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Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv

    Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv to see if there is any new Gummy pictures, only to be hit with a 23-pic set of NSFW of her just getting absolutely, unapologetically, ruthlessly railed. Yes, it is AI and it has some weird AI artifacts here and there, but I'll take what I can get. "Gojo Satoru - The Honored One | Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OST" is playing on repeat in my head as I reach a higher plane of existence, one of pure bliss and eternal peace. I feel in-tune with the world around me, with the beautiful sunsets, the mesmerising trees, the stunning waterfalls, the breathtaking sights... I can feel every cell in my body individually, the blood rushing through my veins, the oxygen entering my lungs and filling them whole. I feel the gentle rays of the sun hit my skin.
    
    I'm sorry, human artists. I'm not even angry over the unethical nature of AI artwork right now. I don't bear any grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.
    

    i am such a fuck up and a failure.

      I’m 26. and i have nothing to show for it. no car no house no money. i work at amazon for like 500$ a week but with my current situation im just working to keep this room i have. i have a feeling ill be homeless again soon. if you guys saw my account rn you would laugh at me. i made a lot of mistakes in my 20s trusting the wrong people get rich quick schemes and getting scammed ill be 30 in 3-4 years and im so scared bro sometimes this life is too much i tried to KMS years ago just off the depression and stress and im starting to get that feeling again 😞 pray for me 

      Came from the r/Money subreddit, the original post has since been deleted by the sub mods.

      UwU what’s this ?!

        Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
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        UwU! What’s this?~ someone’s got a bulgy wulgy! A weally BIG bulgy  wulgy! Let’s take a wooksie, shall we? What’s that? It’s...it’s a t-  tumor? O-Oh. 
        Another slight variation
        Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o!!! 

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          Sauce?

            Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

            Sure man, I got you covered:
            
            Brown sauces:
            
            Bordelaise sauce
            
            Chateaubriand sauce
            
            Charcutiere sauce
            
            Chaudfroid sauce
            
            Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
            
            Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
            
            Mushroom gravy
            
            Romesco sauce
            
            Sauce Africaine
            
            Sauce au Poivre
            
            Sauce Robert
            
            Butter sauces:
            
            Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
            
            Beurre blanc
            
            Beurre manie
            
            Beurre monté
            
            Beurre noisette
            
            Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
            
            Meuniere sauce
            
            Emulsified sauces:
            
            Remoulade seaweed sauce
            
            Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
            
            Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
            
            Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
            
            Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
            
            Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
            
            Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
            
            Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
            
            Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
            
            Fish sauces:
            
            Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
            
            Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
            
            Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
            
            Green sauces:
            
            See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
            
            Tomato sauces:
            
            Tomato sauces
            
            Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
            
            Hot sauces:
            
            Pepper sauces
            
            Pique sauce
            
            Mustard sauces
            
            Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
            
            Chile pepper-tinged sauces
            
            Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
            
            Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
            
            Buffalo Sauce
            
            Chili sauce
            
            Datil pepper sauce
            
            Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
            
            Pique Sauce
            
            Sriracha sauce
            
            Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
            
            Meat-based sauces:
            
            Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
            
            Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
            
            Barese ragù
            
            Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
            
            Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
            
            Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
            
            Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
            
            Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
            
            Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
            
            Pink sauces:
            
            Pink sauce
            
            Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
            
            Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
            
            Chimichurri – Food sauce
            
            Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
            
            Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
            
            Onion sauce
            
            Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
            
            Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
            
            Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
            
            Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
            
            Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
            
            Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
            
            Sauce vierge
            
            Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
            
            Sweet sauces:
            
            Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
            
            Pork with peach sauce
            
            Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
            
            Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
            
            Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
            
            Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
            
            Chocolate gravy
            
            Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
            
            Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
            
            Crème anglaise
            
            Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
            
            Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
            
            Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
            
            Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
            
            Mango sauce
            
            Peach sauce
            
            Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
            
            Strawberry sauce
            
            Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
            
            Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
            
            Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
            
            White sauces:
            
            Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
            
            Alfredo sauce
            
            Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
            
            Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
            
            Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
            
            Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
            
            Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
            
            Sauce Américaine
            
            Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
            
            Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
            
            Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
            

            You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers

              The copypasta came from the Splatoon community where squarr (a former team captain) made a tweet after getting exposed for being horrible person.

              You can take away my friends, you can take away my followers, you can take away my reputation, but you can never take away my what i means to be me. I'll become better, this is a new start for me