I assume your meme is criticizing the part of my statement that Reddit posts (the representation of community sentiment) didn't contribute to the banning of Violent Outburst? I will agree to disagree. It's quite clear that community sentiment contributed to it's banning; I think not at least conceding that it contributed is very black-and-white in a very grey world.
This isn't a joke. If this was a joke l'd be posting this to r/beatlescirclejerk but this is real. Just looking at my username you can see my last name, what is it?! That's right, ONO. And it doesn't help that I'm Japanese. All my life when people ask me what my last name is I have to reluctantly say Ono and they get all excited and say "oh like Yoko Ono?" Or "ooo are you two related?!" NO WE ARE NOT! JUST BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH JAPANESE AND HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME DOESNT MEAN WE ARE RELATED!!!! All my life it's been like this and I am THIS close to fucking losing it!!! YOKO ONO YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Noir. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her rotton pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Noir as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she should literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I will synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progresterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her. Imagine marrying Noir and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her pole dancing duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Noir is glowing and her stripper actives are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Noir has to stop her Nikke activivities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight.
Heaven.
Dead game. Apex has retaken the crown again with S20 launch. 400k+ concurrent daily players compared to this beautiful 20-30k lmfao. It's not even close. This game had tons of potential, but the devs loved to take their sweet time with fixes/balance updates/ranked updates. For fun games have no place in the market anymore unfortunately, if you release an FPS game you better go all in on the competitive scene or else it'll die. This game has hands down the absolute worst ranked system on earth. Plus devs even said they won't be focusing on the competitive side much. Which means this game is dead in the water. Sure, some people play games for fun. But not very many people play ONLINE PVP FPS games for fun. And that shows in the numbers.
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Hey, guys! Very excited about today's video.
A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving their amazing. brand new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: the world's first phone with Tango - which kind of feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present and that's exactly why I decided to make a very special time travel episode of JackAsk.
Question 1: "Do you believe in the possibility of time travel?". I literally just said that. This is the time travel episode of JackAsk; please try to keep up
Question 2: "If you could go back in time, what's one thing you'd change about your childhood?". Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he'd be all like, "What's a YouTube?". You know what? That question sucks! Next question.
Question 3: "Would you travel to the past or the future?". Listen up, HOOLiGanLLAMA, I'm about to blow your mind! Mmm, that's good meat!
So I'm taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalised, homebuilt time machine.
Purple, red, oh, OK, oh, yeah, green one, that's good; I think that's good.
Let's measure it with my phone real quick. (OK, measuring the dimensions with Tango's AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up.)
Looks good. Open! Let's go!
[Sigh of relief.] Just so you know, time travel is not instant, so while we're waiting, how 'bout I just answer some of your questions?
"How do I tell my parents that I'm goth?". What you can do is travel to the future, where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved!
"How many stars are in our galaxy?". Good question. To find out, we're gonna go all the way back to 1590, to ask the man himself, Galileo! [Screams in a panicky manner.]
If only we could see the heavens, instead of relying on our mind's eye
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out.
¡El diablo!
No, it's actually called 'augmented reality. It lets me see a fully-scaled model of the Solar System; the Sun; the Big Dipper; the Little Skipper; uh, Unicom; Unicran; some other ones-oh, real quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what? I'll just look it up. Thanks anyway. Bye!
He's a bit of a jerk, wasn't he?
"What is your favourite video game?". I'm not really a fan of the new ones - I don't really have the fingers for 'em - so let's go all the way back to 1972, to play the first video game.
Hey, guys! What are we working on?
Well, I don't mean to brag, but we've created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular... paddle hits this round circular... ball, and then that... ball travels across this empty black space, where it meets up with another paddle!
[Laughter.] Huh?
That's... really tight, guys, uh, and you'll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out!
What is it?
It's the future, so you're trying to hit this target.
Where're the cords?
No cords. Here, look
Honey, we should get one of these!
"What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?". Oh, finally, a good question! Let's go to the future, where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It's time to go Jack to the Futurel Get it? Uh, Jack to the Future, uh, it's-it's, like, it's a pun on, uh, a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, uhm-wait-yeah, that's right, yeah.
Oh my Gosh! You-you must be my great-great-grandson!
Get out of my home.
Let's grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh?
No.
(Just gotta add a dragon, then boom!)
That's pretty cool, right? A little dragon popping up and everything. Your body language says yes
No.
Not a little?
Nuh-uh.
Not even a little?
No.
Yeah, y-no, I-I'm busy too; I gotta get back to my... time machine. It was really cool catching up! [Chuckles.] Call me, or you kn-ch, it doesn't work like that. Uh, call me anyway, yeah?
All in all, that was a pretty good trip!
Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone - not giving it back! [Chuckles.]
Not paying for that! Not paying for that! Not my problem!"
Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. And that’s exactly why I decided to make a very special time-travel episode of jackask. Question 1: “Do you believe in the possibility of time-travel?” I literally just said that this is the time-travel episode of jackask. Please try to keep up. punches ground beef Question 2: “If you could go back in time, what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he’d be all like, “what’s a YouTube?” You know what, that question sucks, next question. Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up, HoOLiGanLLaMA, I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm, that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized, home-built time machine. Purple, red… Oh yeah, green one, that’s good, I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay, measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Let’s go! Just so you know, time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting, how about I just answer some of your questions? “How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved. “How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out, we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself, Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No, it’s actually called ‘augmented reality,’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun, the Big Dipper, the Little Skipper, the Unicorn, the Unicran, some other ones… Oh, really quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what, I’ll just look it up. Thanks anyway, bye! G: He was a bit of a jerk, wasn’t he? “What is your favorite video game?” Not really a fan of the new ones, I don’t really have the fingers for ‘em, so let’s go all the way back to 1972 to play the first video game. J: Hey guys! What are we working on? Guy with Glasses and Mustache: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but we’ve created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular paddle hits this round circular ball, and then that ball travels across this empty black space where it meets up with… another paddle! Haha! J: That’s really tight, guys, and you’ll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out Woman with Glasses: What is it? J: It’s the future. So, you’re trying to hit this target. WG: Where are the cords? J: No cords. Here, look. WG: Honey, we should get one of these! “What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?” Ugh, finally! A good question! Let’s go to the future where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It’s time to go Jack to the future! record scratch Get it? Uh, Jack to the future, it’s-it’s a pun on a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, um, wait… yeah, that’s right, yeah. J: Oh my gosh, you must be my great great grandson! Jacksfilms Look-Alike with White Hair: Get out of my home. J: Let’s grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh? JLAWH: No. J: Just gotta add a dragon, and boom! It’s pretty cool, right, little dragon popping up and everything. You body language says ‘yes’. JLAWH: No. J: Not a little? JLAWH: Nuh-uh. J: Not even a little? JLAWH: …No. J: Yeah, no, I-I’m busy too, I gotta get back to my time machine. It was really cool catching up, hehe! Call me! Or, you kn- aw, it doesn’t work like that. Uh, call me anyway, man. All in all, that was a pretty good trip. Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone, not giving it back, hehe. runs into lighting equipment Not paying for that! Not paying for that! Not my problem!
