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What name should I give to my goddess of sex?

    So basically for context she is the goddess of all kinds of sex or sexual actions. Anal, oral, vaginal, footjobs, you name it.

She loves having sex, especially with people she considers scholars (a real life parallel would be someone who could name every single pokemon or an avid Reddit user like myself). She has black hair and style, basically goth gf haha and she has voluptuous breasts.

So what should I name her? I was thinking Clitalia (named after the female erogneous area in the poonani so to speak) but maybe that’s too on the nose? Any suggestions?

    I once wore a skirt because my school doesn’t allow shorts

      This happened on on of the hottest days of the year. I walked into school in shorts (because it was way too warm) and because of that I got a detention even though they allow skirts for the girls. So the next day I put on a school skirt (don't ask how I own one) and from the second I arrived everyone starred at me (including the guys) and instantly one of the teachers came up to me and said" what are you wearing?!?!!??" And so i explained to her and she surprisingly agreed that the school should have shorts so she let me get to class. On my way there a younger student who was behind me said "nice as" and slapped it! So I turned around and he screamed (he thought / was a female) during class this one guy came up to me and said "meet me at the end of the hallway after class to fck" which was honestly disgusting

He never showed up.

And the school never allowed shorts

      DAAAA JANKEES LOSE

        New York Yankees lost copypasta
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        You came back home from work, tired from the office grind. It's been days since your team was mathematically eliminated from the playoff picture.

Laying down on the couch like a lurching grouch, you get your phone and open up Reddit, hoping for a sense of relief, a break from the never ending drawl of reality and then you see it.

You read the title of the post, word by word, letter by letter, a smile grows on your face as your eyes seemingly glimmered as they bounced along with that magic of your childhood returning to your soul.

It made you remember when you played catch with your father and when he took you out to your first ballgame, hot dog and soda in hand as you watched your beloved team play for 9 innings, it was magical.

And remembered how your father, and his father and his father hated that damn team, and told you stories about how their team was so close to winning it all if it wasn't for them.

Some of them may not be alive today to see it but they're in heaven, watching above as they hear the good news from the grapevine of beyond.

For the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the postseason as you whispered under your breath and type a comment under the post with 3 words that ties your hatred for those damn Yankees with others around the world.

"DAAAA JANKEES LOSE"

        Eggman announcement

          Eggman announcement copypasta
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          I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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            I broke up with my girlfriend over Riven

              There's something that's been on my mind for a long time, something I think many redditors here may relate to. I posted this here today because any time I go to my friends for advice, or ranting about this issue, I get turned away or mocked. But as Riven would say, it must come to pass. I have made my decision.

My infatuation with Riven from League of Legends runs deeper than mere admiration for her in-game abilities. It's the way her lithe, tender yet powerful figure moves gracefully across the battlefield, her shining viridescent blade dancing in the air as she weaves through her foes. It's the intensity in her eyes, a fierce determination that mirrors the passion she ignites within me. And that passion I share with her... is just not the same with my girlfriend of 6 years, Joosah.

I thought that I could keep the affair hidden, but my emotions couldn't contain themselves. I needed her, not Joosah, I needed Riven. If I couldn't be on my pc at all times to be with her, why not turn just make a real life Riven? I slowly, unsuspiciously modified my girlfriend over time to be as close to riven as possible. I started with the hair, to match Riven's luscious white locks to forcing Joosah to wear ragged cloths anytime she is in my presence, but it was never enough. Joosah just couldn't match the look. When I tried to get Joosah to fast combo with gracious speed and powerful strikes I realized it just couldn't be done in the terrestrial world, nor could her q3 wallhop, nor the windslash, nor legally the 1 v 5 pentakills i so craved to witness. I broke up with Joosah after she accidentally tattoed mastery 6 instead of 7, which may have been the saving grace, but even she managed to mess it up.

That's when I realized this world isn't my world. I am, and will always be, a part of Runeterra where I belong, with her, with Riven. I have bid farewell to my family, friends, and any of those I interacted with, but now it's time for me to fully immerse myself as a new member of the League of Legends. I will, from now on, never step foot in the light of this god-forsaken terrestrial world, and only in Runeterra will I exist.

So, Riven, honey, I'm home.