ÿ˜ณ

        What on earth is โ€œamong usโ€?

          Based.
          I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming โ€œTHATโ€™S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!โ€ As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted โ€œDEAD BODY REPORTED.โ€ Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?

          You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ would ๐Ÿ‘ช not ๐Ÿšซ believe ๐ŸŒˆ your ๐Ÿ‘ eyes

            You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ would ๐Ÿ‘ช not ๐Ÿšซ believe ๐ŸŒˆ your ๐Ÿ‘ eyes If ten ๐Ÿ”Ÿ million ๐Ÿ˜‚ fireflies Lit up ๐Ÿ”บ the ๐Ÿ‘ world ๐ŸŒŽ as ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ fell ๐ŸŽƒ asleep ๐Ÿ˜ด Cause ๐Ÿ’‹ theyd fill ๐Ÿ’‰ the ๐Ÿ‘ open ๐ŸŒŠ air And leave ๐Ÿƒ teardrops๐Ÿ’ฆ everywhere Youd think ๐Ÿ’ญ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ rude ๐Ÿ˜  but ๐Ÿ‘ I ๐Ÿ‘ would ๐Ÿ‘ช just ๐Ÿ‘ stand ๐Ÿ’จ and Stare Id ๐Ÿ™ like ๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ’ฆ make ๐Ÿ–• myself ๐Ÿ’€ believe That planet ๐Ÿ“ˆ Earth ๐ŸŒŽ turns, slowly Its hard ๐Ÿ† to ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ Id ๐Ÿ™ rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ stay ๐Ÿ’’ awake ๐Ÿ’ช when ๐Ÿ‘ Im ๐Ÿ’˜ asleep Cause everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ never ๐Ÿ™… as ๐Ÿ‘ it ๐Ÿ’ฏ seems ๐Ÿ‘€ Cause ๐Ÿ’‹ Id ๐Ÿ™ get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ thousand hugs From ten ๐Ÿ”Ÿ thousand lightningโšก๏ธ bugs๐Ÿž As they ๐Ÿ‘ฅ tried ๐Ÿ‘€ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ teach ๐Ÿซ me ๐Ÿ˜ญ how ๐Ÿ’ฏ to ๐Ÿ’ฆ dance ๐Ÿ’ƒ A ๐Ÿ‘Œ foxtrot above ๐Ÿ” my ๐Ÿ‘จ head A sock ๐Ÿ† hop ๐Ÿ‘† beneath my ๐Ÿ‘จ bed The disco ๐Ÿ•บ ball ๐Ÿ€ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ just ๐Ÿ‘ hanging by ๐Ÿ˜ˆ a ๐Ÿ‘Œ thread Id ๐Ÿ™ like ๐Ÿ’– to ๐Ÿ’ฆ make ๐Ÿ–• myself ๐Ÿ’€ believe That planet ๐Ÿ“ˆ Earth ๐ŸŒŽ turns, slowly Its hard ๐Ÿ† to ๐Ÿ’ฆ say ๐Ÿ—ฃ that ๐Ÿ˜ Id ๐Ÿ™ rather ๐Ÿ‘‰ stay ๐Ÿ’’ awake ๐Ÿ’ช when ๐Ÿ‘ Im ๐Ÿ’˜ asleep Cause everything ๐Ÿ’ฏ is ๐Ÿ’ฆ never

            Twitch Prime

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              Hey guys, have you heard about Twitch Prime? Did you know you can link your Amazon Prime account to your Twitch account, and subscriber to your favorite streamer FOREVERโ€ฆ for 30 days.. FOR FREE!
              Hey there! Do you want to know about Twitch Prime? Oh! You may be asking, โ€œWhatโ€™s Twitch Prime?โ€ Let me tell ya! When you connect your Amazon account to your Twitch account, you can get 1 free sub to ANY streamer on Twitch, every month! Yup, and along with that, get yourself some Twitch loot! With Twitch loot, you can go ahead and get yourself some exclusive Twitch gear and your favorite games! And until April 30th, you can get yourself some Fortnite skins, with Twitch loot! So go ahead! Grab your Amazon account, grab a family or friendโ€™s Amazon Prime account, and link it to your Twitch account TODAY!
              GUYS! I donโ€™t know if you know this, but, if you have Amazon Prime or any of your family or your friends or if you have anyone who wants to prime, you can get a FREE subscription! I or Tommy in this case, gets money for NOTHING for you LITERALLY NO COST! Just click, subscribe, and it will give you an option if you have it, itโ€™ll just say, Twitch Prime, you probably already have Twitch Prime, you probably donโ€™t even realize you have Twitch Prime, just click if thereโ€™s a button that says Twitch Prime! Click it! ITโ€™S FREE MONEY! ITโ€™S ACTUALLY FREE MONEY! Like you donโ€™t realize you have it, you can give free money for NOTHING! It works, you can absolutely press it! Itโ€™s completely free! And you get Twitch Prime absolutely NO COST to you. You give Tommy, money, and itโ€™s like a tree full of money, itโ€™s a money tree, they say it doesnโ€™t exist, but it does, and itโ€™s Twitch, I donโ€™t know how they do it but, they-they somehow they have it, thereโ€™s Primes. And you can just generate money out of the air for Tommy. So you might as well do it, just click subscribe! Which you probably-probably even if you think you donโ€™t have it, just check. You probably do, what if-what if anybody who uses your computer who has Amazon Prime probably has you logged in, you can just Prime. Itโ€™s free money!
              hey guys, wanna know a cool fact? most people dont know this! itโ€™s really cool! i didnโ€™t realise until i was told! itโ€™s really interesting and factual! the majority of people have a twitch prime sub that they dont know about, which you can use on this stream. use it! haha! fun fact!