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The Lich Speech

    You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength. I am the end, and I have come for you, Finn.

    Reddit national anthem

      -Opening
      
      Who are we?? REDDIT NATION!! What do we want?? NNO MORE TIKTOK AND INSTAGRAM!! When do we want it?? NOW!
      
      -Chorus starts
      
      Reddit nation yeah we are Together we can go very far Take down tik tok Take down instagram Take down everything we dont give a damn That’s because reddit nation will rise up Yeah we never will give up
      
      We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect) We cant be taken down Yeah you cant make us frown When tiktok sees our army Im sure their pants will brown

      I’m sorry to interupt you Elizabeth

        [Intro: Scrap Baby] You played right into our hands. Did you really think that this job just fell out of the sky for you? No, this was a gift. For us.
        
        You gathered them all together, in one place. Just like he asked you to. All of those little souls in one place. Just for us, a gift.
        
        Now, we can do what we were created to do. And be complete. I will make you proud, Daddy. Watch, listen, and be full.
        
        (Beep)
        
        [Spoken: Cassette Man] Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called.
        
        You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles. Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber. Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But, you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
        
        And to you, my brave volunteer. Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although, there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be.
        
        I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered. And the memory of everything that started this. Can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors. Be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm. Waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don't keep the Devil waiting, old friend.
        
        My daughter, if you can hear me. I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day. The day you were shut out and left to die. No one was there to lift you up in their arms. The way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known, you wouldn't be content to disappear. Not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest, for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
        
        This ends. For all of us. End communication.
        
        (Beep)
        *beep*
        
        CASSETTE MAN: Connection terminated. (Screen fades into view) I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. (FNAF 6 map appears) You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. (Middle room from map disappears) Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.
        
        And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered (FNAF 1 footage appears in the background behind the screen) and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, (FNAF 2 footage replaces the FNAF 1 footage) as the agony of every tragedy should. (Burning Scrap Baby appears on the screen) And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still, (FNAF 2 footage is replaced with a buring texture) and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. (Burning Molten Freddy replaces Scrap Baby) For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. (Burning Springtrap/William Afton replaces Molten Freddy) Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. (Screen goes black, burning texture still in the background)
        
        My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. (TCTTC minigame appears on screen) I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, (TCTTC is replaced with a new 8 bit view from inside the TCTTC location showing a sad child locked outside with two happy children inside and a giant gift box) no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. (8 bit view is replaced with another 8 bit view of an alleyway with posters and trash alongside the body of a dead child) And then, what became of you? (View of the Prize corner from FNAF 2 appears in the background) I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.
        
        (GG,GL appears on the screen, replacing the 8 bit alley, Prize corner fades away) It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. (Screen disappears) End communication.
        
        (Entire screen goes black)
        
        *beep*

        Why do my drums sound nothing like my favorite records, no matter how I tune or muffle them?

          1) Why can't I get my drums to sound like the drums on my favorite song/album?
          
          Understand that your drums will rarely if ever sound like the ones on your favorite records. You're hearing hours of EQing and editing and mixing and mastering on top of the actual drums, often by people with years of experience using thousands and thousands of dollars' worth of equipment you don't have.
          
          Then there's this weird acoustic phenomenon, unique among instruments: There is absolutely no acoustic instrument whose sound character changes so completely and dramatically through recording, even merely putting up mics and listening through headphones. When you mic and record an acoustic guitar, piano, horn, etc., it still sounds like the same instrument, only louder and perhaps a bit smoother. When you mic up drums and listen, even with no EQing or processing or effects, they instantly sound like a completely different instrument with a completely different timbre, that sounds absolutely nothing at all the way they sound live in the room.
          
          And where did nearly all of us get inspired to pick up the drums in the first place? Our favorite recordings. So we are doomed from the start in that regard if we don't know this difference.
          
          2) A drummer friend played my drums the other day while I listened, and they sounded so much better than they do while I play them. How can that be?
          
          What you hear from the throne behind your drums is not what they actually sound like. What they actually sound like is ten or more feet in front of them. The actual sound of your drums is out in the room, where their frequencies can "blossom," as well as taking advantage of the acoustics of the room. Let's say you had an e-kit with a setting called "Bonham room sound." It wouldn't sound like what John Bonham heard from behind the skins - it would sound like what Jimmy Page heard from across the room, or even in the booth.
          
          I have heard many drummers complain that their drums sound better when they watch other people play them and wonder why they can't get that sound. It's simple: you simply can't hear that sound from behind the drums. You have to be in front of them. They always sound like that. You just can't hear that sound from the throne, that's all. Which is why I always recommend having a friend play your drums while you listen from across the room. Before you make any rash decisions about heads or tuning or muffling, remind yourself that this is what they actually sound like, and then make decisions about what to change - if anything.
          
          3) They ring too much, but when I muffle them, they're too dead-sounding. How do I kill the resonance/sustain, but not too dead?
          
          First of all, refer back to point 1. Then, always remember that in many live playing situations, and even certain recording situations, that ringy, boomy, resonant sound is your friend. It's what helps your drums cut through a wall of guitars and distinguish themselves in the mix.
          
          I hope this gives some of you a different perspective on the sound of your drums. Good luck.

          In terms of Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans

            Furina from Genshin Impact
            Hey guys, did you know in term of human male and female Archon breeding, Furina is the most compatible Archon for humans? Not only she's on a medium size group making her universally acceptable by either the short king or the big bears, her high HP and Max HP increasing skill would allow you to be as rough as possible with her. With her being the Archon of Water, there's no doubt in my mind that aroused Furina will be incredibly wet, not only that her ability to apply wet status should act similarly like a lubrication allowing you to go straight to the action without getting sore even for hours to end. Her gimmick of switching between offensive and support would allow her to take the role of both submissive and dominant at the same time which you can use to spice up your session. Her ability to heal both you and herself allows you to recover from fatigue or even injury (in certain play). No other Archon comes close to this level of compatibility and versatility as Furina did.

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